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She was great in GI Joe.




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She is good in Continuum and in season 6 of Criminal Minds so I assume it must be the material.

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I've only seen the first episode of Continuum so maybe she carries it well later. I mostly remember her for being a poor and ill-advised replacement to Jennifer Garner in ALIAS, which is hardly fair to her. Maybe it's like a Natalie Portman sort of thing where she can be pretty bad (as seen in GI Joe and Conan), but can be good given the right direction/material as you say.

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Last night, I finally watched The Core. And I knew this film has such a ridiculous reputation, that I flipped a switch in my brain and said "ignore the bad science". And I ended up enjoying it quite a bit.

You know how a black hole forms under gravitational collapse, but until that point is balanced by the internal pressure? Well, a movie's bullshit is its gravitational mass, and the goodwill that it buys, is the balancing pressure. If you ignore the bad science, there's enough goodwill bought (Eckhart, Lindo and Tucci are all clearly in on the joke, and the humour works really well) that it doesn't go bollocks-supernova.

Though I do still wonder why some big silly films with multiple magic beans are so much more easily accepted than other ones.

edit: i'm quite liking this analogy. i think i'm gonna make "this movie just passed the Chandrasekhar limit" be my new "jump the shark"/"going to the mansion"

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I never understood the hate this movie gets. Just like Twister and Demolition Man, The Core simply delivers some silly fun. Unlike some other films that take liberties with science (I'm looking at you, Prometheus), it's not even trying to be self-important "thinking man's sci-fi".

And Stanley Tucci was born to play such roles.

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Marty J wrote:

Unlike some other films that take liberties with science (I'm looking at you, Prometheus), it's not even trying to be self-important "thinking man's sci-fi".

That's a good way to put it. I really don't think it's as po-faced as people make it out to be. It's really just a low-key Armageddon.

edit: Avengers 3: Loki Armageddon

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Mas. Ter. Piece. Full stop. See this movie, guys.

Saw it last night, would like for you to elaborate.

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Marty J wrote:

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A generic kids' movie with a clichéd plot that we've already seen countless times. Just like Garfield, Yogi Bear offers cute, furry CGI creatures and not much else. Totally forgettable.

Some of my earliest memories are related to Yogi and other Hanna-Barbera cartoons. I can't say that this movie raped my childhood (it's an overused phrase... and it would be a little too harsh in this case), but I feel severely disappointed.

As we may have suspected, a sequel is already in the works wink

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paulou wrote:
Doctor Submarine wrote:

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Mas. Ter. Piece. Full stop. See this movie, guys.

Saw it last night, would like for you to elaborate.

Jeez, I mean, where do I even begin? I loved almost everything about it.

I loved its commentary on misogyny and rape culture, its use of Johansson's fame and image to play with its audience, the way it slowly turns from disturbing horror to a melancholy treatise on the human experience... I love that Glazer filters it all through a distinctly alien perspective in his direction (particularly with some inspired sound design) and I really love Mica Levi's haunting, anxious score. I wish I had time to write a full review, and I wish I could get my thoughts more in order. But yeah, I loved it.

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The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013) - 7/10 (7.4)

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Very enjoyable film by Ben Stiller about a gentle and quiet man who sets out on a journey. A simple story with a hard-to-resist combination of comedy and drama, and an overall very positive and uplifting tone that makes you feel good at the end of it. Good song selection and some very excellent photography from some exotic locations.
Very simple and in a sense very clichéd script that you can probably guess the outcome of from scene 1, but generally each scene is directed with a very steady hand and a great sense for comedic timing and genuine-feeling interactions between characters.
It held my interest and made me feel for the characters despite not necessarily having alot on the page to work with. Well done Mr Stiller.




Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (2014) - 6/10 (6.3)

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My brother compared this to "The Bourne Legacy" in terms of how it seems quite forgettable (and how I can't help thinking of Jason Bourne in general, though it's not quite the same type of focus story-wise). It's a decently interesting story about tensions between Russia and America and a terrorist plot, and Chris Pine is fine as an injured soldier recruited by the CIA and sent to Moscow to uncover said plot. But the movie doesn't have the same level of intricacy of your Mission:Impossibles, the sought-after Mcguffin device is an "algorithm" (yawn...), and it's not really smart enough to engage you in any deeper political intrigue. Overall every plot device has been done many times before, and it feels like the filmmakers didn't add the necessary flair and finesse to make it stand out. There's very little texture overall at display.




