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Also, fine. If none of the above can entice you guys to watch a Starkid musical parody, perhaps their upcoming Star Wars musical will.

http://youtu.be/act6dJe-BfQ?t=1m46s

This summer StarKid will be performing two shows in rep from July 3rd to August 10th at the Proscenium Theatre of Stage 773 (Chicago, IL, USA). The two shows are...

"The Trail To Oregon!"
Book by Jeff Blim, Matt Lang & Nick Lang
Music & Lyrics by Jeff Blim
When a mis-behaved sixth-grader puts his own name into the character creation screen of a magical computer game, he's shot back in time to the real Oregon Trail...

and

"Ani"
Book by Matt Lang & Nick Lang
Songs by TalkFine (Clark Baxtresser & Pierce Siebers)
The creators of 'A Very Potter Musical', 'Holy Musical B@man!', and 'Twisted' bring you a new parody set in a galaxy far, far away...

*The song featured in this video is called "Wingman" by TalkFine. It will be featured in "Ani".

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For Teague: http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/9899912 … on-islands

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B@man had different musical writers from their previous work, but the work is solid across the productions IMO. AJ Holmes and Darren Criss have done the majority, though Darren is trapped in Glee at the moment - can't wait for that show to hurry up and be over so he can be released back into the world. Although Starkid is doing pretty well without him, I can't help feeling like Glee is a waste of his time. Probably pretty good on his bank account though, and has done some good things for Starkid's profile, so not all bad. Just has gone on long enough!

A Very Potter Musical - music and lyrics by Darren Criss and AJ Holmes, book by Nick Lang & Matt Lang.

A Very Potter Sequel
- music and lyrics by Darren Criss.

A Very Potter Senior Year
- book by Matt Lang, Nick Lang, and Brian Holden with songs by Clark Baxtresser, Pierce Siebers, AJ Holmes, and Darren Criss. (The reading of this performed at Leaky Con also features Evanna Lynch as Luna Lovegood, reprising her role from the movies.)

Me & My Dick
-  music and lyrics by A.J. Holmes, Carlos Valdes and Darren Criss. Book by Matt Lang, Nick Lang, Brian Holden, and Eric Kahn Gale.

Starship
- music and lyrics by Darren Criss, book by Matt Lang, Nick Lang, Brian Holden, and Joe Walker.

Holy Musical B@man!
-  music and lyrics by Nick Gage and Scott Lamps, book by Matt Lang and Nick Lang.

Twisted
- music by A.J. Holmes, lyrics by Kaley McMahon, and book by Matt Lang, Nick Lang, and Eric Kahn Gale.

And BigDamnArtist, this might be something to look out for smile

Starship: Requiem
It was announced on March 31, 2014 through the LeakyCon twitter feed that Starkid Productions will hold a theatrical reading of their sequel to Starship, Starship: Requiem. The story will follow the adventures of Mega-Girl the robot and her half-witted Starship Ranger husband, Tootsie Noodles. The newlyweds are sucked into a black hole of trouble when they go to visit Mega-Girl’s human-hating family, including her overbearing mother-unit, her jealous sister-unit and the return of her hunky ex-boyfriend-unit.

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I loved the puppets in Starship, and it was great seeing Joey Richter get the lead role.

http://youtu.be/dAi0XQPgXmQ?t=1m51s

I did, however, think that the Bug puppet, as cute as it is, wasn't the best choice for the lead because the lack of a mouth. Some of the other puppets worked better IMO. It was harder to keep focused on Bug than Joey than it was with some of the other puppets, for me anyway.

I've been going back over the Harry Potter ones as well, always a good time. Even the third one, that only had a few day's rehearsal before their performance at LeakyCon, has Ron's awesome self-deprecating "I'm Just A Sidekick" (as sung to a petrified Hermione).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDYCAOAD7g0

The problem with some of the early ones (the Harry Potter ones in particular) is poor quality sound - especially the first, "A Very Potter Musical".

