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I watched The Adventures of Tintin today and found it to be pretty much just what I thought it would be. The world is so overly real that the characters often seem to just be real people wearing cartoon heads. Daniel Craig and Andy Serkis are terrific, but the animation on Tintin himself is nearly as dull-eyed and blank as the characters in Polar Express (or Jamie Bell himself). Still, it's a rollicking adventure, and I'll definitely see the next one. I loved the Canadian animated series from the '90s.

I also just watched the first episode of Zen, and ohmygodilovethisshow. It's like nothing I've ever seen before. It's Rufus Sewell and a bunch of other Brits pretending to be cops in Italy. He's given a special assignment that's a lose-lose proposition, but he keeps his cool and just works the case. The locations are gorgeous; as is the woman he'd like to get involved with: Caterina Murino, a genuine Italian (who played poor, doomed Solange in Casino Royale). They're 90-minute episodes like Sherlock, so there are feature-like depth and twists. Like butterscotch hard candy, it's more luscious than sweet; and don't chew; just suck.

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Ah, Zen, the show the BBC never liked from the start. They shoved it on Sunday nights and cancelled it almost straight after the third episode aired. It did pretty well in the ratings too, it wasn't a flop but they axed it claiming there are enough male crimefighters on TV. Then they go ahead and finance and show Death In Paradise about a cop in the Caribbean that gets about the same ratings....and a second series. It really is a strange case, makes you wonder why they put money into Zen in the first place.

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I watched Exit Through the Gift Shop the other day with friends and parts of it again today. I started to get kind of bored with it at first since it isn't so much about street artists as it is about the guy who filmed them. But then it got much more interesting toward the end.

I think that the accusations that it's all a hoax perpetrated by Banksy and Shepard Fairey go too far, but I do think that the ending was engineered by a small collective of street artists as a (very lucrative) bit of social commentary. Regardless, it's a very clever film.

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Just finished the third and final Zen movie and ohmygodilovethissohard. It is just genius and—dare I say it?—better than Sherlock. It really works very well as a trilogy of 90-minute movies. It's baffling, thrilling, sexy, and funny, much like a Japanese cos-play girl.

An older one, I mean. Legal, anyway.

Streaming on Amazon Instant, free with Prime.

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I watched Mike Birbiglia's Sleepwalk With Me on Netflix a week or two ago. I highly recommend it. It's very funny and very sweet. Birbiglia is essentially playing himself, reenacting events from his past, but he pulls it off without coming across as an egotist or being overly self-deprecating. He strikes a nice balance, and the final product is refreshingly honest. I'd listened to the standup act that the film is based on, so I knew all the jokes ahead of time, and the movie cuts a LOT, but I still enjoyed it quite a bit.

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Having watched Unforgiven with DIF yesterday and being in a western mood, I watched both The Seven Samurai and its remake The Magnificent Seven today.

TSS is impeccably plotted with complex thematic elements. But it's overlong, and it's weak when it comes to differentiating its characters. TMS draws and colors its characters beautifully. But it's thematically simpler and gets wobbly in the last third. It tries to avoid the repetitiveness of the former but sacrifices some of its gains to do it.

I may write a full review for the two of them.

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The Wild Bunch is probably my favorite western.

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Seven Samurai is one of my favorite movies. Gotta disagree about the characters. I think that while a few of them fade into the background, most are drawn pretty distinctly, even if the characterizations are admittedly a little broad.

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Doctor Submarine wrote:

Gotta disagree about the characters. I think that while a few of them fade into the background, most are drawn pretty distinctly.

But that's what I mean. Four of the samurai are pretty distinctive, but the others all blur into each other. Even the leader of the bandits is barely a presence.

In TMS, the cowboys all have particular traits and quirks that set them apart. The fake samurai (Toshiro Mifune's character) is even split up to make the kid more colorful (brash but hiding a secret), Bronson more likeable (the kids following him), and McQueen funnier (repeatedly talking about girls). And the bandit leader gets a far bigger and more interesting part.

TSS is the better film but mainly because its themes are richer and its action is better staged. Those repeated charges into the town are amazing.

EDIT: Of course, if you cut the characters down from seven to three, you'd have time to make them much more colorful. Plus, you could probably add an invisible swordsman or something.

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If ever a criticism could be launched at Seven Samurai, it's that the antagonists are underdeveloped - but then, they're like a force of chaos anyway. As for the samurai, I find them all to be distinctive. All things considered, only Gorobei and Shichirōji are a bit thin, but both are still given enough to do to be remembered. They're just not as 'loud' personality wise as the others. And really, 5 out of 7 isn't bad at all.

I've never seen Magnificent Seven, or at least I don't remember it, maybe I should.

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Yojimbo is amazing, and Sanjuro is even more fun, if less Jungian. The Seven Samurai is fantastic, but not something I want to revisit as often, largely because of its length.

TSS certainly ranks above Stray Dog for me, which I just watched today. It was made in '49 but looks like it was shot in the '30s. Mifune and Shimura are cops searching for a kid who is committing crimes with Mifune's gun. It's great in comparison to other films of the time but dull by comparison to his later work. Its chief problem is that it's too much like a dull episode of NYPD Blue (or every episode of Dragnet), but only because it and Naked City defined the police procedural.

