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I'm sick of seeing "2012," so I'mma say Twenty Twelve. See how stupid your title is, Roland?

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Twenty 12?

20 Twelve?

Anyway, I'm split right down the middle on this one. I think the first two hours are fucking awesome. They don't pretend to be anything more than preposterous action, and that's fine, because it's entertaining. The last half-hour, however, is absolute shit, because it throws that all out the window and suddenly turns into a dark, serious drama that I have no reason to buy into given what came before it.

Also, as I recall, the last 40-minute-long chunk of the film that had to do with them getting into the ship is unspeakably boring.

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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when we had this at the cinema they actually scheduled it for twelve minutes past eight. Someone in the company actually has a sense of humour I guess.

Customers had a hard time understanding it however.

"whens twenty twelve on?"
"it's on at 2012 - see what they did there!"
"...No?"

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Dorkman, I think I agree more with your initial thoughts on plot vs. story, compared to your final statements.  To me, plot is the events that happen to and around the characters, and the story is how these events look through the characters eyes, and how they react to it.

Very fun commentary guys, thanks so much.  Also, thanks for picking a movie that is streaming on Netflix.

"Back to the Future is great, and if you disagree then you're Hitler." -Dorkman
"You sucking is canon!" -Brian

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This movie is the worse kind of disaster porn. I'm tired of so called "fun" and "entertaining" movies of massive slaughter with human life having as much value as tissue paper. While i think you can use that in a movie you have to address that like say "children of men". I didn't mind ID4 despite being all "rah rah America" as it included the rest of the world and made several points on how horrific these events are in a way that justified it.

But this has zero redeeming value. I didn't like anything about it even the CGI just looked like money, after the second crazy LA scene it had become a video game.
I went to the siggraph on 2012 here in Vancouver during the spark festival and saw how much work it was, which i respect but on screen it was boring.

If this had been done like say Team America with the same thunder birds look it would have rocked.

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It sounds like the prinicpal complaint is that the movie sits in that half way space between being a serious drama and a cheesy fun blockbuster. By dipping a toe in both waters, the story fails to be very effective at either one.

So it fails on the Deep Impact level, and fails too on the Armaggedon level.

I thought the movie was ok, but I'm kinda shocked at how almost cavalier it is about death. We're seeing literally millions of people dying on screen and it lacks any sort of emotional power. I think this is partly a result of the audience being focused on the ridiculous escapes and the plot shields around the leads. LA is being totally destroyed, homes are being crushed, swallowed and wiped away, and here is a car outdriving it all. It undermines the danger and thus distances us from the fact that people are actually dying, a feeling which is helped along by the epic wide shots. I think wow (or worse, cool), that is a nice effect, when I should be horrified.

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

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I agree with Dorkman (and Brian, can't forget Brian) for the majority of the commentary. 2012 is not fun or exciting. It is nothing but a CGI showcase and while those are really pretty, they are surrounded by a lame plot and characters that I just don't give a toss for. Oh, and having about 4 near identical escape scenes is pretty darn desperate.

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I was amused that Teague was basically going back to the same sort of questions he asked in Wild Wild West- movie 1 has a, b, and c, movie 2 has a, b, and c, so how can you say movie 2 is bad and movie 1 is good? As if a work of art is just the sum of its parts and everything is interchangeable.

My sister and I also want to see the sequel to this, where the Africans say "hell no" to the Arks and try and fight them off smile

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In case I didn't get it out clearly, that ^ is the #1 reason I was in such a rage on this particular track.

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I didn't like the movie but loved the FX. As soon as Hollywood starts putting as much effort into the stories and scripts as Pixar does we'll be all set.

Enjoyed the commentary. I usually don't like a lot of crosstalk but you can't help but smile when Jake points out all the stuff he loves. Makes me see the movie in a new light as i'm watching along.

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Um yeah, Greg.  Having your own production company doesn't mean you self finance.  He still has to get money from distributors to largely bankroll his movies.  You can make the argument that because his movies do well that he can get financing, but don't say he's spending his own money when he's not.

Eddie Doty

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There's an Irish comedian called Dara O'Briain and his new stand up dvd was released this week in the UK. He is a self-confessed science nerd and he does a routine about the crap science in 2012. He pays special attention to the scientist at the start who says 'the neutrinos have mutated'. Anyway, at the end of his show, he gets Jimi Minstry, the Brit actor who delivered the line on stage to do a bit of role play with him, it's quite amusing.

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