Your mom's a moisture vaporator.

Yeah. I think I'm gonna read the books.

There's a special place in hell for people who do this kind of stuff with their pets. I don't care how much Grumpy Cat's owner says she takes special care of her. It's an animal, goddamit. Not an art piece.

A'ight, peeps, convince me I should watch this episode.

It seems to me that whatever happens on screen can't get me excited this season. The only thing I retain from The Caretaker was Clara's character being all over the place and silly, unrealistic interactions. The pacing was better, but the plot wasn't even that interesting.

Am I growing tired of Doctor Who? Or is there indeed something really wrong with series 8? Even the Doctor doesn't feel right. Capaldi's capability is there, I can feel it, but the script is forbidding it to show. This is frustrating.

I finally saw Noah and I was very pleasantly surprised by it. I'm not allergic to religious themes as most atheists are (well, at least that's my guess), but I think I was expecting the whole movie to be what its first 30 minutes were. I kept telling myself that it would only be one of those movies I can use for visual references (kinda like Prometheus, which sometimes reminds me how much a movie can appeal to you with its visuals and still make you hate its guts).

Yet the movie slowly revealed its much more psychological side, getting away from a strictly religious viewpoint and inviting me to consider the human aspects of it all, which Doc Sub has already described much better than I possibly could. That led to a very interesting second half of the movie which actually emotionally hooked me. Russell Crowe's brilliant acting made it memorable, but the real praise has to go to Emma Watson, who revealed her potential in such a serious role.

The movie is beautiful, too. Icelandic landscapes? Couldn't ask for more. The CG is most of the time very easy to spot, but is on par with the surreal look the movie has.

Aronofsky told me a Biblical story, and I rather loved it. Way to go, Darren.