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(54 replies, posted in Episodes)

Whoa.

...

...

Sorry. I swear that was unintentional.

I just realized that this thread will quickly become very meta.

My body is ready.

In light of recent charming shenanigans in the chat and Sad Max thread, I have decided that we are big idiots.

There are so many musical people (and people with musical intent) on this board that it's almost a shame to let it go to waste, simply because nobody said we shouldn't. Fuck it: I say we should! Let's try a thread for karaoke!

...

Oh god!

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Disclaimer:

Everybody in this thread solemly swears to only post cover performances which — and this is mandatory — they could probably do a better job of performing, if they just tried harder, or practiced more. There shall be no perfection allowed in this thread. Everybody's context for every performance shall begin and end with: "well, by fiat, all of us are off the hook for judgment, so... let's just see what fun can be had with this." Loose, goofy, campy, or serious; all are equally valid. This thread is intended to be a weird way for us to express ourselves, in highly dorky fashion; it is not intended to be a singing contest. [If we actually did a singing contest, the winner would obviously be Regan.] [I don't know who would win, of course; I just wanted Regan to bust a gut.] [Well. Okay. Poor choice of words.] ['Inside' jokes!] [*bang*]

Look, just sing sumthin,' will ya?

Alright?

(Obviously, the privacy on most of the videos we'll post in this thread will be set to 'unlisted.' ...'cuz, duh.)

(If you don't know how to record a video like this, the software you're looking for is 'OBS.' To the Google!)

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(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I'm just here to thoroughly approve of Boter's "Big 24" joke.

355

(255 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Yarp. I'll have what she's having.

*poychase*

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(209 replies, posted in Creations)

HenryChM wrote:

Decided to bust out the guitar and see which songs I could still play without looking up the lyrics, so here's a quick-and-dirty rendition of Who's There:

Video link

Hopefully that link should work, I'm rusty in the ways of forum-fu.

Update: Also gave Literally a crack, but didn't quite remember it as well as I thought I did.
Linkity Clinkity


Oh thank god.

Finally.

Someone who can teach me how to play a G-minor on the guitar!

I kid.



(...)

(I don't: Open-Em; open-Am; fake-open-Bm-where-it's-just-an-open-Em-without-the-lower-finger; fake-Cm-where-it's-just-an-index-finger-barring-the-bottom-four-strings-on-the-fifth-fret — these are my minor chords. I've got no zesty minor chords, on this instrument. It's such a drag. I'm living in a world of C [to Am] and G [to Em] for everything, with nuthin' but a capo and a dream. ...and stubby fingers. ...and excuses.)

(Fourteen damn years, Miguel: I've been playing guitar, poorly, for fourteen damn years — and I'm still workin' on that G-minor.)

(Oh, and F-minor! You can do so much fun stuff in the C-major universe with the occasional F-minor to darken the fourth! Like: C, G, Am, F... F-minor. Aw! It wilted! It changed flavor at the end! It's zesty! I'm zestrupt.)

(I do kid, though: Nobody but myself can teach my ass how to play a G-minor on this shit. It's a whole force-journey thing. I have to go to Dagobah, fight my father in a cave, have him turn out to be me by the end, freak out about it, and then start actually practicing barre chords like a person. There's a whole process.)

(...)



Anyway.

I loved this: Lovely performance; lovely accompaniment; one of my favorite tunes to be reminded of (which I can't remember hearing another cover of, off the top of my head — I'm so sorry if I'm forgetting somebody); total flattery that anybody in the world is still walking around with these songs in their head; total gratitude that you'd share it and brighten my day, which was otherwise shaping up to be... pretty dark, if I'm honest. This was a really good day to post this. It helped. smile

Thanks so much for sharing — and, fwiw, I downloaded a copy for safekeeping on my end.

How long have you been playing guitar for, anyway?



(...)

(Fifteen years, right? Please tell me it's 'fifteen years.')

(This has been a joke.)

(So I've decided to invent my own jazz-solo grammar for the usage of parentheses. It's a work in progress. So?)

(...)



Thanks again, mang.

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(255 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Abbie wrote:

[orson-welles]

Somehow I missed this, and I love it.

Saniss wrote:

[worst-journey-in-the-world]

Oh man, this looks awesome. If you're looking for more in the same category (while, probably, also being a bit easier to read), a couple years ago I really enjoyed — well, you know: it's harrowing as fuck, but, that's what happens when you sail a pirate ship to Hoth in the 19th century — "Resolute: The Epic Search for the Northwest Passage and John Franklin, and the Discovery of the Queen's Ghost Ship." It's a several-similar-histories-in-one-anthology book about various attempts to get across the top of the world; find the northwest passage; find the magnetic pole; find a bunch of previously-lost missions before survivors are dead, etc.. (Plus, just a week or two ago, we randomly unearthed one of the missing most-famous ships from this book. History is all around us. Etc..)