I enjoyed "Holy Musical B@man!" but I didn't really get all of the jokes - enjoyed Joe Walker in the lead though, and loved his "Dark, Sad, Lonely Knight" number:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv_gZMyAY2M

But overall I think "Twisted" is my favourite.  There are always so many little inside jokes from so many movies, a handful of quoted lines and little snippets of melody from the songs - it was gold. I grew up watching all the Disney movies, and the villains' song from "Twisted" had me in hysterics. And I couldn't agree more with Gaston!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9vgqq8KyZo

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Well there's no accounting for taste  wink

An exchange I particularly enjoyed:

CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD: You would not believe the morning I’ve had.

JAFAR: Why is the Captain of my Royal Guard covered in shit?

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD: Well, my men and I just jumped from a window and into a cart of Crazy Hakim’s Discount Fertilizer.

JAFAR: Why?

CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD: We were chasing a man - no, a devil. A thief who every day robs from the common folk. Bread, laundry off of clothes lines...and even watermelons. We try to catch him but he’s always just one jump ahead.  Today things got a little out of hand and a lot of good people are dead.  The sword swallower slit his throat from the inside when the thief’s pet monkey ripped the sword right out of it.  You know the guy who sleeps on the bed of nails?

JAFAR: Yes...

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD: A fat guard fell on him. Now he’s dead.  Then when we fell into the cart of manure, Kabal snapped his neck on impact, two more choked on shit... All this, for a loaf of bread.

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I was going to post this on the Aladdin episode, but it would fit here too, since it's kind of on the topic of Disney / Pixar...

Have you guys seen this?  I came across it last night (not sure how I missed it before) - the basic premise is Aladdin meets Wicked, with quotes and references to almost every other Disney movie. Some great meta-commentary as Jafar tries to save the Magic Kingdom from the invading army of Prince Achmed from the kingdom of Pix-Ar. It's a couple of hours long (being a stage musical and all) but if your interest is piqued, give the first 20 minutes a shot - if you're not sold by then, you probably won't be. But I thought it was a lot of fun. (And I only got about half of the Genie's references, but I'm sure you guys would get them all...)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-77cUxba-aA

TWISTED:  THE UNTOLD STORY OF A ROYAL VIZIER

From the creators of 'A Very Potter Musical' and 'Holy Musical B@man!', comes 'Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier.' Hop on your flying carpet, because this musical parody retells the classic tale of Aladdin... from the villain's point of view! Long ago in a Magic Kingdom, one misunderstood Royal Vizier will go on a quest to save his city from its bumbling sultan, an invading prince, and the most notorious thief to ever live! With the help of the Kingdom's free-spirited, teenage Princess, the Vizier must find a magical lamp containing a wish-granting Djinn (who's really funny, by the way) and defeat the city's most-wanted criminal... Aladdin! This musical adventure celebrates and lovingly pokes fun at everyone's favorite series of hand-drawn, animated films.

'Twisted' features story & script by Matt Lang, Nick Lang, and Eric Kahn Gale. With music by A.J. Holmes and lyrics by Kaley McMahon. It is directed by Brian Holden.

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There's a great book called "My Name Was Judas" by C.K. Stead that is an interesting retelling of the story of Jesus from Judas' perspective.

"We all know the story of Jesus told by Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, but what about the version according to Judas?

In this witty, original and teasingly controversial account, some forty years after the death of Jesus, Judas finally tells the story as he remembers it. Looking back on his childhood and youth from an old age the gospel writers denied him, Judas recalls his friendship with Jesus; their schooling together; their families; the people who would go on to be disciples and followers; their journeys together and their dealings with the powers of Rome and the Temple.

His is a story of friendship and rivalry, of a time of uncertainty and enquiry, a testing of belief, endurance and loyalty."

From an Amazon review: "If Jesus were the Son of God and he appeared on earth to teach us the Way, and died on the cross to save us, why have the Christians since time immemorial condemned Judas as a foul traitor? It has always puzzled a detached individual that the apostle from Iscariot, who clearly was part of the proclaimed divine plan, should have been so vilified. What if, however, Judas was not a betrayer? What if he didn't hang himself on a fig tree in shame after the crucifixion of Christ? What if, indeed, he was Jesus' most faithful friend to the bitter end?"

