251

(69 replies, posted in Episodes)

That's one of the reasons I have such deep respect for Calvin & Hobbes. That strip was often more topical and hard-edged than the editorials in the same newspaper, and he got his point across in a few panels and speech balloons. He focused more on human nature than the specific issue at hand, and as a result you can apply the strips he wrote during, say, an election season directly to the current debates and they work just as well. While rereading them, a lot of the strips feel like he had to have done them last week, not two decades ago.

<TANGENT="I'm so tired I fucking wrote this shit and realized later that it only barely makes sense. Left in for the lulz">

With comicbook movies, I think a lot of the problem stems from the fact that the comics themselves are often very poorly written. People who like comics would probably balk at the suggestion that "The dark knight returns" is actually a really poorly told story, but it really kinda is. Comic writers tend to be ham-fisted in the way they apply their messages, but I think that has a lot to do with the history and the desire that people have to recreate the things they loved from their own childhood. A lot of the modern writers are feeding off of the sort of comics they read when they were kids. 60's and 70's and 80's comics, for the most part. Many modern comics are kinda returning to that oddly dark 1980's - early 90's style of comics. Granted, I've not picked up an issue of anything in a few years now, so maybe things are changing.

But you know when Marvel starts up a new arm of the company dedicated to 'darker' themes, and the first word in the first book published under that new arm is "Fuck", you know that comics in general are heading into darkland. Superhero comics, at any rate. Modern comic stories focus more on the fucked up psychology of their characters than heroics. Or their fucked up "Jersey Shore" style relationships with other characters. There was a fucking incest subplot going on in one of the X- books for a while.

So when you try to make a movie out of this shit, there's two realities you have to face. 1) the people who read modern comics are going to want to see dark, gritty characters with scarred psyches battle their inner demons and 2) people who don't read comics expect to see something like the old Superman and the old Spiderman. Neither of the two audiences is really expecting to see much social commentary going on, aside from things like "Nazi's are bad" or "Discrimination is bad". You definitely can put heavy social commentary into a comicbook movie (V for vendetta, Watchmen, Superman 4) (no wait, forget Superman 4...), but it's most likely going to hurt the movie's acceptance level because of the whole "This should be escapist entertainment, not a real movie lolwtf" reaction.

I mean, this movie had like one ... poorly executed comment on the sort of big brother tracking shit that wireless devices and phones allow the government to do, and took a kinda oddly neutral stance about the idea, and people bitched about it in just about every review I read. I can't even tell what side of the issue the movie was on. Maybe that's why they're bitching? It doesn't clearly define it's stance on it? I dunno...

</TANGENT>

Point is, putting commentary into a comicbook movie is probably only going to piss people off, and that's going to defeat your commentary. It probably has a lot to do with the much younger and, let's face it, less... intellectual folks that are running out to buy tickets to see Green Lantern and Ghost Rider 2. I'm not saying they're dumb, but they say it themselves thusly: "Just turn your brain off and have fun"

Those people are going to have a strong negative reaction to social commentary...  in pretty much anything...

252

(11 replies, posted in Off Topic)

if you're morbidly curious enough to find a copy somewhere, I own and have read about half of an ET sequel novel called "ET: The Green Planet" which picks up immediately after ET's ship takes off. He goes to his planet and ... hangs out? ... talks to his weird talking 'pet' thing that is described as having a hundred or so tendrils that it walks on and can dig through dirt very well, apparently. He tries and fails several times to send Elliot brain messages that always miss and hit a radio or a TV or an arcade machine or whatever nearby and he never gets through...

I got halfway in and realized that there's literally no actual story going on by that point. You just meet a bunch of weird aliens who talk about how awesome their planet is cause of all the different types of plant life and shit. Whoever wrote it must have been stoned out of their minds...

As far as movies that were in the pipe but never got made... hmm...

Well, the Gladiator 2 script they mention in that article... That kinda already exists...  sorta...  in a comicbook form. There's a comic called "Mr. Blank" that's just about the most bad-ass action-comedy movie never made. It's got time travel, giant robot samurais, a big-ass zepplin, ninjabots, guys that are thousands of years old pretending to be businessmen, a clone of a guy with super powers, a mutant mime with super powers, a russian half-demon, a really smart alternate take on the christian theology, a nice puppy dog, a robotic copy of a clone of a guy, hover bikes and a really angry little german scientist guy.

