If Badger and Skinny Pete die, I'm going to be depressed. Everyone else can bite it but those two deserve to keep getting high and discovering the meaning of life until they die of natural causes.

Fair enough. That's a valid criticism but I'm a major fanboy for Blomkamp so I'm willing to overlook it because it's nothing too detrimental.

As far as I'm concerned, Elysium is the best looking movie I've ever seen, the art direction and visual effects are absolutely flawless. I had moments where I couldn't tell what was CGI and what wasn't and I've never had that experience before with any film. In particular:

I disagree about the third act flaws in District 9 and Elysium, I actually consider the third act to be the strongest aspect of each movie's narrative. They're great bloody payoffs to the set-ups of all the technological possibilities in their respective fictional worlds.

All in all, I loved it. It wasn't quite as amazing as District 9 but it reaffirmed my love for Neill Blomkamp. He is my favorite director on the planet. He's making the type of movies that I spent years day-dreaming of as a kid.

Imagine if they had cast a woman and male fans reacted that way. The outcries of "MISOGYNY!" and "MALE PRIVILEGE!" would overload tumblr and fucking Jezebel would have to write a series of articles about the "appearance shaming" of actresses.

I need a beer.

Firstly, your summary is breathtaking. I want it on chiseled in marble and placed in front of Congress the next time they discuss the internet.

Secondly, please describe this perverted deviant image.

Agreed, 4chan is much better for pure chaos but /b/ moves way too fast to actually follow. If you really wanna see the craziest shit the place has to offer, check out /r9k/ and /pol/. They never fail to entertain me when I'm bored. For fuck sake, I saw an infographic on /pol/ the other day about WHO CONTROLS YOUR MIND and it was a list of media executives they all claimed to be part of a Jewish Illuminati Lizard conspiracy, with George Lucas listed among those responsible.

Thanks, Teague.

I was dragged by my friends to this piece of Hollywood mainstream garbage and right away I knew I was in for two hours of hell. First of all, I never see movies, I only experience films. Movies are rubbish for the uncultured masses but I went to see this anyway at the insistence of my friends. To make matters worse, they were vehement about seeing it in 3D, or as I like to call it "pleb-o-vision".

As soon as the movie started, the entire audience clapped. I'm not kidding. They actually clapped at a movie screen. I thought the internet was only joking about this sort of thing but the audience clapped throughout the whole movie whenever their peabrains understood the atrociously constructed plot. It was truly an eye opening experience. I have never been surrounded by so many philistines at the same time.

The movie itself was an abomination. Man Of Steel exists purely to make money through merchandise sales and the cheap exploitation of a pre-sold franchise. The entire Superman series has always been commercialized trash that appeals to children. The very fact adults flock to see and discuss this series is revolting. Unsurprisingly, there is no artistry whatsoever in this latest installment. Things blow up, the one dimensional antagonist screams a lot and the characters (I use that term loosely) speak with the cadence of robots, including one groan inducing line by a female soldier about Superman's attractiveness. Speaking of which, most of the audience were on dates and I shudder to think what will happen when they inevitably mate; they're probably already having unprotected sex just as Superman and Lois Lane promoted.

After the end credits rolled, my friends excitedly discussed the nonsense that just occurred on screen with dissection and banter back and forth as if it were a Fellini film. I felt nothing but pity for them. They'll never understand and appreciate cinema like I do; they're doomed to be mindless drones for the rest of their lives.

I drove home by myself as they went to the local diner to further discuss the movie, as if it couldn't be explained with 20 seconds of grunting. As I sit here in retrospective, I truly wonder if the anti-intellectual have fully taken over our world.

He's intelligent, caring and has a deep connection to those closest to him (as evident by flipping shit when Zod showed up at the farm). Initially, he's a man conflicted about his identity. He wants to change and embrace who he really is but doesn't know if the world is ready to accept him. Eventually, he overcomes this internal dilemma and exposes himself to the world because it's more important for him to protect the innocent than protect himself.