That's essentially the idea that the book explores. Highly recommended reading.

http://www.amazon.com/My-Name-Was-Judas … 003T0FMIS/

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Great commentary, I really liked this movie but haven't watched it in years. Might have to go dig my DVD out tonight. I went to Catholic primary school but it never really 'took' with me either. The ritual stuff was fun though, and one Easter we performed all of the Stations of the Cross in the schoolyard - I have a clear recollection of one of my classmates in a loincloth and thorn crown being 'whipped' with ropes dipped in red paint before being hoisted up on the wire netting that surrounded tennis court and 'crucified'. Then carried into a papier mache cave where he lay for a bit before being resurrected.

In retrospect that is quite weird but at the time was very exciting. Although my sister coming home in a sulk one day because she got cast as a leper in the school play was probably the highlight of my religious schooling.

Also for the record, I've moved on to listening to your Pan's Labyrinth commentary and guys, wetas are not THAT scary. I mean they're no fun when they're on you, and don't pick them up because they bite, but they're generally shy and peaceable insects. They just tend to like to hide in shoes or gloves which makes them a bit surprising to come across sometimes smile

Even the giant ones are kinda cute: http://www.vyperlook.com/wp-content/upl … -weta1.jpg

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I tried to sleep through the last hour of The Hobbit 2. I would've just left but I was there with my family...but I took the 3D glasses off and closed my eyes and just anger-listened to the ridiculousness. I saw it at The Embassy (which Peter Jackson basically owns) with the whole super fast frame rate thing, whatever it is, and no that did not make it more watchable.

I hated it. Worse than the first one. It was so BORING and pointless. And it made me so sad and angry because I loved Lord of the Rings so hard (still do). I would have to hear serious 5* reviews for the next movie to even consider going to see it.

And of course Peter Jackson has the NZ Government under his thumb, he's build a huge film industry in Wellington and brought in an insane amount of money (which I'm not complaining about at all). Also John Key is our current Prime Minister and if anyone is a pushover it's him. Ugh.

I also know from people who work at Weta that Desolation of Smaug was not finished until almost literally the last second before its release, because Peter wouldn't stop changing things. Not an easy man to work for, I believe it is true that power has gone to his head because while he's always been a perfectionist, it has apparently got incredibly hard to work for him and stay sane.

As some friends of mine who rode horses on Rings said after seeing the first Hobbit movie, "It's like all the heart has gone out of it...like he doesn't love it anymore."

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A friend posted this video on Facebook, and another friend is desperate to know what the font is as she loves it.  I thought I'd come here and tap into this font of wisdom (pun most definitely intended).

Does anyone know if it (or similar) is available online?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOyvimZu … ture=share

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My take on Man of Steel – silly. boring. Over-blown. I’m with Teague on the lack of character development. Way too many buildings are destroyed. WAY too many people die. The music and explosions hurt my ears. Also, there's a thing called a steady-cam. Look it up.

On the upside, Henry Cavill could not be more beautiful to look at. Damn. He’s pretty much the only reason I went to see it on opening night anyway, and for him alone, I say WORTH IT.  (Call me shallow, I don't care. I'm human.)

But as far as the movie itself went – meh. I probably got most excited when I recognised two actors from Battlestar Galactica in quick succession and was then totally distracted for the next ten minutes thinking about how much more interesting this movie would be if it had Starbuck in it.

And the only part I don’t like about Jake Lloyd’s reboot idea is keeping the first 20 minutes. I was bored out of my mind watching that crap (I hated Avatar anyway) and if I hadn’t paid my money mostly to see Henry Cavill in tights, I honestly might have walked out at that point. I did genuinely consider it, and I rarely walk out of movies. But if it was on TV, I'd have changed channels.

Overall, I’m not going to be recommending this to people, unless they would think Henry Cavill in tights is worth paying $17 to go and see on a huge screen. Which it is, actually...but only once. Make a better sequel, and I’ll be back. I might even go twice.

