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Topic: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

We need more "fun" threads. Game threads, writing prompt threads, Photoshop threads, non-conversational amusing threads.

(I mean, I love our conversations. I do! I love it when we talk, honey. It's the best.)

But, seriously. Come up with some fun threads. Classic ideas, weird ideas - don't ask, don't pitch, just post. Let's litter the board with ideas, and if they're bad, they'll sink. Post the "rules" or whatever and let 'er rip. Use the hash-tag-ish item [BOAT], for Board-Only Amusement Thread.








Now, this is really just that announcement/request, but fuck it, here's one just for the hell of it.

TEAM MEETING.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're here to plan a surprise birthday party for our very own Trey "The Amazing" Stokes. 100 years ain't nothing to scoff at, so it really needs to be something for the books. I'm talking batshit stuff. We've got to impress this guy with something he ain't never seen before. What have we got?

*looks around the table*

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

"[BOAT]"?

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

*palms on desk* That's the worst acronym I've ever heard, Scott.

I love it.

What else?

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

Well, I guess this thread counts as a spoiler for me personally, so...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-im_CKn9PPI8/T0dtSJ0lUFI/AAAAAAAAAzY/0vIyQ9SYpt4/s1600/abe-simpson-gif.gif

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

This thread should've been called "Best sports movies". That would've kept him out.

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

I can bring back the bootleg movie titles, if you want.

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

We could...buy Trey a BOAT?

X-Files.

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

KayRule wrote:

We could...buy Trey a BOAT?

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

I remember Trey saying he will never watch The Room. Do I smell a sneaky surprise?

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

They're going to tell him they're finally ready to do The Cowboys, then... THE ROOM!

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

Trey watches The Room. Teague watches Predator. Fair trade.

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

Teague would have to find time to bleed, first...

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

You guys gotta give him a true The Room screening, with spoons and everything.

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

Back on topic....

Maybe something that harkens back to Trey's first love: puppets. I mean something like the Warhorse puppets or The Sultan's Elephant.

He likes magic too, right? So we create a giant marionette of a magician and his assistant--like at least 10 feet tall--and perform a giant-size magic show with them. Perform it for audiences in a warehouse or something. The magician saws the assistant in half, makes her disappear, the whole shebang. For the finale, Trey puts on a rabbit suit and pops out of a top hat.

Warning: I'm probably rewriting this post as you read it.

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

Warning: I'm probably rewriting this post as you read it.

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

OR how about this. He likes movies, right? You throw Trey a party and watch THE GAME.

Then destroy his life.

Have him followed, his residence ransacked, his finances ruined (let's say he has finances in this scenario). All of his shoes are replaced with Crocs. He begs for help, but everyone he knows shuns him for fear of having their life ruined.

Then have another party or whatever. I don't know. Destroying his life is the fun part, really.

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

Zarban wrote:

OR how about this. He likes movies, right?

I totally thought you were gonna go on a Bowfinger thing here...

So I'm gonna say we go on a Bowfinger thing here.

Alright people we need movie pitches, what kinda movie we gonna make Trey star in?

/And then yes obviously we throw a party, screen the movie and destroy his his life etc etc as previously planned... double whammy, destroy his life with shooting the movie, rebuild it at the premiere, then tear it back down again MUAHAHAHAHA *cough* ahem...

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

Have him watch "Battleship" again?

Anyone? No, ok.

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

I desperately want to see Trey star in a shitty rom-com as all of the characters.

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

Yes, especially want to see his awkward first kiss with himself.

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

Being Trey Stokes. I want the restaurant scene with all of the Treys.


http://i.imgur.com/9dtpJNU.jpg

Stokes? STOKES!!

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

Zarban wrote:

This thread should've been called "Best sports movi

Say no more. Space Jam.

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Re: [BOAT] Alright, team meeting.

Why are we tagging these threads [BOAT] again? I see no difference between them and other "off topic" threads.

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