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The internet will truly never cease to amaze me, I only made it about 5 minutes in before I had to turn it off.

I just have to shake my head and wonder what went wrong in this guys life.

I had to go back and rewatch the actual video a couple times just to try to get rid of this guys fukin willfully ignorant hate.

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The internet will truly never cease to amaze me, I only made it about 5 minutes in before I had to turn it off.

I just have to shake my head and wonder what went wrong in this guys life.

I had to go back and rewatch the actual video a couple times just to try to get rid of this guys fukin willfully ignorant hate.

I saw a penis. I'm going to go sacrifice some virgins in the glorious name of Satan.

I might watch the whole thing. The guy spends the first ten minutes just saying "this video is evil, bro!" When he gets into the actual "analysis" of the video, he basically just points out things anyone can see if you have a set of eyes. "There's penises all over the place. The artists claim it's because the video is about what they feel is an inhumane circumcision ritual in south africa, but I know the truth. It's because they're devil worshipers! Look, there's crude drawings of children in the background! This clearly is supposed to represent the children whose minds they're warping and has nothing at all to do with the fact that if you refuse to undergo this ritual you are branded a child and shunned in society. That's why this guy who has refused to undergo the ritual in our video is surrounded by these drawings. Because he's warping your children's minds."

"ZOMG! ANOTHER PENIS!"

It's both hilarious and sad at the same time. I feel genuine pity for people who think that simple images of nude people are evil.

EDIT: OMG it's the jews. This video went from crazy dude rambling about penises to hating on jews. I understand why you are so pissed now. I paused it just before he started in on them when I posted the first time. I was all "this isn't really hate, it's just dumb..." Now I see.

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Happily, I now know about Die Antwoord and can buy their album.

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Major Spoilers

In my mind, Mass Effect had surpassed every other piece of science fiction I've ever been exposed to.

UNTIL the last 5 minutes of MS3, it undid everything.

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Happily, I now know about Die Antwoord and can buy their album.

They are simply amazing, one of my favorite groups.

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I've never played any of the Mass Effect games, but I like that video and I might give them a shot, cause I might be able to use it as a positive example of what modern games are doing right, assuming that that video is accurate in how it portrays the branching of the narrative. Finding a modern game that does something right is a rare thing indeed.

I kinda stopped playing most 'major' games some time in the early 2000's after I realized that games were turning into stupid. The technology exists to make games that would be unbelievably awesome, but the companies with the resources available to them to make that sort of game are focusing most of their effort on cheesy screen effects, advanced realtime lighting and removing as much interaction and gameplay as possible.

Wait, this is a video posting thread. Here's a videogame video. It's about a guy driving a truck:

I love Jef Major. He is funny and informative. He's mostly being silly in this one, but some of his video series' are very informative as well as entertaining. He tends to play games that are very strategic or otherwise intellectually stimulating in some way. Sometimes, tho, he plays this sort of dumb shit and acts goofy.

Something a bit more serious:

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Saw this last weekend, ROCKS. My Nights Are More Beautiful Than Your Days, or Mes nuits sont plus belles que vos jours

IS ABOUT:

A brilliant programmer simultaneously makes a huge licensing deal on a language he had been developing and is diagnosed with a degenerative brain disorder where his mental faculties will slowly regress, then he will die. He meets by chance, falls in love, and immediately offers dinner to [clip above] a beautiful psychic, who when entranced by her husband in her stage show reveals deeply personal information about audience members while speaking in couplets and rhyming meter. He finds great solace in her speech patterns, as the rhyme and meter help him retain knowledge and memories of everyday things that are leaking from him like a sieve. He pursues her to a palatial Monte Carlo resort and casino where she has an extended engagement, where their damaged, hopeless relationship is beset upon by her road crew of family and toxic entertainment industry fuck-ups, while his condition deteriorates.

FURTHER:

It's as sad as it is weird and funny on purpose. I WANT A PEAR!

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I've never played any of the Mass Effect games, but I like that video and I might give them a shot, cause I might be able to use it as a positive example of what modern games are doing right, assuming that that video is accurate in how it portrays the branching of the narrative. Finding a modern game that does something right is a rare thing indeed.