And also some dude named "Sam". With moxie.

It's fucking awesome.

Tim Burton's Superman Lives? The guy was going to put nic cage into a translucent neon-glowing sparkle-suit (even redesigning the "S" symbol), have him fly around a dark... the concept art I've seen makes it look like some kind of cavern or something, but with sci-fi shit going on with the walls. Like an underground lair, but massive in scale. Fighting a giant spikey metal ball thing that was apparently supposed to be brainiac. The various concept art I've seen of the suit showed a variety of little doodads. Superman was rumored to employ some sort of firearm as well, like an arm doohickey that would shoot lasers or rockets or some such bullshit, tho that info isn't anywhere online that I can see. I swear to god there's an old issue of Wizard! Magazine that had an interview with someone who was talking about giving superman weapons and armor and shit.

It's the prequels I'm worried about. They're making two cabin fever prequels as we speak, and I've heard people whispering in hushed tones about a saw prequel and/or spinoff. I think Lionsgate misses getting a reliable $30 Million or so every October.

253

(69 replies, posted in Episodes)

254

(69 replies, posted in Episodes)

255

(69 replies, posted in Episodes)

I think the Joker character's entire motivation is amazing. Instead of just trying to kill people or kill batman or anything mundane like that, he's trying to just incite chaos. At least, that's what you think, but in reality he's trying to get other people to do it for him. He's trying to get other people to do his dirty work for him. He turns the cops and the people on batman, he tries to get people to kill that guy on TV, he tries to get cops to kill his hostages, and he eventually gets Dent to go from an uncompromisingly moral, upstanding person to a guy who can shoot an unarmed innocent in the back without even blinking.

And that performance had so much to do with Ledger that it's nuts. I kinda wonder what sort of Joker another actor would have come up with, but a lot of that shit is Ledger. The scene where he kills that batman wannabe guy was shot by Ledger with a camcorder. I bet the fear coming out of that dude was fairly legit.

I would also compare Nolan's style to Fincher's. I dunno about The Dark Knight, but if you were to swap those directors out on Social Network and The Prestige, you probably would have ended up with very similar movies. Not just in the emotional distance, but also the execution, the general pace, the overall performance direction and the visuals. I know that goes a bit deeper than just 'directing', but both directors' films are pretty consistent in those aspects. I think Fincher used to be more inclined to put neat camera/editing tricks in his flicks, but lately he's backed off of that somewhat. Fincher is, I think, more confident with the camera and tries more experimental things in that regard than most directors, but he doesn't go apeshit with it. Not often, anyway.

Nolan's films are more workmanlike with a bit of flair here and there. His early stuff was - I think - actually shot/staged a bit better. Insomnia is one of my favorite films in terms of cinematography, and Memento did some visually interesting stuff. I would also say that Nolan's stuff has a bit more 'feeling' to them. Sometimes while watching a Fincher film, I feel like it's some kind of weird experiment where the characters are in a terrarium, and Fincher's just kinda poking at them to see what they'll do. Cold in a way, but not in a bad way. Objective, I guess. Nolan's films mostly feel a bit warmer, tho again, Insomnia is exactly the same way. Fuckin...  If you walked up to me and told me that Fincher had ghost-directed Insomnia, I would totally be able to buy that.

I might be the only person who doesn't hate the growly batman voice. Not really sure what else they could have done, really. Put on a Batman suit and affect your voice so people who know you won't recognize you. Your first instinct isn't going to be to pull an Elmo voice. It'll be to go lower. They may have gone too far, but it doesn't bother me so much. Same with Bane in the new trailer. I understood everything he said in the trailer, and I thought the vocal effect was cool as hell.

EDIT:

@MasterZap: You have a point with Dent's flip from not crazy to crazy being a bit sudden, but they do give him some interesting traits that lend themselves to his eventual... going overboard. He doesn't really turn 'evil' so much as he becomes something of a perverted batman himself. He's going after people he thinks are bad. He kills some dirty cops and a gangster. The ends justify the means, and people are guilty until proven innocent. He turns his back on the principles that he followed up to that point - the principles he believed got his fiance killed and him horribly fucked up.

