So yeah....

Please be better than the sequels. *crosses fingers*

That was...painful. Eesh.

Here's one where I wish the game graphics were as good as the trailers.  For that matter, I'd love to see these guys make a feature length film.  This is the third and latest they've put out; worth watching in HD on YouTube.

I'm going to see this movie when it comes out because I actually have a thing for bad movies. That said, I do also like watching shit blow up, and this movies does look like it'll have a lot of awesome stuff-blowing-up shots. I can see why these films make so much money. I just wish the people who make Transformers their meat and potatoes could get so excited for a movie like Children of Men or The Prestige. I believe this is due to the fact that explosions are pretty easily identifiable as awesome, while drama and acting probably all looks the same to them. Alas.

Also, I will give Bay credit for actually blowing up real shit in his movies. I suspect, tho, that he only does it because he himself wants to see giant fireballs throwing cars around on his set. He really is a connoisseur of explosions. A great chef knows what great food tastes like. Great art can only be created by an great artist who has spent years honing his skill. If explosions can be great art, then Micheal Bay is such an artist.

How uncanny is my valley?

Late! Or really really early...

Amusing, but doesn't take the potential of the plot device nearly far enough, IMHO.

Re: Star Wars porn. A friend of a friend is in this flick (bein' all fucky), and when intermediate friend told me about it, I acted very quickly.

"Get me on this movie immediately or I will kick you to death with your own removed legs."

She failed. They really needed me. And she failed.

You know the rest.

I really should not say here on the site how many hours I've previously lost to Miss April O'Neil thanks to Eddie here linking to her once upon a time.

So many hours.

Please, continue.