Do it. Mass Effect is one of the only games that has managed to do something right in a long time.
And Bioware recently stated that they are planning on doing something to the ending so that it doesn't make me wanna kill myself. (and they better fuckin change it or ill murder someone) /nerdrage

Also if you want great games to play, here they are:

Psychonauts (a personal favorite of mine)
Portal 1 and 2
Bioshock 1 (not 2, also looking forward to Infinite)
Jak and Daxter Trilogy
Sly Cooper Trilogy
Brutal Legend
Half-Life 2 + Episodes 1 and 2
The Uncharted Series
Shadow of the Colossus
Mari0
Minecraft (not my thing but watever)
L. A. Noire (an interesting experiment)
Red Dead Redemption (Fantastic)
Batman: Arkham Asylum and City (Brilliant)
Skyrim (takes a while to get into)

I'm gonna sleep now

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New Mozart music.
It sounds a bit unlike mozart at first, but once it gets into it, it does sound like something Mozart would write. This is either a legit thing, or there's someone out there who's amazingly good at forging documents AND writing music that sounds like Mozart music...

I have played many of those, tho not the whole trilogies of sly and jak, and I've only watched other people play anything that's been released on the 360 and PS3 cause I don't have those systems. I had a 360, but GTA 4 made me so angry that I nearly spiked my 360 on my driveway and instead sold it to a neighbor for $50 along with all the games I had (like 4 games that all kinda pissed me off or bored me aside from GTA 4) just to get the thing out of my house. I have arkham asylum for PC and I thought it was pretty blah. The combat is fun the first couple times and the semi-open-world is kinda fun to just flop around in for a while being all ninja stealthy, but after an hour or so it got boring and monotonous. It was also way too easy, but maybe that's just cause I was the god damn batman.

Skyrim's OK, but I find that the most fun thing to do with it is just wander around and explore all the nooks and crannies. The actual missions are kinda tedious after you've done any significant number of them. LA Noire I've not played, but I doubt I'd like it based on various let's plays I've seen (on top the the whole GTA 4 rage issue I have). Psychonaughts is awesome, the HL and Portal games are great, SotC is fucking amazing and one of my favorite games of all time...

I think my issue with games boils down to the developers not understanding that there are two stories going on: The one they're telling through the narrative and the One the player is creating as they play the game. Personally, I prefer it when games back off the narrative, give me some fun mechanics and challenging problems to deal with and let me go make my own story.

SotC is a perfect blend of narrative and generative gameplay. It tells you to kill big monster things to save your girlfriend. You go and do it, but each one has their own strategies to them. Some of them you have to attack a certain way, other ones you can be more freeform with. If you're good at the game you can use physics to undermine the predefined solution the developers gave you. And no one ever tells you anything about how to raise your health or endurance. If you're the sort of gamer who likes to explore and experiment you can just figure it out on your own.

But I love games like Dwarf Fortress and Sim City and tactical sims that allow you to create your own solutions to problems, or games that will just randomly throw shit at you and force you to deal with it with whatever resources you have. You can create your own narrative at that point, and that experience is uniquely yours. All Dwarf Fortress embarks start out the same, and some players use the same sort of tactics, but no two forts are the same, and no two embark points are the same. You might be able to build a super-huge fortress with 200+ dwarves and tons of resources  and a thriving economy, or maybe you'll disturb a forgotten beast made of smoking ash that spits vemon and has 8 legs that will destroy your fort in a minute flat. I love that sort of stuff, and there are very very few mainstream games that allow for that sort of unique gameplay experience. A lot of them feel like you're eating McDonalds. Everyone's experience is the same, you all see the same scripted sequences, you all have the same mine go off that nearly kills you but doesn't quite, you all experience that one time when your teammate crashed the jeep and forced you to steal the APC from the enemy encampment that's two clicks to the south-east, etc.

I feel that the whole point of having a medium like this is to allow players to have the same basic game elements but have their own experience with it.

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Squiggly_P wrote:

I feel that the whole point of having a medium like this is to allow players to have the same basic game elements but have their own experience with it.

There's a reason the only game I play these days is minecraft.

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(33:30)Here's Todd Howard, talking about an experience that the player made themselves.
Skyrim does however, get boring after a while.