You're Next (2011) - 4/10 (6.5)

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Slasher film. Family gathering turns bloody after unknown assailants attack their home. I felt this was below par, and the movies claims of being a dark comedy went straight past me, once or twice I chuckled but the movie doesn't cohesively move you in that direction, and the characters just ended up being really weird and off-putting since their sometimes weird antics or reactions clash with the more dead serious score and camerawork and your common-denominator scare tactics.
It's got a generally good reception for a slasher film overall, but I don't see it myself. I mean, the killers take the time to write "You're Next" with blood on the wall. That's the type of film it is, just replace your standard horror film teenagers with adults, but keep the rest as-is. If you've seen any horror film before, you know exactly what to expect. Either watch something aimed squarely at horror like the French home invasion movie "Ils" ("Them") from 2006, or just go for "Tucker and Dale vs Evil" or "Cabin in The Woods" if you want a genuinely clever blend of horror and comedy in various ratios.




The French Connection (1971 )- 7/10 (7.8)

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Convincingly gritty and down-to-earth, almost documentary-feeling film about some cops investigating a smuggling case. Lots of street surveillance, tailing, and stake-outs.
Worth seeing if you're fairly young like me as a time-capsule of early 70s New York. Relaxed and airy atmosphere.




In Bruges (2008) - 8/10 (8.0)

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Very original story and structure, hard to predict and very well-acted by Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson and Ralph Fiennes, among others. Overall very enjoyable and with a surprising depth of character for a stylish crime drama, somewhat in the style of "Snatch" or "Lock, Stock..." but with other layers over.
Director Martin McDonagh also recently did "Seven Psychopaths" which I even enjoyed slightly more, also an intriguing structure and plot to that one.

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After watching the Conan remake I decided to revisit the original.

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In a post-LOTR world, Conan The Barbarian feels incredibly dated; it's clearly an artifact of its era. In some ways, it even feels like a pre-Star Wars movie - its structure is a wonky, unpolished variation on the Hero's Journey. The love story is handled particularly badly (it just happens).

On a more positive note, the music (by Basil Poledouris, the RoboCop guy) holds up pretty well and the cheesy dialogue is sort of charming.

paulou wrote:

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You worked on them? Good for you, 'cause the VFX in Yogi Bear are pleasant to the eye (and the bears themselves are absolutely cute). Just like with many modern CGI-heavy movies, the story is the weakest element.

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Marty J wrote:

In a post-LOTR world, Conan The Barbarian feels incredibly dated; it's clearly an artifact of its era.

Yes... But he punches a camel.

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Conan is a masterpiece of visual and musical storytelling, and when it does have dialogue, it makes it count. It was also clearly a huge influence on LOTR.

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Tai Chi Zero
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This was not nearly as bad as I was expecting. Haven't seen the sequel yet, but probably will since it's also on Netflix. Clearly aimed at the dozens in the steampunk/wushu crossover demographic.

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A friend sat me down last night to watch this. The movie it starts out as is not the sort of movie I enjoy watching. I laughed at some gags but my attention wandered. At some points, to other things entirely, but at others to scrutinizing the cinematography, which I loved. Simple and restrained, and I enjoyed it. (At one point I was about to speak up and note that a scene had gone for minutes with a simple and pleasing shot-reverse, then we got a wide dolly shot that broke it up.)

About midway through it started to edge into a genre that I enjoy more and I sat up and watched more intently. I don't think it's a movie that I'll ever watch again but as the coming of age story transitioned into a bit more of a thriller (to try to avoid a few spoilers, and to do a bad job of genre pigeonholing), it became a movie that I am nonetheless glad I watched.

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The good first: the performances here are for the most part solid, and in some instances very good. Garfield and Stone's real-life chemistry is a huge help to their relationship onscreen, Foxx is endearingly pathetic is pre-Electro Max, Sally Field is perfect as Aunt May, and DeHaan's performance as Harry is mustache-twirling but for the most part works (more on that later).

That said, this thing is a mess. It's not even its having more than one villain that's the problem. The tone whiplashes between serious and lighthearted, especially toward the end, when Paul Giamatti's Rhino chews the scenery horribly—I can't fault Giamatti for having fun, but the moment itself does not belong. Character motivations fail to make sense in crucial places, particularly in the case of Harry, who goes from reserved but relatively normal and a seemingly nice guy to a raving, bitter lunatic within one scene. The reason provided for this turn, his dying of the disease that claimed his father, makes no sense—the senior Osborn managed to survive for decades with his disease, while Harry is apparently dying of it within weeks of its emergence.

Others have pointed out the massive problem that innocent bystanders cause to the film—there are crowds of them standing just feet from absolute carnage and watching calmly, which drains a huge amount of tension away from each scene that a crowd is present in. In addition to this, Spidey's constant wisecracking in the midst of destruction and innocent people presumably dying in car wreck upon car wreck makes him come off as a bit of a dick immune to what's happening around him.

