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(44 replies, posted in Off Topic)

The live action stuff pretty much breaks the story. It succeeds in being funny and heartwarming, but destroys the stakes and changes the conflict. It could have worked (better) tho if Dad decided to role play Lord Business WITH Son, and we dive back into the story, conflict intact. Then no silly "You're special, Lord Business" speech fom Emmet, and Lord Business is defeated fair and square, with over-the-top, defeated-maniac dialog from Farrell.

427

(29 replies, posted in Off Topic)

This thread should've been called "Best sports movies". That would've kept him out.

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(44 replies, posted in Off Topic)

This was a lot of fun, altho absolutely frenetic and a bit rambling. Will Ferrel is hilarious, but the whole cast does a great job.

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(373 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Worse, to propose that evolution is false requires that you believe not only that God created animals as they are, but that he obscured all evidence of that creation by laying an incredibly elaborate false trail that makes it look like they evolved.

Not only are there vast arrays of fossils that suggest a transition between land animals and whales, between apes and humans, and between dinosaurs and birds, but, as Nye pointed out, there are no kangaroo fossils between Mt Ararat and Australia.

Simple evidence of breeding demonstrates that animals can change over time. And fitting all the "kinds" of animals into Noah's Ark requires there not be too many, so most creationists admit that the millions of species "bred out of" thousands of "kinds" on the ark. (They talk about this as "micro-evolution" but speciation IS evolution.)

And to explain the distribution of marsupials, you have to admit that North America and Australia were once connected, which means you have to accept continental drift. Pretty soon, you're agreeing to almost all of evolution and almost all of geology and just trying to cram it all into a couple of thousand years after the Great Flood (an event that geology does not support). And for some reason the Babylonians, Chinese, and Egyptians didn't record any of it.

Here is someone doing just that.
http://books.google.com/books?id=vvjcye … mp;f=false

The author is essentially saying that God created a world that looked like Pangaea, populated by proto-animals like primitive marsupials (and also dinosaurs). These dispersed after the Great Flood and evolved into the animals we see today, meaning the proto-animals (including dinosaurs) went extinct because they were less fit. That's so close to admitting to all of evolutionary and geological science that it's baffling.

More important: I WANT THAT TO BE THE NOAH'S ARK MOVIE, RUSSEL CROWE. I want to see Pangaea from space and see the ark fill up with a cave bears, giant sloths, wallaby-roos, toothed platypuses, eohippuses, mammoths, T-rexes, brachiosaurs, archeopteryxes, land whales, and saber-toothed cats. THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.

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(373 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Withkittens wrote:

"Because Science is a 'theory' - not testable, observable, nor repeatable."

Ugh. She basically defines the whole god damn point of science, and then says it isn't science. In order for a theory to be accepted, it has to be tested, repeated, and observed to the point of redundancy.

Exactly. And a scientific theory like evolution IS testable, observable, and repeatable. Otherwise it would just be a hypothesis. (This is, to be sure, more a problem of the language of science than anything else. Scientists should agree on a new word, like "principle" or "theorem", that doesn't clash with the common definition.)

Specifically, when you examine fossils, you can directly observe traits that you can describe, categorize, and compare with other examples, both extinct and living. You can then hypothesize the function of those traits and the relationships between the examples. That allows you to predict the discovery of other fossils that reinforce your hypothesis. And you can test that hypothesis by finding other examples to support or falsify it. And, very importantly, others can duplicate your work by finding similar fossils, making the same observations, and doing the same tests.

None of this is possible to do with angels.

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http://www.zarban.com/pics/europeans.jpg

I'm familiar with some of these--Red Green, KITH, SCTV--and liked them a lot. I stumbled on the Trailer Park Boys Movie and found it hilarious. I'd even throw in You Can't Do That On Television, which I found smart and charming as a teen.

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(431 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Yeah, when your meat options are severely restricted by isolation or war, even canned spiced ham can become a treasured treat. It goes the other way, too. Things that Hawaiians take for granted seem exotic to us: hula, volcanoes, human sacrifice, etc.

Ron is almost never nice to Hermione. He's rarely even a good friend; we mostly see him jealous of Harry and Hermione's successes. And the few times he tastes success himself he's kind of insufferable. Hermione is almost never anything but frustrated with him.

