I knew it. Distorted Violin rocks.

Just going through my Igudesman and Joo annual phase

Yes, Yes it is. And I can't begin to understand how it works.

I mean you wouldn't be off piste - Vulfpeck are similarly talented muscians and make equally wonderful music.

A bad comparison, perhaps. But the level of video post just reminds me of...

Drink everytime I mention my hatred for gravel or I'm blown away by the scenary.

Another clip from that day with the wrong ND.

Pretty, but quickly turned into a ride that was a little more than I'm comfortable with - going down uber steep hills on this tall top heavy adventure bike o' mine.

(you can see some aberations when the ND messes with the stabilization but, 4k ftw)

Yeah I could cut this to be more exciting but who has time for that, so pretty much uncut clips

Enroute

If you ignore that I had an ND filter that was wrong and had to seriously handbrake the shit out of the 4k 60 HEVC codec so my 'craptop' didn't melt while editing it - and the sound is awful - and only vague memories of a factual event in time... watch.

So, ignore how it looks, sounds and the content, basically. More of an isnight into my internal monolugue when riding my bike.

Don't try and be eloquent when wrestling with the English coutryside, I've found

When you get out of the city it's lovely.

One of my bikes is named Dong. It's a chinese bike and I have a small obsession for cold war era misssiles and silos, so named it Dong - the chinese for missile. Knowingly for the silly jokes around 'riding a dong'.

My Triumph Tiger was going to be called GlaDOS, cos, this is a Triumph! But, the Tiger name prevailed and now its Tigger. Winnie the poo now public domain - unrelated.

I think the main problem I have with it is they've named it another Matrix colon 'R' word. I ain't ever gonna remember which one is which.

I can't see NPH saying 'nemesis' and not think of Captiain Hammer.

The IO?! What ever the real world bits were dull but that was a hang up of mine on the other sequals.

I didn't mind it as a watch once and forget it movie. People head-firsting out of sky scrpaers and face planting made me giggle, but yeah, that's what you would have them do.

The fight scenes were forgettable. The dialog, iffy. The plot, meh. Got a little bored at points and felt the movies lengh though I still enjoyed it. Not a classic though.

Overall, a bit of weird film, tonally, but would reccomend if they slimmed it down.

I misspelled Christmas on the end card which is pretty much a reflection of the level of mulled wine I imbibed