Finally, as was discussed in the WAYDMs for Raimi's trilogy, I'm sick and tired of scientists who are trying to do good being consistently painted as amoral if not sociopathic bad guys who are directly responsible for the villains of this kind of film. It's not a problem unique to Spider-Man, but it's extremely irritating nevertheless.

Oddly enough, I managed to mildly enjoy the film in the act of watching it; I really want to see a non-superhero movie with Garfield and Stone as a couple, because they're great together, and the spectacle of the VFX was mildly diverting if cartoony and over the top. Still, I can't say it's a good film, though it's better than any of Raimi's installments in the franchise.

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HBO Go recently added some older made-for-HBO movies to their stable, so I caught up on two I hadn't seen before — The Late Shift and Conspiracy.

The Late Shift is the true-to-the-book account of the "Late Night Wars" in the early 90s, surrounding Carson going off the air and the fate of The Tonight Show, and who would get the job: Leno or Letterman? I had a lot of fun with this movie, in a very Pirates of Silicon Valley sort of way, and with the people in it. The actors playing Dave and Jay both did at least a good job, but the portrayal of Dave is eerily accurate (and sympathetic, just, eery). The guy playing Jay doesn't quite bring it so much, and is also bogged down by a truly grotesque chin prosthetic. Anyway. Not much to this movie, and there was some legal blowback to the book by folks claiming libel, so maybe take it with a grain of salt. But it's fun, and inside-baseball movies always intrigue me. Worth a watch.

Conspiracy I watched on Trey's recommendation, and holy shit you guys. I'll give you the elevator pitch, and then you have to promise me you'll pull it up and give it a watch: historical drawing-room drama, based on transcripts, simply walking the audience through the top brass of the SS getting together to figure out what exactly they're gonna do with all these jews they've been rounding up. Stanley Tucci, Kenneth Branagh, Colin Firth. It's intense as fuck, and it's goddamned riveting. And horrifying. And just... wow. I'm very glad somebody made this movie. Do yourself a favor.

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Conspiracy certainly makes for sobering viewing and is utterly riveting. It's set up rather like a play, with much of the action taking place in the same room with some superb actors just bouncing off each other.

I saw Lone Survivor recently:
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It's a shame that the title gives so much away. Later I found it was based on a book of the same name and that it was based on a real op (Operation Red Wings), but I wonder whether they could retained some sense of surprise with a different name. Anyway, I'm a fan of Peter Berg (even like Battleship to a degree) so was keen to see this. It doesn't disappoint but I struggle to find much to say about it. It's perfectly competent and adequately entertaining, but never quite blossoms (I guess?) into anything of substance or memory - especially when compared to The Kingdom, which I love and hits on several layers.

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Teague wrote:

Conspiracy I watched on Trey's recommendation, and holy shit you guys.

Conspiracy is back on HBOGo??   

*runs off and watches*

*okay, back again*

I don't think I've seen that movie since it first aired in 2001.  Glad to see it still holds up.  Also interesting to see it now and recognize all the not-as-well-known-then actors who are now familiar.  Two guys from Rome, one from Game of Thrones, Mr. Bates from Downton Abbey and Killick from Master and Commander!    It's like American Graffiti or Dazed and Confused, but with Nazis!

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Darth Praxus wrote:

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The good first: the performances here are for the most part solid, and in some instances very good. Garfield and Stone's real-life chemistry is a huge help to their relationship onscreen, Foxx is endearingly pathetic is pre-Electro Max, Sally Field is perfect as Aunt May, and DeHaan's performance as Harry is mustache-twirling but for the most part works (more on that later).

That said, this thing is a mess. It's not even its having more than one villain that's the problem. The tone whiplashes between serious and lighthearted, especially toward the end, when Paul Giamatti's Rhino chews the scenery horribly—I can't fault Giamatti for having fun, but the moment itself does not belong. Character motivations fail to make sense in crucial places, particularly in the case of Harry, who goes from reserved but relatively normal and a seemingly nice guy to a raving, bitter lunatic within one scene. The reason provided for this turn, his dying of the disease that claimed his father, makes no sense—the senior Osborn managed to survive for decades with his disease, while Harry is apparently dying of it within weeks of its emergence.

Others have pointed out the massive problem that innocent bystanders cause to the film—there are crowds of them standing just feet from absolute carnage and watching calmly, which drains a huge amount of tension away from each scene that a crowd is present in. In addition to this, Spidey's constant wisecracking in the midst of destruction and innocent people presumably dying in car wreck upon car wreck makes him come off as a bit of a dick immune to what's happening around him.