Me.

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(15 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Damn.

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(40 replies, posted in Episodes)

I listened to this ep the other day. Lots of fun. My feelings are pretty much the same. There's so much to like about this movie, and then the ending just goes to hell. Not only is the time travel stuff stupid, there's no conflict. Lex Luthor has no reason at all to contact Superman in the first place. It's crazy. The writers just have these two completely separate stories going at the same time and then mash them together for no reason in the third act because, hey, something's got to come to a climax.

Ugh. That guy got lucky and then big-headed and now sucks so much he's probably only making $1 million a picture. HAHAHAHha ha... ha..... *laughter becomes tears*

*tears become rain*
*fades into nonexistence as a force of nature*
*passes into legend*
*becomes subject of terrible M Night Shyamalan movie*

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(2,068 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I really liked that Drew Struzan doc, altho it didn't have much to say beyond "This guy is pretty awesome."

I watched The Professionals yesterday, the 1966 cowboys-across-the-border adventure with Lee Marvin and a bunch of other old dudes rescuing a girl (so basically The Expendables before The Expendables). Good fun with some stand out work by Marvin and Burt Lancaster and stand out body parts by Claudia Cardinale. (Joking aside, the two female characters had way more to do than in most action movies.)

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(2,068 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I feel like that's a very common thing in short films these days. It's possible to do amazing things with effects, which leads nerds to create sci-fi and fantasy worlds for their film but with no time to explain anything about them.

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(12 replies, posted in Creations)

I lurved it. It made me larf.

442

(5 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Meh. It seems to me that the pilot season gets a lot of free advertising. Cable shows don't benefit from that and so have to create their own buzz, which I suspect is pretty expensive.

But I fully agree that pilots shouldn't be rushed. That's just dumb.

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(2,068 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I didn't care much for Drive. I don't get the love.

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(431 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Lupinpatronus wrote:

Hi! I'm Michael Harle.

WELCOME!

I don't have anything more to add to that, so here is a picture of me doing a handstand.
http://static.tumblr.com/jrjzo5o/oiMm24qg2/trang2.jpg

My hair was longer then.

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(2,068 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Just watched Jack Reacher. I haven't read any of the books.

This was good fun, but wow what a throwback. It's really well made and feels like a solid thriller, and then the villain walks in, and I slowly realize that this is basically an early 90s action movie in disguise, dialog and all. The taglines write themselves: "He's a loner, a drifter, a legend! Nobody messes with Jack Reacher! When they crossed him, they crossed the wrong man! They thought they'd get away with it. They thought wrong!" There was even a real moment that I thought it was going to turn into Tango & Cash. If it had starred Duane Johnson, as it should have, it would have been both better and worse. Worse in overall artistic quality, and better in being funnier and more entertaining.

Make no mistake: Tom Cruise is as likable as ever (at 51, it's time for him to be in RED 3, as a character Bruce Willis insists on calling "The Kid") but he remains a bit awkward with tough-guy dialog and humor. Rosamund Pike is fine as a hair and cleavage delivery mechanism.

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(87 replies, posted in Off Topic)

AshDigital wrote:

Eyes Wide Shut
http://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1480649_664821686890405_2144245283_n.jpg

Hitchcock would be proud.

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(64 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Drew wins, but it was a bit of a trick question because the photographer is pregnant, so I'm afraid that negates any wagers.

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(64 replies, posted in Off Topic)

A quiz....

One niece, recently out of college and needing to get her car fixed, got $500.

Her sister, a married part-time photographer, got $100 and a hard drive loaded with family photos (digital from the last few years as well as old photos that were scanned).

Which one cried that she was less loved?

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(373 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Back on topic:

These nuns, observed Cardinal Cabot,
Are too friendly, he said to the abbot
  There's nothing amiss
  With a celibate kiss
But they shouldn't get into the habit

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Jimmy B wrote:

Damn it, Zarban!

There once was a magician called Blunt
Who could pull rabbits out of her c**t
She almost broke her back
When she yanked from her crack
A bunny the size of Linda Hunt

The version I wrote long ago is this:

A female magician named Blunt
Was all her spectators could want
  She could reach down and snare
  A rather large hare
From her perfectly clean-shaven cunt