I have yet to see Ikiru, which Roger Ebert says is Kurosawa's best.

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Perhaps they're available on Netflix or can be rented via mail? I've been able to see a few of them via Lovefilm here in the UK. I'd be really surprised if there's not some US-based equivalent (Red box?). If you just want to see them, that might be the way to go? And if you really like them, then that might drive you to buy the Criterion editions.

Red Beard is probably my favourite Kurosawa. It's long and arguably slow, but utterly engaging. The writing and acting are great and there are some scenes in it that have stayed with me for years. I'll put my neck on the block and say that it's flawless (at this point in his career, Kurosawa had mastered the use of black and white, which he continued to use long after colour became dominant), but that's not to say that everyone will like it. For me, it's one of those movies where I become more in love with it with each viewing.

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I watched The Last Exorcism on Netflix today. I didn't think I'd be drawn in as much as I was. The mockumentary style is an interesting direction to take what would have been a traditional found footage horror film, and it puts aside the question of, "Why don't they turn the camera off?" I also really liked how the film kept you guessing throughout as to whether or not the events were truly supernatural. The ending is terrible, however. Rather than staying with the smart, interesting answer the film gives us, a final climactic sequence invalidates it completely and goes out on a generic note. Too bad, because otherwise this is a pretty solid film.

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I've always thought Last Exorcism was a forgotten little gem.

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I watched Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol yesterday. It was a weird combination of clunky and fun. It felt like a dull script had been punched up by somebody with good comedic skills, and then Brad Bird threw money at it until it looked good. The villain is virtually nonexistent. Jeremy "What Makes You Think I'm Not a Minor Character?" Renner feels out of place. And Paula Patton hasn't quite got the moxie for the role. But Cruise and Pegg are rock solid. The ending has an unintentionally hilarious moment when Ethan Hunt congratulates the others because they worked so well together... only they actually argued constantly, failed to trust each other, and fucked up at every opportunity.

I also watched The Fantastic Mr. Fox after stumbling across it and getting hooked. I like Wes Anderson but not enough to seek him out and so haven't seen Darjeeling Limited or Moonrise Kingdom. It was exactly what a Roald Dahl-penned, Wes Anderson-directed, Henry Selik-animated, George Clooney-starring movie ought to be, which is quirky, stilted, bourgeois sad, full of awkward humor, and focuses on people who are wonderful and yet often let people down. Altho thematically more appropriate for adults, it has plenty of appeal for children, if your children are nerds. (I loved the fact that the characters swear by saying "cuss" in place of actual swear words, which leads to a hilarious exchange between Clooney and Bill Murray that sounds like it came out of the airline cut of Glengarry Glen Ross.)

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I am feeling ill today and I got City Slickers on Blu Ray in the post today so I watched that for the first time in years. I remember liking it back in the day but never had the desire to see it again but I really enjoyed it today. It was a fun film, a bit sugary towards the end, sure, but that is to be expected. I also listened to the commentary afterwards and that marked the first time I have ever listened to a Billy Crystal chat-track. Huh.

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I just watched The Adjustment Bureau and almost turned it off half-way thru. It's a really well-crafted movie that doesn't know what it wants to be. It acts like a sci-fi thriller, but it's set up like a fantasy rom-com. The movie probably should have just been a full-out fantasy rom-com, with the Men in Hats played by Chris Rock and Patrick Warburton. Then at least the fact that it's a mash-up of Men in Black, Fringe's Observers, The Matrix, Monsters, Inc., and The Graduate would be more forgivable. It's a Philip K Dick story, so it was probably originally intended to feel more like Dark City, but the love-conquers-all theme overlaid on it changes that completely. How can you take Terence Stamp seriously when he's trying to keep two lovers apart by complaining about humans starting world wars?

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That's a bummer. I'm also a big fan of Adkins, when he's in good movies like Universal Soldier 3/4 and Undisputed 3, the guy is awesome.

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So, basically, it's El Mariachi if El Mariachi had been edited on meth.

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Stumbled upon while cruising IMDB that they are making "Red 2."
Now, while I was a big fan of Red and of Bruce Willis in general I am skeptical as to the ability to use the same premise twice.
Kind of like Whole Nine Yards versus Whole 10 Yards.

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The trailer for Red 2 was released last week or so. As far as I know, it is finished smile

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Jimmy B wrote:

The trailer for Red 2 was released last week or so. As far as I know, it is finished smile

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*runs to watch trailer*

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Finally watched GOODBYE LENIN after two years of saying I would. Good film, great soundtrack.

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Or maybe we should consider just not discussing Star Wars directors until it's 100% confirmed. The choice of director is all over the place, and between the Disney takeover and now, almost all the directors have been rumoured to be taking on Star Wars. Remember Irvin Kershner? Yeah, prior to ESB, he made little of importance. After ESB? He made RoboCop 2. Richard Marquand's only merit is RotJ. Only one worth mentioning.
It doesn't matter who does it, as far as he/she does it well.

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Tomahawk wrote:

Richard Marquand's only merit is RotJ.

And everyone knows he didn't really direct that! AMIRITE

#LucasDirectedROTJConspiracy

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