Quick update: Looks like I'm gonna have to find someone else with a car who can help out.

how long will this thing be?

"Life is about movies; anything else is a bonus!"- Me   

You'd be surprised how little difference there is between 4 million and 5 million ducks when it gets put on film. If he had to spend it anything, he should have spent it on practically blowing up at least another aircraft carrier. You know one is good, but 2 man. That's something special.

With the time constraints, I'm afraid we might lose a lot of that. But I have a solution: SPLIT SCREEN!

I've talked that title over with him, because it's not all about me. It's about the ducks.

And the aircraft carrier crashing into cruise liners.

And Steven Seagal in Godzilla makeup.

And John Malkovitch inside Andy Serkis doing a NIN cut of "Convoy".

And you guys.

...squashed into the Cindy Brady corner of a split screen.

Segodzilla vs Zarban and Zarban. Merchandising opportunity, guys.

We design one Zarban, and sell two to everyone that wants to recreate the magic.

Just thought, I'm going back home to Liverpool this weekend and that has way more cool looking locations than Preston. Only snag with that is I'll be car-less down there, so if you have no objections to me already being out of the car for my cool location shot then I'll get that shot done whilst I'm back home.