Re: Looper, spoilers.

Zarban wrote:

More important, how dumb is it that a looper who survives into the future gets kidnapped and sent back via time machine to keep him from blabbing about... the fact that the mob disposes of people by sending them back via time machine? The looper has apparently not spilled the beans for 30 years DESPITE KNOWING YOU'RE GOING TO EVENTUALLY MURDER HIM THAT WAY.

YES. THANK you.

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This was the dumbest movie I've seen in years. Comically bad. So overwheliming bad that I don't know how to approach it. Like. Look at it. It should be self evident.

EDIT: 94% on Rotten Tomatoes!? Wow. I'd have guessed 60-65%.

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iJim wrote:

This was the dumbest movie I've seen in years. Comically bad. So overwheliming bad that I don't know how to approach it. Like. Look at it. It should be self evident.

EDIT: 94% on Rotten Tomatoes!? Wow. I'd have guessed 60-65%.

And yet you thought Dredd was "perfect." I mean, come on. Looper has a few plot flaws, but at least it aspires to be something more than a brain-dead sci-fi shoot-em-up.

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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I have a theory about the state of sci-fi filmmaking falling so hard off a cliff, that movies that would 20 years ago have been called mediocre at best now get hailed as sci-fi masterpieces. Also see Source Code. This also falls into a more annoying recent trend, where a movie being complicated automatically means it's smart and well-written. The art of movies that execute really well on a simple concept has mostly died away, and then when an actual masterpiece like Dredd comes out, no-one goes to see it and people write it off as being dumb and simple. That movie doesn't try to show off and be clever and elaborate every 3 minutes, but instead has a complete and confident understanding of what it's trying to accomplish, a cohesive sci-fi vision (which feels fresh), and a real strong discipline about sticking to it's throughline.

Edit: Before DocSub yells at me, I should clarify I still like both films, I just think there's a double-standard both critically and commercially at play, and it bugs me that simplicity is automatically seen as a negative.

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Doctor Submarine wrote:
iJim wrote:

This was the dumbest movie I've seen in years. Comically bad. So overwheliming bad that I don't know how to approach it. Like. Look at it. It should be self evident.

EDIT: 94% on Rotten Tomatoes!? Wow. I'd have guessed 60-65%.

And yet you thought Dredd was "perfect."

That's because Dredd IS perfect.

EDIT: For the record, I have the same opinion of LOOPER as of INCEPTION. I'd be happy if it were the baseline for turn your brain off movies. But it is definitely a "turn your brain off" movie, not a "smart and bold" one.

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That's an interesting idea for sure, but I have to again disagree that Dredd is anything but dumb trash. I just don't see this brilliant movie that everyone else apparently did.

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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DREDD is no more or less dumb than DIE HARD. It's a straightforward actioner with no pretensions to philosophical depth, yes. It is a perfect actioner with no pretensions to philosophical depth. Nobody has to act like an idiot to make the plot work. No strange contrivances have to be invented halfway through to keep the plot rolling along, no rules have to be violated or fudged. It's a simple story with clear stakes and constantly rising tension. Just because it doesn't require an infographic to sort out the plot doesn't mean it's dumb.

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Well, it doesn't make it smart, either. Certainly doesn't make it a masterpiece on the level of Die Hard. Die Hard also  had funny, clever dialogue and well-rounded, likable heroes and villains. Dredd has none of that. Saying "Well, it doesn't do all these bad things!" isn't the same thing as "It does all these good things!"

I'll also say that I thought Looper was perfectly straightforward, but that's kind of subjective, I guess.

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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Doctor Submarine wrote:

Well, it doesn't make it smart, either.

Granted. But the fact that the stakes continued to be raised and continued to be clear without ever having to resort to blatantly stupid tricks, and that no loose ends were left untied -- I count that as smart writing. It's harder than it looks. From a pure plot and storytelling standpoint, it's a masterclass in how to tell an action story.

LOOPER, for my money, is primarily instructive in terms of what not to do. Second magic bean, passive protagonist, inconsistent/unclear rules, going to the mansion, etc.

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It just seems so easy to me, though. It's not hard to tie up all your loose ends when there are only two ends to begin with. Dredd doesn't want to be anything more, and that's not all that bad, I guess. But Looper is going for big ideas and moral quandaries and complex plotting, and even if it doesn't nail it, I admire it a hell of a lot more for trying.

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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Eh, to use a food metaphor as I often do, I'd rather eat a bean and cheese burrito that just fucking nails it than a complex experimental dish where the flavors don't work together and I'm left unsatisfied with an unpleasant aftertaste.

Which is not to say I don't want people to experiment and go for the complex stuff, because the best of both worlds would be the complex dish that fucking nails it. And sure, I'll credit the attempt as admirable. But given the two existing options, if someone asks me what I enjoyed more and what they should get for dinner, I'm backing the burrito.

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Doctor Submarine wrote:
iJim wrote:

This was the dumbest movie I've seen in years. Comically bad. So overwheliming bad that I don't know how to approach it. Like. Look at it. It should be self evident.

EDIT: 94% on Rotten Tomatoes!? Wow. I'd have guessed 60-65%.

And yet you thought Dredd was "perfect." I mean, come on. Looper has a few plot flaws, but at least it aspires to be something more than a brain-dead sci-fi shoot-em-up.

My opinions on Dredd aren't relevant to Looper. I also think Godfather is perfect. And that Melancholia is one of the worst films ever made.

Looper fails at whatever it was trying to be (still not sure what that was). And it gets really goofy. When the mute shows up and is unresponsive to flashing and banging shotguns... because mutes can't hear and see... cracked me up.

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I think Looper has some very interesting themes of morality and personal growth and change. The fact that the plot doesn't completely hold together doesn't negate that. Plenty of Hitchcock's stuff falls apart in your hands when you start to take it apart. I love a tightly-plotted story as much as the next guy, but if all it is is action, then I'm probably not going to love it.

That said, I think Looper's themes fight with its plot(s) instead of being reinforced by them. It's great that Young Joe grows and finds the value of living for something other than himself, but Old Joe—who already learned that—shouldn't forget it and just abandon himself to mindless revenge—PREvenge?—on a toddler.

Warning: I'm probably rewriting this post as you read it.

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Dorkman wrote:

That's because Dredd IS perfect.

Apart from the inconsistency of Anderson's power, sure.

For the record, I like Looper but I had more fun with Dredd....

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I actually can't wait to pick up that Blu-ray next week and am very excited for whenever DIF does a commentary on it

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As soon as they introduced mutant powers I knew it was going to fall apart. And it did.

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For some reason, I hated the slo-mo in Dredd and actually got irritated during them (well, the latter ones at least). It was so slow that I began to lose interest and wish it would just get on with it - and then some were just unnecessary to begin with. By the time of the second superfluous sequence, my 'goodwill' had been used up. Otherwise, it's a great movie.

With regards to Looper, I confess I'd forgotten about it, to that point where I wouldn't include in a top 10 list because it would slip my mind entirely...

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

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