Maybe not the best cause or reaction, but it's WAY better than most of the other two-face stories ever done, especially as far as origins go. In the comic and third film from the last series, Dent gets some acid thrown on his face, and he just goes nuts for some reason. I don't read a hell of a lot of comics, but I've read more batman than any other superhero book, and this is the best two-face story I've ever seen.

And I totally forgot about the cell phone radar thing. That and the 'spying on people is bad, but just this once is OK' thing at the end felt really wrong to me as well. It's like they were trying to make a statement about something and then they immediately undermined that statement.

256

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

1) I just wanted to say that I love the word "moxie".
2) that link is good, and there should be a much larger collection of that sort of thing.

I hope to god my friend never decides to upload to youtube the videos we made when we were in highschool. I would probably hyperventilate myself into an aneurism if that were to happen...

258

(2,061 replies, posted in Episodes)

I coulda swore they recorded something for it, but it's not on the list on the site. Maybe it's one of the ones the laptop ate?

259

(2,061 replies, posted in Episodes)

Source Code. Dear lord do Source Code.

260

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I shall have to pick this one up. I hope his book is more entertaining than his movies, tho.

262

(46 replies, posted in Episodes)

263

(85 replies, posted in Off Topic)

264

(3 replies, posted in Off Topic)

265

(45 replies, posted in Off Topic)

266

(46 replies, posted in Episodes)

As Hamill is the best Joker.

And I would place Ledger second. Face it. When you read a batman comic, in your head you use the voices of Conroy and Hamill in those roles. That show was and is the best adaptation of batman there has ever been, and ever likely will be. I wish it would just start back up again.

267

(8 replies, posted in Off Topic)

268

(14 replies, posted in Off Topic)

If you're making a movie where the main story element is as silly as "Nazis go to the moon, develop crazy weapons, build a massive army and then return in 70 years", trying to take it seriously will end up breaking your movie. In my opinion, at least.

Super Mario Bros.

This movie will be seen by me in a theater.

269

(80 replies, posted in Off Topic)

If I sign up for this and join your group, does that mean I can sue you when I have a heart attack in two weeks?

270

(7 replies, posted in Creations)

271

(17 replies, posted in Episodes)

I quite liked this flick and the commentary. When they released the little clip at comicon where Nic Cage shoots hitgirl, you could tell that people were like "WTF!? I have to go see this movie now!" where before it had Nic Cage in it and people were kinda put off a bit.

Overall, tho, I liked the movie a lot, but it felt a bit off for me in some sections. I wasn't feeling the kid who played Red Mist at all, so any scene with him in it died. I also was pretty unaware of the fact that they were hanging out in a comic shop throughout most of the movie. There are a couple shots of the backissue bin thing early on and at the end, but most of the time it didn't feel like any comic shop I've ever been in. Like, the windows weren't plastered over with ads and posters and shit, there weren't racks all over the god damn place filled with toys and comics and shit, it was all clean and nice looking. It looked like a coffee shop that happened to have some comics in the back. There weren't even any annoying loud dudes playing D&D or anything. What the hell, man? You're a comic book movie, you should know what the inside of a comic shop feels like!

Aside from that, I liked it a lot.

272

(35 replies, posted in Creations)

I had been working on a much sadder painting of hobbes in a cardboard box in an attic surrounded by photos of Calvin having grown into his teens, graduating, adulthood, etc along with a tagline that would have read something like "I miss you so much". I just wanted the strip to go on forever.

It was so fucking sad I couldn't actually finish it, and that was like two computers ago so it's been lost to the digital gods now. These are much more happy and better.

273

(45 replies, posted in Off Topic)

274

(198 replies, posted in Episodes)

I think an intermission about adaptations would be swell as well. As far as whose fault it is when they bomb, I tend to think that 50% of the time, the thing being adapted just isn't the sort of stuff that would make for a good movie, and the additional 50% of the failures you can chalk up to bad writing and/or studios altering the stories to try to make them more 'mainstream'. I always thought that was funny, considering that most of the time they were adapting them because they were already popular.

275

(16 replies, posted in Off Topic)