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Re: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

Clips from The Core uploaded:

Belching jargon (26:40-27:21)
Nuclear oil spill (33:05-34:14)
Curse me and my ability to take on new ideas (41:05-41:26)
Advice (55:58-57:48)
Lightning (58:17-59:04)
Shit half-life (1:13:15-1:13:43)
IT IS NO LONGER A GAME (1:16:30-1:16:47)
That is no woman, that's Aaron Eckhart (1:22:19-1:22:59)
Pink nipples (1:23:24-1:24:17)
7,000 degrees (1:52:04-1:52:17)
Nuclear pterodactyl (2:04:12-2:04:49)
Nuclear fucking (2:13:22-2:14:08)

The bit where Dorkman mistakes the words "Anne Hathaway" for "Anne Heche" is hilarious in context, but all of the previous setup regarding Chris Hanel was too much for its inclusion to be merited, I thought. If anyone else wants to upload it, feel free.

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Re: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

Uploaded:


Empire:

  • Han has a father-in-law? (12:48 - 13:12)

  • Dorkman reads Leigh Brackett's cave scene (01:08:30 - 01:12:57)


Apollo 13:

  • "Kill yourself now!" (01:16:05 - 01:16:27)


I'm trying to nab all of Trey's "No one will be seated..." quips. If they don't get used, I'll have a rotating supply of ringtones. That's a win-win.

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Re: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

Uploaded:

Vertigo
Jimmy Wonka (1:33:27-1:34:01)

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Uploaded:

The Empire Strikes Back
BOO! (1:54:19-1:54:42)
Galactic parenthood (1:55:32-1:56:25)

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Re: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

Let's all not forget Dorkman's amazing rant about "Geek Culture" that plays at the end of the Scott Pilgrim Vs The World commentary!

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I can't really upload anything, but there should definitely be a series of "Trey Stokes Story Time" segments smile

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21:06 to 21:10 on Prometheus.

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One Time @ Bland Camp...

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Re: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

Here's a couple edits I've uploaded from the 8 minute "Whose fault is it that Teague switched off Dark City after 25 minutes?" fistfight (with a side order of "Which is better, Dark City or The Matrix (Trilogy)?")

00:34:25 - 00:36:10  Murdoch vs. Neo and which movie plays out its premise better (1m43s)
00:36:15 - 00:38:18  Did The Matrix win, and does it matter?  (2m02s)
00:39:21 - 00:42:39  Should movies aspire to entertain everybody?  (3m18s)

These are all "insight" clips rather than "humor" clips (in the language of the one of the earlier cataloging threads), but I'm kinda surprised at how hostile this gets by the end.

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The Matrix Revolutions
Surrogates (1:44:24-1:44:45)

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The Wizard of Oz
Teague's Disneyland fantasy (1:25:07-1:26:11)

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Thanks man, really.

I've been going through old Halp episodes picking some as well. Got about thirty so far from that stack.

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No problem. smile It gives me an excuse to re-listen to all these old episodes. tongue

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Re: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

Uploaded:

The Princess Bride
Trombone-toting stud muffin (12:42-13:32)
Morgan Freeman as the crone (1:01:01-1:01:38)
With every screenplay... (1:30:03-1:30:33)
This movie is never going to love you back as much as you love it (1:50:58-1:52:39)

Rendered them as mono files for consistency's sake.

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Re: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

And:

Revenge of the Sith
Yoda is a bitch (2:03:03-2:06:16)
Hotter than a barbecue (2:12:12-2:13:11) [as per Fireproof's request]

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Re: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

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Return of the Jedi
This is your pilot speaking...what the fuck is that? (2:08:15-2:09:09)
Dragging Vader (2:09:41-2:11:09)

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Knotting Nazis (1:06:04-1:06:44)

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Re: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

Darth Praxus wrote:

And:

Revenge of the Sith
Yoda is a bitch (2:03:03-2:06:16)
Hotter than a barbecue (2:12:12-2:13:11) [as per Fireproof's request]

Awe, thank you smile

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Uploaded:

Revenge of the Sith
Darth Stapler (1:25:41-1:26:00)

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Map stabbing (50:10-51:35)
Crushing on the captain (55:12-55:36)
Shut up, JFK (57:12-58:09)
The hammered narrator (1:14:47-1:17:06)
They fucking nailed everything (1:17:15-1:18:32)
Shakespearean insult generator (1:23:38-1:24:46)
The Passion of the Christ II: The Christening (1:32:55-1:34:48)
Sexy smudge (1:49:15-1:50:19)
Raging at the sky (1:52:33-1:53:16)
Sirens (1:58:03-2:00:24)

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Re: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

And:

Pan's Labyrinth
Talking to the hobo (2:08:57-2:10:37)

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Thanks a ton, Prax.

Teague Chrystie

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Absolutely no problem—I'm just glad that I have the opportunity to be useful to you guys. You've been awesome for five years, it's the least I can do. smile

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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
They did all this WORK! (1:49:52-1:51:14)

I'll try to go through Cars over the weekend; a lot of the moments of you guys pondering the existential implications of that movie's world are fantastic.

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Suckerpunch:

15:05-18:15
(Okay Mike, one note to David Snyder...) - Glitchy, but good material.

1:29:44-1:41:35
(Here molotov, have a fucking cocktail...) Teague burning down the world.

BTTF:

6:31-6:41
(Back To The Future is awesome...hitler)

20:10-22:03
(Perfect movie?)

43:52-53:00
(Old man peabody...-) Time travel talk turns into story telling talk, long but great

Got halfway through BTTF, need sleep now, finish tomorrow.

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Re: Creations Request: We need one hour of programming.

Here's some stuff from Star Trek II, which I happened to notice in the chat Teague was looking for

00:38:13 - 00:39:40 Star Trek fight choreography and Eddie fights the Gorn (1m27s)
01:22:13 - 01:23:01 More appalling fight choreography (53s) (you could probably edit the first  two together and synch it with the film at the point where this bit starts)
01:37:27 - 01:38:03 Kirk's son's goofy sweater (35s)
01:39:47 - 01:41:10 Is there cock sucking in hell, and, if so, what form does it take? (1m24s)

Edit: uploaded

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sellew wrote:

01:39:47 - 01:41:10 Is there cock sucking in hell, and, if so, what form does it take? (1m24s)

I love Teague's genuine questioning of this concept smile

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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
They don't call him Wormtongue for nothing (2:06:47-2:08:05)

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