After losing his wife,job, keys, house and sanity in an unfortunate fishing accident, a man's foot turns into a clump of cabbage during a night of heavy drinking with Dr. Rex McPkAnk. It's up to this insanely intoxicated, divorced ,homeless, produce footed man to find out what is happening to him.

Starring: Nicolas Cage, John Hurt

From the same studio that gave you:
Dudes and Platitudes

Based on the popular line of action figures, it's The Sandals of Empire!

Rory Davenlee (Joel Courtney) is an introverted teen dying of soul cancer. He's secretly in love with his Step-Cousin, Jenna Vossten (Emma Stone), but his remaining days are numbered. One day, Rory's single Dad, Tom (Ryan Reynolds) is at work as the local Dog Catcher and finds a friendly, overweight Welsh Corgi named Empire, abandoned in an empty community pool. The dog was born without legs.

Tom brings the dog home to his son. Boy and dog form an immediate friendship. With the help of their eccentric neighbor, Dr. Rex McPkAnk (John Hurt), the Davenlees invent two pair of electric sandals and mobilize the happy dog. This reignites Rory's willpower to live. He beats his cancer and helps Empire win Best In Show at the National Dog Show!

Next Up: The Umpteenth Watermelon.

From the acclaimed director of "Geezer with the Saggen Tattoo" comes "No Wood for Old Men" :

In the near future, no over 60 can get an erection ,vital Viagra supplies have run out and the only thing erupting is chaos. All hope rests precariously in the hands of Dr. John Johnson (Tom Cruise),his colleagues Dr Rex McPkAnk (John Hurt) and Dr Fallon Cane (Michael Caine). Together, they must solve this growing epidemic of doddering dicks. As humanity falls, as hope shrinks, a hero will rise.

Also coming soon:
Ghost Hoarders

PAWS 2012

Tagline: His bark isn't as worse as his bite!

It's a hot summer on Calamity Island, a small community whose main business is its pet shops & beaches. When new Sheriff Barton Roadie discovers the remains of a dog attack victim, his first inclination is to close the beaches to all dog walkers. This doesn't sit well with new Mayor Barry Prawn and several of the local pet shop businessmen. Roadie backs down to his regret as that weekend a young boy is killed by the predator. The dead boy's mother puts out a bounty on the dog and calamity is soon swamped with amateur dog wardens hoping to cash in on the reward. A local dog walker with much experience walking dogs, Splint, offers to hunt down the creature for a hefty fee. Soon Splint, Roadie and Matt pooper scooper from the veterinary Institute are on the beach hunting the Great white dog. As Roadie succinctly surmises after their first encounter with the creature, they're going to need a bigger stick.

Maybe to intense for younger viewers.

Director : George "ive killed Star Wars" Lucas
Release date: June 20, 2012
Running time:  4hr 22mins
Country:    United States
Language: English
Budget: 700 million

Doctor Submarine please don't be jealous of the film PAWS! because it has a bigger budget than yours. We both know it will become a 2012 summertime blockbuster. And it will change how we feel about taking our dogs for a walk on a beach forever.

You yell Paws!, and we got a panic on our hands on the twenty sixth of September.