L.A. Noire is more of an adventure book than a game. You make choices that don't really change your experience all that much because the end result will eventually be the same.

Arkham Asylum becomes tedious midway through. I felt like Arkham City mostly fixes this problem by giving you a much bigger and fleshed out open world to explore, multiple villains to thwart, and overall is much more polished than Asylum.

Psychonauts makes my brain smile. As does HL2, Portal1&2, Brutal Legend, and Mass Effect.

I like sim games in theory. When i actually play something where i have to micromanage things, i get insanely frustrated and rage quit.

Also, you got rid of your Xbox cause of GTA 4? That's like getting rid of your dvd player because you hated that it played transformers 2, which YOU put in it to play.

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Yeah, but I had bought several other games that were 'big' games and had rented other 'big' games and been severely disappointed with all of them (save the fight night game, which was fun, but got boring...)

It's just weird. I can play Punchout endlessly on the NES. I can play San Andreas forever. I still play my old NES, SNES and Playstation games. I play a few games on the PS2 (psychonaughts is another one I try to break out once a year or so), but I can't seem to get 'into' a lot of new games. The last game I played quite a bit that I actually kinda liked was Left 4 Dead 2. Skyrim is a ton of fun until you start hitting the ceiling, which seems to happen at about lvl 40 or so. By that time you've probably seen everything the game has to offer and what's left is variation on that previous stuff. The previous stuff just wasn't compelling enough for me to want to continue doing it.

However, if you were to slightly change certain things in skyrim, that game would be tons and tons of fun, but it would be different from previous games. I guess that's kinda bad, in terms of giving players more of the same, but it would at least give them more freedom to experiment. You could make a magic system where you were learning basic spells and then you could combine those words to create new spells, wich the mana cost being the total cost for every word. You could then write your own custom spells and add them to your own personal spell book. Whip it out and "alakazam!" - you just cast freeze, chain lightning, three homing fireballs and soul capture on five enemies at once, costing you some ridiculous amount of your super-leveled character's vast mana reserve. The higher you level your magic skills, the less you'd be spending on whatever type of magic you're casting. Would be very useful for certain types of spell (invisible + silent movement + fleetfoot to get past a large group of high-level guards without a fight, etc)

You could make similar alterations to the crafting, enchanting and alchemy systems and end up with an unbelievably massive amount of neat stuff that the player would be more interested in doing. More than just dumping a dozen or so different types of weapon or armor for them to make. They could have easily created a system that allowed you to make any number of unique items that all had different stats and usefulnesses depending on what sort of metal, leather, etc you were using. Add gems and patterns to pimp your armor and weapons out. Have a blade / hilt system that allowed players to create a number of different types of blades and attach them to any number of different hilts instead of just ten or so of everything. You could have had a diamond-encrusted, gold engraved silver falchion of Flame Cloak. Instead you have a long-sword of one-handed-damage named "longsword of one-handed damage"

I mean, they put a ton of effort into the world and I appreciate that, but I think a lot of the design decisions they made really limited the scope of the game when it came to the finer details.

I think the thing is that back in the day, those old NES / SNES and Playstation games were difficult. They were a challenge. How many NES games have you ever beat? SNES? PSX? When I was a kid the only NES games I had that I had actually beaten were the mario games, Megaman 2, Contra, Castlevania and Punch-out. Punch-out took me WEEKS of diligent practice and too many failed attempts to count, but I finally beat it.

I beat the main quest in Skyrim so easily, I kinda thought it was a trick... like that (spoiler) was gonna show up for the real final battle any moment. The first battle was just too damn easy. In fact, the first time I fought a dragon in the wild at random I about had a heart attack. And then I shot it with some arrows and hid behind a rock. It would fly in a circle a couple times then land in the same spot and stand there while I rained arrows down on it. It died and I was barely hurt. Were it not for the cheap insta-death move they have, My guy could easily take them out with a sword. Dragons should be nigh unkillable. But you can kill them with barely any effort at very low level. One of the very first things you do in the game is kill a dragon. When that happened I was so disappointed that I didn't play it for a couple days just to come to grips with it. There are videos of people on youtube spawning and fighting multiple dragons at once. This should be suicide. It is such a poor design decision that that alone kinda breaks the game for me. Were it not for the fact that dragons only play a marginal role in the gameplay (if not the story), that I can live with it. Besides, they basically show up every five minutes after you beat the game. They're more like pests now than enemies to be feared. I don't say "Holy shit it's a DRAGON!" I say "shit... another god damn dragon..." and proceed to rain hell upon it as though it were a flying rat.

