Favourites (off the top of my head): Alexander Nevsky by Prokofiev, Star Trek: the Motion Picture by Goldsmith, Airplane! by Elmer Bernstein.

Don't really have a least favourite, but if I have to pick one, I throw out Avatar by Horner, mainly for its flagrant lack of originality, even by Horner's low, low standards.

Does Donna Noble's story in Doctor Who fit this? Her story starts as she's happily walking up the aisle on her wedding day, but ends with her having literally no knowledge of all the heroic things she does with the Doctor, on pain of her own death, even though the people closest to her do know, but can't tell her.

Not so much cool as funny, and possibly informative, if you're thinking of signing up with a record label.

Your Name Here

Sync

I appreciate the sentiment, but German women speaking German isn't the same to me as German women speaking English. Possibly because, since I understand German, this just sounds to me like 'language' rather than 'interestingly accented language'.

Camera mounted on a hula hoop, then taken for a spin.

Hey, Teague, can I have a pony?

[makes doe eyes at Zarban]

The Wizard of O

Fantasy about the erotic awakening of Dorothy from Kansass, who goes on a colourful journey to meet the Wizard of O, and find out that there's no state like boned. On the way, she seduces the Cowardly Linguan (who wishes he had the courage to lick things), the Stare Crow (who just wants to watch) and the Twin Man (who comes and goes at the same time). Featuring the return of Pia Zadora as the Frigid Bitch of the East, and William Shatner as the voice of Dorothy's talking dildo.

Paul Rudd to star in remake of The Princess Bride.

Doctor Ho

Reality show that follows the ins and outs of Dr Lance Boyle, a gynaecologist to porn stars in Los Angeles. Quite possibly presented by Ron Jeremy.

2 Angry Men

Henry Fonda and Lee J Cobb get into a bar brawl every night for a week after each day of jury duty on a case involving the theft of eleven spatulas from a Piggly-Wiggly.

Once Upon a Tim in the West

Timothy Geithner is kidnapped by a band of Tea Partiers, taken to Las Vegas, strapped to a huge roulette wheel and spun around until everybody gets tax cuts and their own personal tiger. Starring Billy Crudup as Timothy Geithner, Morgan Freeman as The President, and John Malkovich as Michelle Bachmann.