• Teague
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Topic: DIF facts.

Holden Hill is a spectacular breakdancer. I saw him successfully navigate a dragon war with nothing more than a piece of spare cardboard and a ghetto blaster. When it came down to him and a single, inconsolable mother dragon standing together on the remains of a thousand devastated corpses, he did the most spectacular head spin ever witnessed and kicked the dragon in the eyes. The dragon unceremoniously slumped to the ground, and Holden wrote some code on its stupid fucking legs until he got bored and fucked it.

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  • Holden
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Re: DIF facts.

The worst part was the chafing.

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Re: DIF facts.

Before the producers of Jeopardy decided to use a super computer full of information, they originally planned to genetically combine the brains of Trey Stokes and Dorkman. This idea was scrapped after they realized it would be unfair to the other contestants.

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Re: DIF facts.

I heard that Superman had come to town to see who he could rock.
He blew away each crew he faced until he reached DIF's block.
His speakers were three stories high with woofers made of steel.
And when the boys had come outside, he said "I boom for real."

And then he turned his power on, and the ground began to move.
And all the buildings for miles around were swayin' to the groove.
And just when he had fooled the crowd and swore he won the fight.
Teague rocked his butt with a 12 inch cut called "Disco Kryptonite."

Pretty sure I heard that in the '80s.

Warning: I'm probably rewriting this post as you read it.

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Re: DIF facts.

Mine own eyes hath seen Matt Vayda produce an energy ball from his 7th chakra, with which he proceeded to dissipate a tropical storm before it could become a hurricane.  The ensuing monsoons were followed in due course by a statistically anomalous rise in birthrates.  Resulting from that will be an increase in future tax withholdings which will fund the exploration of both inner and outer space in the 22nd and 23rd centuries.

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Re: DIF facts.

Holy shit, I didn't know that one. That's very interesting.

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Re: DIF facts.

Well, I don't like to brag.  We all have to do our part to ensure the furthering of human exploration; I'm just doing my part.

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