Arkham Asylum was the same way. I died a few times in that game due to falling off something a few times and I had to fight the next-to-last fight a few times before I got past it, and that's it. I beat it in a few days of play...  maybe 10 hours total. Maybe less. Poison Ivy took a few tries as well.

Batman on the NES is so god damn hard I can barely get TO the first boss, let alone beat him, but for some reason I'd much rather play it than play arkham asylum again. I dunno. Just personal preference. I'm not gonna sit here and say that X game is complete shit (have I said that already? hehe), but a lot of the newer stuff I've played is just too bland and tedious and ugly-looking for me to enjoy.

It's probably just the way two different brains function or something. Like when I'm playing a tactics game, I'm not thinking about it in terms of micro-management. I'm thinking in terms of "what sort of load-out should I give each of these twelve characters for the next mission..." and I tend to give my characters their own personality and move them around according to it. "What would X do in this situation? Probably run for his damn life! *click*". So I guess in a sense it's more like I'm playing with toys rather than playing a game. You find it tedious, but you seem to really enjoy the narratives (especially the ones with decent characterizations and depth, apparently) and get into that. So maybe we could extrapolate that people like me like to have blank slate characters we can give our own personalities to and play around with, while people like you like to become immersed in an interesting and creative narrative and play a role within that narrative?

Maybe generalizing a bit, here, since I do play that sort of game now and then. Halflife is about 80% scripted sequence, but it's just so well done that it's almost impossible to not like it. I'm guessing the ME series is up on that level of games based on the massive amount of people who swear by it. Most games have a little mix of both categories, anyway.

I'm just kinda think-typing, so don't take offence at anything if I say something stupid. I just like thinking about and having conversations about games like this, cause the medium itself is so young and there are so many different ways to approach it. I think we've only scratched the surface of what's capable with it. Games may be the only thing I love as much as movies, but it's a more theoretical love right now, as there are few games that I've ever played that have made me say "wow, these guys are really doing something extremely interesting with this medium". The GTA series did that for me starting with 3. Dwarf Fortress. Arma 2. Back in the day, Privateer did it. The ultima games did it (4 and 5 especially).

Now that I think about it, PC games 20 years ago were by and large FAR more advanced than most modern games by a long shot. The graphics weren't as good and they're much more challenging, but a number of those older games are to this day probably the best examples of their genre to date. Play Elite some time when you get a chance. It's a ridiculously huge and detailed world with 3D graphics, an intricate multi-star-system economy, a complex political system, etc and it could fit on a few floppy diskettes.

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That's a fun vid. I got them all apart from Q, R and X smile

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http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3651974_460s_v1.jpg

Not a video... don't care.

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Maybe we should have a 'cool or funny images' thread smile

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I'll allow it... Been thinking of it too... Jimmy you start it...
Maybe Cool or funny and another thread for filmmaking images (behind the scenes kind of stuff) or should that go all together?

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Hmmmm..... that may suggest that people would post 'boring' behind the scenes images big_smile

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I just discovered this show. Chess In Concert. Starring Josh Groban, Idina Menzel and Adam Pascal among others. Really great show, three powerhouse voices in the leads just kicking ass all the way through.

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You and your musicals! Do you know how much Hetero porn I had to watch just to get the 'musical' out of my system the other night? Loads! I'm almost blind, man, BLIND!

big_smile

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I think if you watch lesbian porn you only have to watch half as much.

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EDIT: Fuck I must be tired. Anyways moving on.

And Jimmy, that's what you get when you hang with me, deal wit it.

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Gods, what I would give for a "lock thread before Jimmy posts porn" button.

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That would never happen  smile

The me posting porn bit, not the button. Though, I doubt that'll happen either. Maybe. Well, no, it wouldn't be specific to my name, I'm not a pervert. Jeez, you mention porn one time.... big_smile

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