Topic: Ebert's greatest films of all time.

http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2012/04 … _time.html

I won't post the list here, although it is detailed in the article. His reasoning for the choices made is the interesting part.

Oddly enough, Michael Bay is not included this list. Ebert, despite his massive brain, has missed the symbolic, genuinely moving imagery of Megan Fox washing a car.

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I'm too dumb to understand Synecdoche and dumb enough to believe I understood Tree of Life. But I can't take any list that neglects Ghostbusters seriously.

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I need to see Synecdoche still, I've loved most of Kaufman's work so its worth a shot, though it looked kind of unpleasant and depressing from the trailers.

Tree of Life is a justified choice on Ebert's part. It reminds me a lot of 2001: Space Odyssey in that it attempts to capture the entirety of human existence, and is more concerned with theme and vision than telling an actual story (though I found the family/growing up stuff remarkably reminiscent of my own childhood memories). I don't know that it would go on my personal list, it's not as tidy of a movie as 2001 and could use some editing, but I suspect it will climb higher as I get older.

Really curious to see some of the others on his list though, I've sadly seen almost none of them. If any of them are half as good as Apocalypse Now it'd be worth the effort.

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Synecdoche is one of the worst movies ever and if you liked it I will fight you.

EDIT: Except Eddie. Eddie can like it if he wants.

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What?!

No Casablanca...?

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It's a list with the kind of films you'd expect from a critic such as Ebert. I'd argue that these films are all chosen by the mind, rather than from the heart, which tells me that they aren't so much the greatest but rather the most technical/audacious achievements in the 'language of cinema' because Citizen Kane, 2001 and Apocolypse Now aren't perfect. Then there's the whole 'they'll take away my critic membership card if I don't include these' obligatory inclusions and the 'I'll sound really intellectual if I include these ones that 99% of people haven't seen' notables.

Vertigo is pretty great but it's not even Hitchcock's best (and neither is Notorious).

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Dorkman wrote:

Synecdoche is one of the worst movies ever and if you liked it I will fight you.

EDIT: Except Eddie. Eddie can like it if he wants.

Pick a weapon.

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paulou wrote:
Dorkman wrote:

Synecdoche is one of the worst movies ever and if you liked it I will fight you.

EDIT: Except Eddie. Eddie can like it if he wants.

Pick a weapon.

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redxavier wrote:

Vertigo is pretty great but it's not even Hitchcock's best (and neither is Notorious).

Well, looks like there's a-gonna be all kinds of fightin' here today....

Warning: I'm probably rewriting this post as you read it.

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I liked Transformers 2.

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I have a tendency to fix your typos.

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^ What he said.

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I like Megan Fox.

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I'm a Kane defender. I fucking love that movie, not cause it's a 'classic', but cause it's a fucking good movie and the sort of film I like: A movie about a guy and his issues.

He mentioned La Strada in that list as well, and that's another one I'd probably put on a list of 'greatest films of all time (that I've seen)'. Doesn't hurt that it's also the movie that got me 'into' movies.

However, Aside from those, I'd probably put mostly modern films on my list, cause I'm young and a lot of old movies are like torture to me. If it's pre 1960's, then it's gotta be fucking La Strada or Kane or 7 Samurai or cut from that sort of cloth to keep me interested.

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But Citizen Kane is amazing, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!
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Zarban wrote:
redxavier wrote:

Vertigo is pretty great but it's not even Hitchcock's best (and neither is Notorious).

Well, looks like there's a-gonna be all kinds of fightin' here today....

Vertigo wins, because Kim Novak as a blonde is all kinds of devestating.

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I've recently come to love Citizen Kane. When you go in expecting the Best Movie Ever, it may be disappointing. But watch it without that baggage, and I think it works really really well.

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I really need to catch up on pre-90s Scorcese, as well as Herzog's back catalogue (Still only seen Bad Lieutenant  sad )

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Dave wrote:

Vertigo wins, because Kim Novak as a blonde is all kinds of devestating.

Rear Window has Grace Kelly, your argument is invalid. Seriously though, there are so many great Hitchcock movies to choose from, Vertigo just isn't my favourite of them by a long shot. That's not to say it's not a great film. I just enjoy watching something like Rear Window a lot more, or especially Rope, which is my personal favourite of his.

The problem I remember with Citizen Kane was that its main character had little to no redeeming qualities, which subsequently makes it hard to care about him or what rosebud means. Also, I'm sorry to say, I didn't like Orson Welles' performance that much. He's just not a very good actor (and neither was the actress playing his wife).

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bullet3 wrote:

I really need to catch up on pre-90s Scorcese, as well as Herzog's back catalogue (Still only seen Bad Lieutenant  sad )

I've concluded that I enjoy Herzog the person(ality) more than his films. The only part of Bad Lieutenant that I liked was the behind the scenes part where Herzog said (approximately) "My only condition on doing the film was that there be iguanas", which explains the out-of-left-field iguanas. I couldn't watch the entire film itself. My favourite parts of Rescue Dawn were the behind the scenes where Herzog and Bale out-crazy each other. Encounters at the End of the World was...weird but mostly amusing. Incident a Loch Ness was hilarious.

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Ya Herzog's one of the coolest people on the planet. I could listen to him just talk poetically for hours.

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Maybe because I'm lacking in intellectual capacity, but I thought Tree of Life kind of sucked...

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I despised Tree of Life. As much as I liked the "Creation" sequence, the movie as a whole was total bullshit. If Malick had made a 45 minute space porn IMAX film, I would have forked over the cash. I'm just glad I only paid a buck for it at Redbox.

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Dorkman wrote:

Synecdoche is one of the worst movies ever and if you liked it I will fight you.

EDIT: Except Eddie. Eddie can like it if he wants.

We must not fight each other.  Synechdoche is the real threat.

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Warning: I'm probably rewriting this post as you read it.

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paulou wrote:
Dorkman wrote:

Synecdoche is one of the worst movies ever and if you liked it I will fight you.

EDIT: Except Eddie. Eddie can like it if he wants.

Pick a weapon.

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Oh yeah, RHYME FIGHT!

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