Okay-- Brian calls everyone over and explains that something terrible has happened--purely an accident--but a hooker is dead and he will be blamed by the cops and her pimp unless everyone helps dispose of the body, especially Trey, who--and this is key--has luckily just been asked to keep an eye on a woodchipper for the weekend.

So--out to the desert: friends, drinks, a grill, tunes, corpse, woodchipper. BOOM pimp shows up and draws down on everybody. He's TERRIFYING. Brian's on his knees, begging for his life. Then, just when it looks bad, cops show up. Like 40 cops.

Of course, the "corpse" is actually a highly detailed, photo-accurate prop filled with birthday cards, party favors, and candy. (And stage blood) And the "cops" are strippers.

(edit: thought of making the corpse a prop)