Topic: #32 - Talkin' Battleship

More like What The Fuckleship, am I right?

hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*nosebleed, early symptoms of something really bad*

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Well I wasn't planing on seeing it,... now I'm definitely not.   big_smile

"Life is about movies; anything else is a bonus!"- Me   cool

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not long to go now...

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I know, jesus, if a piece of shit like Transformers 1  can look good by comparison, maybe it really is time to just stop making movies. You had a good run Hollywood.

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What a ridiculous review. Summer entertainment can be great without being dumb. I'm really getting sick of this idea that we should hold big blockbusters to lower standards than "normal" movies.

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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not long to go now...

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As soon as the credits rolled on this movie, and Fortunate Son starting blasting out of the speakers, I turned to my friend Sarah and said, "Hey, isn't this an anti-war song?" There was a pause, and she said, "This movie is fucking terrible."

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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From what I remember from the live show, this discussion peters out at the end because, well, Battleship sucks.

I'll listen to the podcast, though, because I barely remember what was said (it was very late, I was half asleep big_smile)

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Before the podcast I was all like "Why Battleship?" After the podcast I'm still like... "Why Battleship?"

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I can almost forgive that, if the movie went into Yamato/Star Blazers mode. In that classic anime series, humans turn the rusting hulk of the Battleship Yamato into a spaceship to save humanity. So, have the Missouri decked out with all the latest Area 47 gear and ready to go.
(a Disney remake of Star Blazers was going to use the Arizona. That was wrong in so many ways...)

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"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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I had no interest in seeing Battleship and you guys only reinforced that.  While you suffer in seeing this movie, you can take comfort in knowing that your suffering wasn't in vain.

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I refuse to believe this movie is less coherent and awful than Transformers 3.

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

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"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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not long to go now...

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True enough - and those are three movies that I'm (cautiously) looking forward to.  However, it's worth noting that they're all also installments of established money-making franchises.  <sigh>   

That may be the true tragedy of the summer of '12 - sequels (and reboots - Hello again, Spiderman) will likely do well as usual, while attempts to do something at least new are setting new records for failure.   Hunger Games is the only one to buck that trend so far, I think.

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