Well, a thing happened. I would like to think I helped us cope as we worked through a difficult time.
If anyone wants to add colors to match chatroom colors, be my guest, I can't be assed quite that much.
Andrew Boter Bugenis added David Carlson and Chris Walker
Andrew: i hereby call this FIYH withdrawal chat to order
You named the group FIYH Withdrawal.
David Carlson added Sébastien Fraud.
David Carlson added Tom Ellingsen.
David: SHOULD WE BE PANICKING??
Andrew: the last thing I saw in chat was Teague saying "stop killing people" and I can only assume my browser stopped refreshing chat before somebody said "challenge accepted" and now CALAMITY
Tom: What's up exactly?
Andrew: who knows, site's down and I'm just getting a default Apache Ubuntu landing page on the server (more than I was getting last night)
Sébastien: I asked Teague if Holden had finally signed that contract with the Dark One, and that I didn't appreciate my soul being bargained that way
Sébastien: ...apparently it's not that
Sébastien: Tom, did we actually invoke the Devil yesterday with our shenanigans?!
Sébastien: HOLY SHIT MESSENGER DOES ITALICS
Tom: I'm not sure.
David: Apparently I miss all the best parts of DiFChat
Andrew: yeah im always catching up after the fact, sigh
Sébastien: Nah it was a messenger thing
David: I guess the Nightwalkers are just more interesting
David: Your MOM was a messenger thing!
Sébastien: Hey, not fair!
Tom: Well he's not wrong
Tom: So when's the hyacinth sequel? [angel smilie that's crashing post]
David: Oh man, after my programming courses and the subsequent career change
David: Might start in a year. But that's assuming a lot. Point was to finish my first big project, and then be able to focus on a more lucrative one for a while
Andrew: "might start in a year"
Andrew: what about your dick?
Andrew: ok that's scratched the itch. off to work
You added Martin Lejeune.
Martin: They left us
Martin: They left us
Tom Ellingsen added Owen Ward.
Tom: I say we slit their throats in their sleep.
David: Why in their sleep?
Tom: It's cliché, but it works
David: So I have to be patient?
Tom: No, you live closer than I do. I commission you to the task.
David: ...see I feel like this is more incriminating on Messenger than in a private DiFChat
Andrew: I mean it's a plane ride for any of us. Might as well make a meet up out of it.
Tom: Well at that point I assume we'll all be too drunk to kill anyone. Which I'm also fine withb :'D
Andrew: Ironic it'd take the death of the forum, then, to bring us all together. For murder! How heartwarming. I can hear the score and smell the Oscar already.
Andrew: Tom, yeah, same rather than throat slitting it'd just be scathing burns. So, same as always, just vocally so.
David: A Death-Of-DiF suicide pact?
Tom: Haha yeah
Andrew: What no, a picnic.
Andrew: A DiFnic.
David: How do YOU do picnics?
David: Man I guess I have to post this here now
David: Guy creates a rubiks cube that solves itself. It's somehow cute.
Andrew: amusing and vaguely threatening right up unti it runs itself off the table
Owen Ward added Alex Byzet and Jimmy Brown.
Owen Ward added Kristofer Regan.
Sébastien: Y'all off your nuts.
Sébastien: Forum still down then?
Sébastien: I say we find David a title for Hyacinth 2. Dude's totally lacking imagination.
Owen: 2 Hyacinth 2 Disaster?
Tom: Hyacinth di2aster
Sébastien: Hyacinth 2: In Space, No O- yeah you're dead
Sébastien: I mean that's more of a tagline but I'm really looking to capture the spirit of it here
Sébastien: Hyacinth 2: Out of Control
Sébastien: ... I mean, you know.
Tom: Hyacinth 2: crews control
Sébastien: Hyacinth 2: feelin' blue
Sébastien: Wait no that's the porn parody
Tom: Hyacinth and the bouquet
Sébastien: Hyacinth: Saniss Is Not Done Yet
Andrew: Hahaha feelin blue
Tom: Hyacinth 2 : hyacinth harder
Andrew: So its a rainy, dreary day outside the bookstore, meaning it's a slow, quiet day inside. And I discovered that this manga is perfect for lunch break on a day like this
Andrew: Relaxing cooking manga about living with an oversized arachnid after the end of the world
Owen: I think I’d enjoy that
Tom: That's not how it works
Andrew: ... What.
