Topic: Let's write Star Wars 7

All right, let's write this bitch. I'll start....

An aging Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) presides over a new Jedi Council on Coruscant. He longs to return to his home on Tatooine with R2D2, but the Jedi Council is small and made up of young Jedi masters he has trained, including Dakota Fanning, Beyonce, and Wicket the Ewok.

Jedi knight Jek Solo (Justin Bieber), the son of Han and Chancellor Leia, reports a disturbance in the Force. Luke feels it himself but forbids Jek from seeking it out with his trusty droid sidekick/bodyguard Lid Ar-Niner (voiced by John DiMaggio).

Elsewhere in the galaxy, the failed Jedi Ut Karwek (Tyler Perry) strikes down the aged wizard Pello Windu (James Earl Jones), a long-retired Jedi master (and uncle of Mace Windu), who speaks thru a voice synthesizer (voiced by David Prowse). Karwek completes a dark ritual over the body and declares himself the first new Sith lord in two generations: Darth Vanous.

He and his apprentice Zumchuk (Milla Jovovich) immediately abduct Windu's grandniece Hai Le (Brenda Song) but are spotted by jaded space rogue Quin Nickel (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), who thinks that information might be worth a few credits to the right party....

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I am excited about STAR WARS for the first time in a decade. DON'T YOU BLOW THIS FOR ME TURBAN GUY

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I'm blowing it too!

*ahem*

Meanwhile, Jek Solo is in a brawl with a few local toughs at a spaceport near the spice mines. Searching out with his feelings led him to the relatively distant system of Kessel, where apparently nobody wants to hear about Jedi (or "stretching out with your feelings" for God's sake) and has attracted all the wrong kind of attention from the folks thereabouts.

When the fisticuffs spill over into a loading bay where Quin Nickel is selling off the remnants of his last haul, Quin takes action to keep things from tarnishing his wares. Upon meeting Jek, Quin is shocked at this second stroke of luck for him, and tells Jek that he might just be able to help him find what he's looking for...

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Fine work, Mr Teague but Bieber and Perry given first and second billing? I know if by some chance that pigs grow wings and that actually happens, that is exactly how it'd be done but it's still disheartening.

(really bloody impressed by that poster by the way- damn!)

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holden

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Teague, that is amazing. Man, now I want to see a poster like that but for the good version of this movie, where it's mark hamill, harrison ford, carrie fisher, nathan fillion, scarlett johanssen, with kurt russell as the villain, directed by Alfonso Cuaron.

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THERE IS NO VERSION WITHOUT BIEBER.

/willing to negotiate on Scarlett Johansson as a Hutt slave

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We need a wise-cracking, bald Wookie.

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