Finally, as was discussed in the WAYDMs for Raimi's trilogy, I'm sick and tired of scientists who are trying to do good being consistently painted as amoral if not sociopathic bad guys who are directly responsible for the villains of this kind of film. It's not a problem unique to Spider-Man, but it's extremely irritating nevertheless.

Oddly enough, I managed to mildly enjoy the film in the act of watching it; I really want to see a non-superhero movie with Garfield and Stone as a couple, because they're great together, and the spectacle of the VFX was mildly diverting if cartoony and over the top. Still, I can't say it's a good film, though it's better than any of Raimi's installments in the franchise.

Regarding the tone:

Hopefully I explain this well enough to not come across as an arrogant jerk. That is not my point, but this is my read on the film. The tone seems to follow Peter's journey and his internal confliction over being a superhero and being a normal teenager. There is a  lot of emotional baggage that comes with him, and I think the film tracks that, and so, appears to vacillate in tone. It struck me that the tone didn't change as much as Peter's attitude was changing. Whether or not that is good film making, or if I'm just making stuff up, I'm not really qualified to say wink

Regarding Spidey's wise cracks:

This has (and Eddie can correct me if I am wrong) been a fairly stable trait for Spiderman, and is one of the attractions of the character for me. Spidey is set up as a flawed person who happens to have super powers. I remember him being billed as a "super hero with problems" which is a bit antithetical to the super hero and comic world at the time, since superheros are supposed to be, well, super. Comes with the territory.

Spidey is different in that he isn't a brooding antihero or propaganda poster boy. He is an everyman, and sarcasm is one way that humans deal with tragedy. I don't think Spidey is making light of the destruction, so much as he is trying to shield himself from what would otherwise be an overwhelming situation. Then, in the aftermath, do we see him wrestle with the emotions of the consequences. For me, it is more relatable as a character. It was one of the draws of Spiderman when I watched the cartoon was his wise cracking and jokes in the face of danger. However, in other instances, there would be agonizing cries over the pain he is dealing with. I thought 2 did a good job in the balance of making Peter look like a young adult who is still trying to balance out his life.

Regarding Harry:

Harry, in my opinion, is a tough aspect of the movie. One the one hand, he is played masterfully and the chemistry between him and Peter is very realistic and enjoyable. There is a relationship there that was enjoyable to watch and understandable.

However, I agree that the pacing was too fast and it could have been played out very differently.

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Harry starts out as a bitter young adult who wants nothing to do with his father. Suddenly, he his given the company and  forced in to his father's world, despite not wanting to be in it. So, his bitternesss, in my opinion, is understandable.

I agree that the progression of the disease was accelerated to make hi more desperate. I think it could have been played out longer, setting up Goblin for the next film, after all of Harry's attempts at spider research have failed. Again, he can still use Electro to get in as the head of OsCorp again, but become more of the master manipulator behind the scenes, using villains to try and capture Spiderman. Then, Rhino can be recruited, and his appearance makes more sense at the end, as he draws Spiderman out. Then, in 3, he becomes more desperate and takes more risks and becomes a more overt villain. Which, in the cartoon, was how Norma Osborn became the Green Goblin. Kind of like Iron Man, if Iron man went psycho and wanted to kill people, for fun and profit wink

While I can agree that the film has its problems, I wouldn't call it mess, as the characters are solid and well presented. I think that the film tries to do too much with too much material and overwhelms itself.

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I don't know what you guys saw in DeHaan's portrayal of Harry. I thought it was awful, beyond just the pacing of the character. Just wrong for the part in my opinion.

I also enjoyed the Peter/Gwen relationship bits, but any scene involving a villain (Electro or Harry) just didn't work for me at all, for reasons of both character and plot in each case. I guess I was entertained enough during the movie, but overall there were too many ridiculous things happening for me to get over.

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Teague wrote:

HBO Go recently added some older made-for-HBO movies to their stable, so I caught up on two I hadn't seen before — The Late Shift and Conspiracy.

The Late Shift is the true-to-the-book account of the "Late Night Wars" in the early 90s, surrounding Carson going off the air and the fate of The Tonight Show, and who would get the job: Leno or Letterman? I had a lot of fun with this movie, in a very Pirates of Silicon Valley sort of way, and with the people in it. The actors playing Dave and Jay both did at least a good job, but the portrayal of Dave is eerily accurate (and sympathetic, just, eery). The guy playing Jay doesn't quite bring it so much, and is also bogged down by a truly grotesque chin prosthetic. Anyway. Not much to this movie, and there was some legal blowback to the book by folks claiming libel, so maybe take it with a grain of salt. But it's fun, and inside-baseball movies always intrigue me. Worth a watch.