Tom: So what he's saying is that godaddy just had a hard drive failure and had no backups?
Tom: That doesn't add up, as that'd probably kill the database too, which wouldn't give us a "it's working" message, right?
Andrew: How is that a thing. I know GD sucks but that's... Basic srudd
Andrew: Stuff *
Tom: Srudd indeed
Tom: If it is the case, I can probably imagine the site is down forever.
Sébastien: Site structure is probably stored locally by Holden or something, but the forum archive might be gone in that case yeah.
Tom: I wouldn't even begin to set it up again at that point.
Tom: Podcast stopped a while ago, it's novelty at this point ':(
Sébastien: Ah, we'll see. I'll ask Teague for news tomorrow
Sébastien: Remember Holden plays with powers we mortals cannot begin to fathom. We shall trust the Holden.
Sébastien: Silver lining, it got him to tweet about something else than baseball for once!
Sébastien: Boter you traitor!
Sébastien: Now my forum profile will "accide ntally" be gone too
Andrew: Totes GD's fault, yesiree, Holden would never, though clearly he has killed for less
Andrew: Hey at least knowing what's up, we know where we can hold that "picnic".
David: Well that's bullsharl
Chris: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH BOTER AND SANISS?!
Chris: AND WRITHYN.
Tom: We have altered them. Pray we do not alter them any further.
Andrew: AND BDA'S MOM
Owen: Wait, what about your dick?!?
David: Writhyn: We should just preface our comments thus so it feels more like home.
David: Writhyn: .....(ಥ﹏ಥ)
Andrew: Boter: stop I can only take so much at once, I mean I already did the - - - - - topic separator up there. Oh but also we should keep a character limit in mi
Jimmy: Wait... what is happening?
Tom: Aggressive negotiations c
Jimmy: Ah, ok, as you were.
Owen: Forum is down.
Owen: Everyone panics.
Owen: Holden working on it.
Owen: All caught up now
Jimmy: Yeah, I noticed it was down, I figured it would just be back up later, lol
Chris: BigDamnArtist: Also forum is down, GoDaddy might have lost all the backups? So site maybe not coming back up?
Chris: BigDamnArtist: Everybody panics.
Alex: Snail: The End is Nigh!!
Jimmy: Except me. I'm pretty chill.
Chris: BigDamnArtist: mean, I guess we were all kinda waiting for who the third death yesterday was gonna be, just wasn't expecting it to be the FIYH forum.
Jimmy: Ha. Also, aww. And I like that folk are typing their usernames.
Sébastien: Waaaay too lazy for that.
Jimmy: Who am I? I don't know.
Alex: Snail: we are our usernames.
Sébastien: People will just have to remember I'm Kibouchi.
Jimmy: I'm Teague.
Martin: I'm Teague and so is my wife.
Chris: tbf, I've never seen Martin and Teague in the same room. So puts on tinfoil hat
Sébastien: I've never seen you in any room.
Sébastien: You don't exist.
Jimmy: I've seen them on the same video call but that could have been faked.
Jimmy: Also, I said I'm Teague first... but it was a big fat lie. I'm Trey.
Jimmy: Oh wait, this means I posted that Rodney Dangerfield photo on the forums for nothing, nothing, I say!
David: Writhyn: Ich bin ein Teague
Tom: I'm dickweed, or whatever Owen's called these days.
Tom: main site is sort of back up
David: Writhyn: This is the most active the "chat box" has been in a while
Tom: Also easier to keep track of
David: Writhyn:...again, though, I feel less comfortable joking about a suicide picnic on Messenger
David: Writhyn: and where would I be without the friends in my head joking about suicide picnics?? I ask you!
Tom: I need the board back up so saniss can post the chat log we had yesterday
Jimmy: I am so out of the loop with these inside gags, lol. nobody's fault but my own, of course.
David: Hyacinth: Nor'easter
David: Writhyn: That was the working title for the sequel btw
Tom: Not to worry, we're still flying half a ship
Tom: Also boards are back up
Boter, formerly of TF.N as Boter and DarthArjuna. I like making movies and playing games, in one order or another.