Really? I know you guys had had a bit too much that particular episode, but I don't recall it inhibiting the episode too much save for the occasional struggle to pronounce a word correctly.

I hit my brother after he hit me during a fight. I felt so horrible by it that I apologized a million times and even now cringe at my reaction. I don't think we have spoken of it again.

What was your most unfortunate wardrobe choice anyone saw?

A very timely question. This past Thursday actually. I woke up in the hospital. I went snowboarding with a friend that day and the last thing I remember before waking up in the hospital bed was just that I had been snowboarding. I don't know exactly what happened because my friend was ahead of me on the slope and didn't see it, but I had a severe concussion. Apparently I hit my head very hard in some way, then I got up and made it down the hill and my friend said I was really confused so he took me to the infirmary. Then from there they medevaced me to the closest hospital where I stayed the night. I'm okay now, but I can't remember anything from the event (including the awesome helicopter ride), and I still can't really shake my head yet without it hurting. And my semester starts tomorrow! Yippee.

So my question is... What year is it, and is time travel a thing yet?

Last edited by Sam F (2013-01-27 19:49:03)

Thanks Teague. Yeah my girlfriend was definitely unsettled, to say the least.

Just wanna comment real quick on a couple things before I get to the last question.

I once called a girl I liked and mocked her voicemail greeting of "Hello this is X, please leave me a message and I'll call you back" with "Hello this is Alex, I'm drunk, lets fuck."

Good times.

I frequently call/text people when I get drunk. It's fun, consequences be damned.

That's a first ballot Hall of Fame cunt.

I think I have too many instances to list. I can get pretty brutal with words when I get pissed off enough.

Has anyone ever caught you pleasuring yourself?

Last edited by Ewing (2013-01-27 22:37:41)

No but I was so so close to killing myself. Was drunk, we went to the swimming pool in my town. Climed the fence and I took of my clothes and jumped from a high concrete bank into the deep end. In the air I saw the pool had been emptied during the night and was just starting to fill up. Fortunately there was about a meter of water in the bottom where I was jumping into and it broke my fall. Drunk as we were we just moved over to the hot tub and the sauna. In retrospect I was close to killing my self there. The fall down must have been at least 5-6 meters.

What's the weirdest animal you have ever eaten?

Last edited by AshDigital (2013-01-28 00:53:12)

I could answer with frogs or snails, but I guess it wouldn't count as they're not weird to eat to me.

When I'm eating, I'll lance something with my fork, and regardless of what it is, I give it a couple small shakes, as if it's dripping wet and I'm shaking off excess sauce or something.  It could be rice, or piece of chicken, or a hunk of butternut squash DRY AS A BONE, and I still shake it a couple times.  Drives my wife NUTS.

Last time you accidentally really offended someone and felt bad about it.

I came out of the Bank of America on Sunset and Vine once to find a homeless woman bent over the trashcan rummaging through food.  She was wearing short terri cloth shorts, and lets just say her figure wasn't flattering to begin with, especially since half of her ass crack was visible.  The part of me that still is a 12 year old shit head trying to impress the awful kids in his school screamed loud enough to echo inside my skull, "PANTS HER!"

I was so shocked that by my own evil that I gave her 40 dollars. She was shocked to, and before she could say thank you, I high tailed it back to my office.

Have you ever pantsed anyone?

I can't find a picture of this online, and I'm not sure exactly what to call it, so I'll use multiple images to try to give you an idea of what this was.

Okay, so this:

But shaped more like this, and without the cap. Just a little glass car.

Filled with water, and a bunch of tiny these (in yellow, orange, and green):

So yeah. Just a little glass car filled with water and little colored smily faces. Sort of like a snow globe. My Aunt gave it to me for Christmas when I was little and I actually kept it on my dresser for a few years. I have no clue where she found a thing like that, or why she thought it might be something I'd like. She's a terrible gift giver. So yeah, weirdest thing I can think of.

So, ever not wear your seatbelt and pay for it (physically or monetarily)?

Haha, seeing as my question might not get a positive answer in the near future, I'll open it up to breaking the law in general (besides the average speeding ticket, unless it's interesting) to keep things rolling.

Last edited by Sam F (2013-01-29 05:09:37)

Depends on how you mean. I've "met" much more famous people than I've met. I've been in the same room as Samuel L. Jackson, Natalie Portman, and Jason Bateman.

Of the ones I've actually met-met, though, most famous is probably Neil Patrick Harris or George Takei. Maybe Shia.

Grossest bodily experience you've had?