Topic: Star Wars: Episode I: The 3D Menace

Who's going? Who's boycotting? Who's standing in line for midnight tickets?

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Why the hell would anybody watch that again?

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I'm boycotting in the same sense that I regularly boycott paying to be poked in the eye with a stick. I'm not doing it to make a statement, there's just nothing about it that sounds very fun to me.

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I'm seeing it. I'll tune out the story and watch the pretty 3D pictures.

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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I wasn't planning to see it, but then this trailer totally sold me.

Hurry up, Qui Gon!

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Boycotting. I wouldn't respect me in the morning if I didn't.

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I'm just not interested.  Besides I saw Episode I like, six or seven times in theaters, so I think they've gotten enough of my money.  I may go see the original trilogy when they come out, but I think I'll be investing in a set of those glasses that make 3D 2D again.

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I am of the opinion when an A list movie starlet becomes a stripper, you owe it to yourself to go see her feature dance, so you watch as the one dollar bill you throw sloooooowwwly falls onto her once proud face, now weathered by self loathing and despair as she frustratingly shakes her ass to "Kickstart My Heart."

So yeah. I'm going.

Eddie Doty

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Eddie wrote:

I am of the opinion when an A list movie starlet becomes a stripper, you owe it to yourself to go see her feature dance, so you watch as the one dollar bill you throw sloooooowwwly falls onto her once proud face, now weathered by self loathing and despair as she frustratingly shakes her ass to "Kickstart My Heart."

So yeah. I'm going.

This is by and afar the best thing I've read all week. Almost makes me want to change my mind about not going. hmm

This is something that must be thought upon. Hmm.

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Noooooooooooooo!

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Eddie wrote:

I am of the opinion when an A list movie starlet becomes a stripper, you owe it to yourself to go see her feature dance, so you watch as the one dollar bill you throw sloooooowwwly falls onto her once proud face, now weathered by self loathing and despair as she frustratingly shakes her ass to "Kickstart My Heart."

But she's been a stripper for 13 years now. She got a new boob job is all.

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Eddie wrote:

I am of the opinion when an A list movie starlet becomes a stripper, you owe it to yourself to go see her feature dance, so you watch as the one dollar bill you throw sloooooowwwly falls onto her once proud face, now weathered by self loathing and despair as she frustratingly shakes her ass to "Kickstart My Heart.

Except this stripper's name is George. And he has a neck beard.

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Dorkman wrote:
Eddie wrote:

I am of the opinion when an A list movie starlet becomes a stripper, you owe it to yourself to go see her feature dance, so you watch as the one dollar bill you throw sloooooowwwly falls onto her once proud face, now weathered by self loathing and despair as she frustratingly shakes her ass to "Kickstart My Heart."

But she's been a stripper for 13 years now. She got a new boob job is all.

13 years was the last time I saw her....

Eddie Doty

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Trey wrote:

I wasn't planning to see it, but then this trailer totally sold me.

Hurry up, Qui Gon!

He can hurry all he wants, he's not making that celebration... because he fucking dies.

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Someone posted that video on Twitter, and I honestly thought that it was a parody or something. And then I saw that it was from the official Star Wars YouTube account. I was sad.

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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Not gonna see that piece of shit again.
Haven't seen the prequels in 3 years, and I don't plan on breaking that streak

Protection and power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love. -Uncle Iroh

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If you see this, I hate you.

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Trey wrote:

Just watched this.

I will never ever ever EVER FUCKING EVER see this fucking movie again!

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I was waiting for this thread to start.

I want to go see it, only for the sake of the lightsaber battle at the end. Yeah, it may be a poor movie, but I will enjoy that battle a lot and may finally demonstrate to me the worthwhileness of 3D format.

God loves you!

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I actually like the prequels, so I will be seeing it...but that 'kids featurette'...

*shudders*

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Just bought my tickets. Can't wait!

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Hmmmmm, a film I don't like in a format I don't give a shit about.....

I don't think so.

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Remove it from your mind! It doesn't exist! Grah!!!

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The movie gave me headaches before it was in 3D.

No.

EDIT: Let's place some bets, here. I've got $50 that says that at this very moment there's some dude in a room at Skywalker Ranch working on insert shots of a CGI Yoda to be placed in at least one of the original trilogy films. CGI Yoda will show up in one of the old movies. Who wants to take that bet?

I'm completely serious.

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