*palms on desk* That's the worst acronym I've ever heard, Scott.

I love it.

What else?

This thread should've been called "Best sports movies". That would've kept him out.

We could...buy Trey a BOAT?

They're going to tell him they're finally ready to do The Cowboys, then... THE ROOM!

Teague would have to find time to bleed, first...

Back on topic....

Maybe something that harkens back to Trey's first love: puppets. I mean something like the Warhorse puppets or The Sultan's Elephant.

He likes magic too, right? So we create a giant marionette of a magician and his assistant--like at least 10 feet tall--and perform a giant-size magic show with them. Perform it for audiences in a warehouse or something. The magician saws the assistant in half, makes her disappear, the whole shebang. For the finale, Trey puts on a rabbit suit and pops out of a top hat.

OR how about this. He likes movies, right? You throw Trey a party and watch THE GAME.

Then destroy his life.

Have him followed, his residence ransacked, his finances ruined (let's say he has finances in this scenario). All of his shoes are replaced with Crocs. He begs for help, but everyone he knows shuns him for fear of having their life ruined.

Then have another party or whatever. I don't know. Destroying his life is the fun part, really.

Have him watch "Battleship" again?

Anyone? No, ok.

Yes, especially want to see his awkward first kiss with himself.