I met April through my best friend Sean, whom she is a big fan of.  We all had dinner with the rest of the Cracked.com crew at some Bratwurst place in Downtown.  She is an absolute sweetheart, and very down to earth.  She is also tiny.  She's a nerdy girl, late bloomer who happened to become retardedly hot and is not shy about her body, nor her profession.  With that said, most of her free time is spent playing xbox, watching Dr. Who, listening to Dubstep, and taking baths.  We met up at Comic Con a few times, where she cosplayed as...April O'neil, with the yellow jumpsuit, red wig, and TMNT backpack.  She ditched thecostume though because her shoes were falling apart.

Long story short, she's every guy here's dream girl, with the possible exception of the banging dudes for money part.