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BUT THEY ARE LIKE STANDING ON THE GOD DAMNED RACING VEHICLE

WHY ARE WE ACTING LIKE THIS ISN'T AN EMERGENCY

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[starting at about 0:30]:

"what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

TIL

JFC

etc.



EDIT: OKAY NOW DO IT WITH BOBSLEDS

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By the way? Watch that fucking blocking. Watch how the camera moves and the actors move.

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I never said I was smart.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/LkZ7SsF7RPkWsoO2lS/giphy.gif

I was actually just watching scenes from MR last night; Cloe and I were gonna give it a rewatch anyway.

(Obviously, my role will be to shut up and let the experts talk, but.)

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Another way they do it is have the choir start standing in the audience and then walk backwards out of the hall.

...

Right? I know.

Our friend Mr. Ruger has some fun points on this topic; he introduced me to the score for The Matrix, for instance, where one of the key instruments is a waterphone.

(The Matrix actually makes several really interesting and, generally, pretty original sonic choices; frankly, I probably wouldn't even start with the waterphone, in the broader context of 'the sound of The Matrix' — I'd start with the saw-blade fanning-horn thing that happens when one horn chord fades into a dissonant-adjacent horn chord, and then talk about the highly-integrated handoff between concert-style and techno music [who said anything about Daft Punk and TRON?], and maybe the... look, we're not talking about this shit here, I'll shut up.)

If I recall correctly [from Alex's schpiel], when the composer says "this piece of music requires a fucking anvil to be hit with a fucking hammer," The Way Things Work is... they write it down in notation and write "Anvil Player" at the top of the sheet; if a notation doesn't exist, they invent it right then, and in any case, the thing that happens is they write down what someone is supposed to do with that anvil, because that's the composer's prerogative and it's the composer's art form. (T'was, anyway.)

An example from my own recollection might be the artillery sounds meant to be heard in the 1812 Overture. ("Meant" may be a strong word, but it's not something I'm making up.) You know this symphony; this part right here is the finale. Right where you think there should be a huge boom, and every time you think that — "buh-nuh nuh-nuh NUH-nuh nuh-nuh NAHH! NAHH! NAHH!" BOOM; repeat — the point is, the Russians are blowing up their own cities to spite the invading Napoleonic army. This "celebratory" musical vibe, which you've known your entire life — and which is celebratory, despite the following — is literally happening in the same context as, like, Rage Against The Machine screaming "FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME." It's, like, psychotically making a final stand in an apparently-doomed fight to kill yourself before your enemy can kill you...

...and, in the case of the Russians in 1812, it worked. Ask me about Napoleon's retreat sometime. It's a schpiel.

(Never get involved in a land war in Asia.)

Anyway: Cannons! Artillery! When performed outdoors, anyway [ — if ever]. If I'm not mistaken, sometimes they even get local churches to ring their bells at certain points. It's a whole thing.

And it's in the score.

Music is cool.


Disclaimer: I could have been wrong about all of this — and if I was, what's changed since Down in Front, right?

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1:45

*grin*

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Intrigued. Fucking intrigued.

Prediction-wise, I can see it goin' either way. I hope it's as good as seems possible, 'cuz that would be quite good.

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*owen-wilson-wow*

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*squint*

Standby. This is intriguing, but I've got shit to deal with. I can't go tempting myself with AIM-crack right now.

EDIT: But thank you for this information. I intend to come back to it.

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Whoa. That sounds awesome! I didn't realize there had been a new evolution in the [[Skype-like]] social space.

...

Man, I love being in the loop.

(I fucking hate the internet sometimes.)

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*writes down 'Moulin Rouge'*

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I don't really know what Discord... is.

...

But I do like URLs that vaguely resemble my name.

So.

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Gorgeous.

Also, the engineering. The micing on the instruments. The mix.

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How's training?

I did not deliberately wait to listen to this until right after Trump was aquitted.

I did that by accident.

These things are unrelated, and they don't make sense together, it's random — but it still made me feel moods.



So.



Your fault now.



Or something. I guess. I don't know. Look, I felt the profound witheringness, okay? I felt removed-from. Moods!

(But, seriously... this was a lovely performance. I wasn't familiar with the song; I like it a lot. Thanks for sharing.)

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God that looks slick.

You're doing so good on this, man.

I am unforgivably guilty of massively under-replying to this thread. I have been watching. I have just not been commenting. I am ashamed. Rightfully, I should be saying much more about what's going on in this thread.

But for now, here's what I've got:

Regan wrote:

I spent far too long making a Gummi Bears karaoke song.

I motherfucking love this.

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oh my god this is so cool

Dumb, minor comment: The finished peg looks great!

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LatinAlice wrote:

There are few things quite as wonderful to observe as someone watching The Princess Bride for the first time.

THANK YOU. SO MUCH. FOR THAT LINK.

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My god. He's returned.

How's life?

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Awesome post.

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Ooooh!

*pokes head in*

*decides to keep powder dry*

*pulls head out*

Regan wrote:

Sloppy piano aside.... Merry Crimbob.

I liked every chord in this video.