Conspiracy I watched on Trey's recommendation, and holy shit you guys. I'll give you the elevator pitch, and then you have to promise me you'll pull it up and give it a watch: historical drawing-room drama, based on transcripts, simply walking the audience through the top brass of the SS getting together to figure out what exactly they're gonna do with all these jews they've been rounding up. Stanley Tucci, Kenneth Branagh, Colin Firth. It's intense as fuck, and it's goddamned riveting. And horrifying. And just... wow. I'm very glad somebody made this movie. Do yourself a favor.

Just finished watching these... Great films, I love Historical Dramas.  big_smile
However, Conspiracy has force me in to an existential crisis, by realizing that Nazi's and me are the same species. Now my brain hurts...  hmm  This happens to me often when watching films about this topic (or Politics in general) it'll pass and I'll be ok by morning.  wink

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I don't know what you guys saw in DeHaan's portrayal of Harry. I thought it was awful, beyond just the pacing of the character. Just wrong for the part in my opinion.

I also enjoyed the Peter/Gwen relationship bits, but any scene involving a villain (Electro or Harry) just didn't work for me at all, for reasons of both character and plot in each case. I guess I was entertained enough during the movie, but overall there were too many ridiculous things happening for me to get over.

Well, for my part, I enjoyed how damaged he portrayed Harry. There was far more of a"spoiled rich kid" vibe covering a hurt, embittered, interior. He feels far more real as a person, and not just as a villain. I think that more could have been done with the character, but I have no objection to the portrayal.

Same thing with Electro. He is just a guy, striving for notice and meaning in his life only to be put in a terrible accident. He isn't a villain because he is a bad guy but because he wants to take revenge on those who ignored him and treated him poorly. Again, he feels like an average guy.

To me, Electro and Harry are both tragic characters, far more damaged and in need of help than anything else. Which is a lot more than most comic book villains gets as far as a back story.

But, that is just me.

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It's like American Graffiti or Dazed and Confused, but with Nazis!

What a great tagline for the poster.

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

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Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 2

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So this just got added to Netflix, and I thought I'd finally give it a watch. And my feelings are really mixed on this one. I can't say I didn't enjoy it as there were plenty of moments I was out loud laughing, but there is just this whole other layer of stuff going on over top of it all.

It feels like a really cool movie trapped inside the shell of a movie suffering from the worst sorts of sequelitis. Mainly the "Completely Manufactured Childhood Hero That We Never Heard Of Before But Totally Inspired Our Character At The Deepest Level But Is Actually A Total Dick And For Reasons That Totally Make Sense Is Now Going To Be Our Villain" thing. It all just feels so direct to video. But then the movie goes and reminds you that it's still the same guys that made the first one, and is charming and smart and hilarious for 30 seconds before being rudely interupted by the CMCHTWHOBBTIOCATDLBIAATDAFRTTMSINGTBOV and being dragged back into the worst cliches. It really feels like there are two creative forces pulling this movie back and forth like some giant tug of war.

At the end of the day I spent more of the movie really just feeling bad for it because it was forced into this cage that it really shouldn't be, and that really did overshadow those moments where the charm and wit of the first movie shone through.

I kept thinking back on the movie as it was sold to me in the trailers, and really wanting that movie. There is a very very cool The Lost World sort of thing to be done here, where after being forced off the island by the mountain of food now covering, attempting to make some sort of life on the mainland, they start hearing rumours of something happening on the island. Nothing official, but mysterious rumours of things happening around the place where Swallow Falls used to be. So Flynt and the gang gear up and set out on a mission to figure out whats happening at thier old home. And it becomes much more of an adventure tale, discovering the island and the Foodimals, and then maybe having Flynt come to the conclusion that the machine needs to be shut down because they keep getting attacked and the last time the machine was set loose to run on it's own it almost killed them. But then along the way they discover that this place is amazing and the Foodimals are families, and Life Finds A Way and all that. It's not perfect and someone in a more cogent state of mind than myself at the moment could probably fill in the gaps a little better, but I would much rather watch that movie than one plagued by this ridiculous "Totally Not Apple" Evil Corporation and childhood hero wanting to destroy the paradise for his own gain thing.

So yeah, it's alright, when this movie is allowed to be itself it's very funny, there's some great absurd humour and jokes, but at the end of the day it's missing the cohesive originality and heart of the first one.

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