If you're looking for something else, farther afield, in that same category — namely: "god humans will just not take a hint about their impossible old-timey conquests against nature; and yet, eventually, it worked" — I'd suggest reading-and-then-deciding-to-skim-because-jesus-christ-david-get-an-editor "The Path Between the Seas: The Creation of the Panama Canal, 1870-1914." Spoiler alert: That particular task turns out to be about as difficult as climbing a mile of greased rope. ...and, also, really deadly, for many people involved, for various reasons inherent to the aforenamed category. We figured out how to do the thing, eventually, but... god damn.

You would probably also enjoy "The Measure of All Things," because that book contains all of these same qualities (except widespread death, I guess), and yet — unlike 'Panama' — in the end, this time, the French actually finish the damn thing! Zing-bang! Wocka-wocka-wocka! Stereotypical jokemaking! Anyway, 'Measure' is about the guys responsible for the metric system — so, not much ice-sailing, but — another arduous, old-timey, staggering task.

'Resolute' is a quick read; 'Measure' is a bit denser, f'ya ask me; 'Panama' is like an old man's version of Goblet of Fire, but with only about an Azkaban's-worth of good reading in there, in my opinion. (You'll 'feel it' when it drags, and realize when to move forward a bit. You'll be 15% more confused this way, but 40% happier. It's worth it.)

(PS: On the previous point: It occurs to me that my attitude probably borders on heresy for certain other readers in the world. Welp: Hi, I'm Teague. I read a lot of books. I have just as much authority as any other reader — and with that authority, I give anybody on Earth permission, for the rest of their lives, to just drop (or skip-ahead in) whatever book they're reading, whenever it becomes a slog. Your overall reading habit is much more important than your finishing this book; never make yourself hate the time you spend reading, due to some misplaced sense of completionism. Unless you are studying for something — or you're Abbie, and this is your job, somehow, impossibly — just... always read stuff you enjoy. There will always be something else to go and immediately enjoy reading. You're allowed to stop hanging-out with a book in the same way (and for many of the same reasons) you might stop hanging-out with a person; and anyway, you can give the relationship another try, later, if you wanna re-test old waters. Life is too short to turn 'reading experiences' into 'obligations-to-self' — at least, in my book.)

(Puns. End on puns. Nobody likes it when you do that, which makes it good for them. Puns build character, right?)

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(169 replies, posted in Episodes)

bgii wrote:

There haven't been any new ideas introduced in the movies since ESB.

Double-bladed lightsaber.

Ha!

...

No, but, seriously:

bgii wrote:

There haven't been any new ideas introduced in the movies since ESB.

*obama-thumbs-up.gif*

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(169 replies, posted in Episodes)

♫♫

Sifa Dyas Sifa Dyas

Si
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♫♫

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(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Well, there's also the phenomenon of going back to old episodes of How I Met Your Mother or whatever and seeing modern product placement VFX'd into the scene.

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(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

*checks Wiki*

Hm.

Looks like season four is new; seasons one-through-three are old.

TIL.

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(24 replies, posted in Creations)

All looks rad. The cars definitely almost evoke the Haunted Mansion, without getting particularly close.

And the face is great. (I know that sounds weird, but... y'know. It's a mesh.)

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(169 replies, posted in Episodes)

(BDA: Yeah, I wasn't perfectly clear, and I was speaking in absolutes when I should have been more circumspect. Spec-hits definitely can be located on the bottom half of the lens area, generally... but, if so [and even in your screengrab], it doesn't center itself within the wall of the iris [like in the poster]; it centers on the edge of the lens, between the iris and the eyeball. Broadly speaking, 'reflecty stuff' trends toward the middle of the eye.)

(For the same reason most of the store trends toward 'the middle' of a big convex wide-angle mirror, actually.)

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(169 replies, posted in Episodes)

I'm a bit late to the party on this, but I had some fun fiddling with the poster in Photoshop. The point isn't to have made this a good poster, really — the point was mostly just to walk through the types of things I notice about the poster, and the resulting image is the end of that conversation, not the end-result of... you know. Effort.

Anyway, in the spoiler box, you'll see where it ended up, and also the walkthrough of what-I-did-and-why.

