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On a related note, I'm writing my Ahab/Moby Dick slash fiction even now.

And no, Renee O'Connor! You cannot be in it!

/rule 34

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I think DIF should make their own Twilight Zone/Outer Limits/One Step Beyond short film, complete with absurdist horror. Here's my effort...

A lowlife man murders a girl, then gets drunk and sees a shooting star in the night sky. When he awakens, the paperboy demanding payment attacks him with a knife. He fights back and the kid flees. The man shakes it off and goes to the corner market, where the grocer accuses him of stealing and tries to kill him. He flags down a beat cop, and the cop shoots the grocer, then turns on the man, saying "And now you've seen too much." And tries to shoot the guy.... He runs away in a panic. He's trapped in a world of murderers!

Voiceover blah blah blah own private hell blah blah blah.

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Stop the madness!

Top five Monty Python characters, please.

Answerer please proceed to name the next top 5 challenge.

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I love the live chats. I just am no good at remembering when they're happening, and I often don't have the movie available. And I hate to listen to a commentary without seeing the movie.

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Oh, man, good one.

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1080p on a big screen with surround sound is magical, if you ask me. But some people just don't care much about it, like driving a sporty car with a manual transmission.

Myself, I couldn't care less about smart phones and apps and whatnot.

Just, please, don't buy Bose. People who buy Bose are like people who think the Mustang is a sporty car.

Noted

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It's just an old joke about a nameless sculptor. You can find a thousand variations of it on something called the InterGoogle.

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I love, love, love this movie. Thanks for giving me another reason to revisit it.

Sculptor story is bullshit, by the way. And everybody gets Evelyn and Katherine mixed up at the end. But other than that I liked it a lot.

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With the accent or with the acting in general? Because there wasn't a moment in the film where I cared if he lived or died. He was an absolute blank.

That shouldn't be any surprise. Cameron writes women much better than he writes men. Kyle Reese, Corporal Hicks, Abyss's Bud, T2's John, Titanic's Jack... these characters have nothing distinguishing about them. Try Mr. Plinkett's character test: describe them without saying what they wear or what their job is. We like them--if we like them--only because the actors have chops.

Worthington doesn't have chops.

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