SPOILER Show
https://i.imgur.com/r0wUoyi.jpg

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(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

bgii2000 wrote:

He's not just doing slight of hand

Certainly not. (There are actually mechanisms to be spotted during the routine, he said, trying to avoid spoilers.)

He is good, though. Really good. There's a shitload of skill on that stage.

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(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

[Aimed at Regan and also the generally-unitiated.]

I love the whole album [YouTube], but I'm not always in the mood for the whole album: it has a pleasantly-consistent texture, which ties the whole thing together, but it does kind of vacillate between two vibes: 'throbbing goth-pop paranoia,' as heard in the singles — which: all day, Billie — and 'soulful introspective melodic-pop ballad,' for the deeper cuts. The calmer stuff consists entirely of better-than-'filler'-quality songs, and she sounds great singing them... but, I'm just too enamored by the intensity [and construction] of the first vibe for me to consider the second vibe totally equal — so. Look: Listen to the album, folks. It's all good. I'm just sayin.'

(And it's intentional. The album is about fear, and the waxing and waning of her bravado is an aspect of that.)

(And to be clear: Vibe Two is good. Several songs that I love don't even show up until the top half of Vibe Two.)

Anyway.

I do have favorites, and I'm interested to learn my own personal ranking of them — so, in order, as of now:

(Vibe One)

(01) — [t06] — "bury a friend"
(02) — [t02] — "bad guy"
(03) — [t04] — "you should see me in a crown"
(04) — [t09] — "my strange addiction"

(Vibe Two)

(05) — [t10] — "wish you were gay"
(06) — [t14] — "goodbye"
(07) — [t05] — "all the good girls go to hell"
(08) — [t11] — "ilomilo"
(09) — [t03] — "xanny"
(10) — [t07] — "when the party's over"
(11) — [t13] — "i love you"
(12) — [t12] — "listen before I go"
(13) — [t08] — "8"
(14) — [t01] — "!!!!!!!" {interlude}

(For what it's worth: Don't make a ranking like this for yourself unless you'd actually want to. I was just bored.)

I've still got plenty to say about plenty of these songs, as well as the album in general... but, I'll leave the topic 'here' for now, just in case anybody else wants to hop onboard in the meantime. I'm stoked about Billie Eilish.

In any case, and most importantly: Homegirl was born two months after 9/11 — so, you're old.

Yo, you think it's embarrassing having other people hear the shit I* said? Try having the voice that said that shit.

It can be the stuff of nightmares listening back to some of these episodes, man.

*shudder*

Ugh. Never do a podcast before your pre-frontal cortex has finished cookin,' okay? Good lord. Blanket mea culpa.

Anyway. I'm quite sorry for many comments, in general... but, specifically in y'all's cases, I'm actually not sorry, because these anecdotes are funny and y'all should know better by now than to trust us in front of strangers. big_smile

(Also, Jdubs: I had to disassemble the island in the kitchen a couple months ago [which you had a hand in building, or at least witnessed the building of, or something], 'cuz we finally moved out of that apartment and it was never meant to be an actually-permanent fixture. Anyway. I thought of you when it was breaking in half. tongue)


* I don't know whether the Fincher thing was a quote from me**, but I'm only able to speak for my own shame.


** ...but, I mean: yeah, probably.

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(12 replies, posted in Movie Stuff)

smile

That sounds fuckin' rad.

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(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Regan wrote:

I quite like that there Billie Eilish

I've got that album on repeat right now.

That is very good.

(I mean, 'tell it to Fincher,' but.)

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(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Both posts.

Both of them.

Both are so good.

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(449 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that looks rather like a fucking movie.

Mmf.

I can't believe this thing just flared up, got that intense, and, now, is just... slowly going away.

Life is weird.

So, are you roughly 'normal,' at this point, in terms of your overall well-being, or is it still a big daily challenge?

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(13 replies, posted in Movie Stuff)

I have little to contribute, 'cuz obviously I've seen all of 'em, so...

Abbie: Thanks.

Owen: You're welcome.

Faldor: I don't recall saying the thing you said... but, if I had to guess, I'd imagine I meant something along the lines of 'fans won't necessarily not-listen to episodes just because they haven't seen the movie' — thinking of examples like 'Twilight.' Like, it's not that they'll listen to all of the episodes... just that all of the episodes are philosophically 'fair game.' ...I guess. I dunno. Prank caller!

Owen: I'm so happy. If anything surprised you about that movie — big or small, really — I'm all ears.

Marty: I'd love to hear more about your neurological thing. (I've been researching brain-and-nerves-stuff lately.)

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(449 replies, posted in Off Topic)

This should be the new level of plane-related discourse on this forum.