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Thanks for this one, I tried to watch this movie on the plane (I watch a lot of movies on long haul flights) and fell asleep.

From a casting perspective, I'm wondering if anyone here has watched Friday Night Lights?  Because Adrienne Palicki, who plays the pregnant whore in Legion, was awesome in that - and she played a lot of scenes opposite Taylor Kitsch and he was actually great in that too.

And the slack-jawed guy in Legion is Lucas Black, who started out as a kid actor in Sling Blade, and the TV series American Gothic, which was kind of an awesome show, and also starred Gary Cole and Sarah Paulson. (Which meant I was probably one of the few people who recognised her when she showed up in Serenity.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP64eG10ZN8  And that accent is real, he's from Alabama.

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I looked up that crazy feminist rant, by the way, and by crikey....

But have you all seen this?  Because really, if you think about it, Firefly is also full of "hateful anti-male propaganda"  tongue

"The pilot is an hour and a half of sheer torture. It's so abhorrent that Fox of all stations was so scared of it that they refused to air it and requested a new pilot.

Who can blame that wise station?

The episode opens with some gratuitous shots of males being slaughtered..."

http://aic-weirdo.livejournal.com/589119.html

Hee hee.

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Since you asked, I didn't love this movie.  Can I articulate why? I'm not sure. I think Zarban said it best:

Zarban wrote:

My only objection is that his characters always seem to be miserable people with severe personality disorders* and hygiene problems who I'm not sure even deserve happiness. That's always interesting but hard for me to connect to on a personal level.

And I guess that is what I didn't 'get' about it - I can appreciate the movie for being clever and well made etc etc, the acting, directing, writing etc is great but... it just doesn't resonate with me at all. And I think the protagonists are just so annoying / meh that I don't care about them, so I don't connect with the movie on an emotional level.

I guess that's it.

But as an aside, since it was mentioned in the commentary, "The Virgin Suicides" is my 2nd favourite movie of all time. THAT is a movie I went into knowing nothing about it, and walked out with my jaw on the floor. Went straight to the library and borrowed the book, and that  is now my 2nd favourite book of all time.... both book and movie resonate VERY strongly with me emotionally.

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BigDamnArtist wrote:

...unless you're Alan Rickman.

Hah! So true.

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Dorkman wrote:

See, THAT Edward, I get.

Right? Me too. I remember the first time I saw that movie and immediately afterwards, noting who played the character and hoping to see more of him.

Here are Stephenie Meyer's cast selections from 2007 ... Ellen Page as Bella would've been a lot more fun. http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/movie_archives.html

(And gotta add that Girlfight is one of my favourite films of all time. I rented it years ago because I thought it looked kinda interesting, sat down and watched it, then immediately rewound (it was on VHS) and watched it again. Awesome movie.)

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Really enjoyed this commentary, because it backs up so much stuff that I've been trying to convince teenage girls of for quite some time! (I worked as a summer camp counselor for several summers in a row.)

Especially loved the comments about the kids would love Edward even if he was played by a mop. I have long believed this, particularly because I find Robert Pattinson incredibly unattractive.

For the record, Stephenie Meyer has gone on record saying that in her head, Edward looked like Henry Cavill (specifically from his scenes in "The Count of Monte Cristo").

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Your glossary is .... missing?

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I'm looking forward to this. A friend saw an advance screening and adored it.

Speaking of Joss, I saw this today: http://newsletter.blogs.wesleyan.edu/20 … mencement/

Good work with the speechifying. And again with the death obsession...should we be worried?

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I loved your commentary on this movie, because everyone raved about it and I was so disappointed when I finally saw it.

Admittedly, since I was living in a small village in the West of Ireland when it came out, my first opportunity was on a long-haul flight, and trust me, it does NOT hold up to being watched on a tiny, low-res screen with crappy sound quality. When you're watching a movie on a plane, you rely almost entirely on story to carry the film... yeah, you know how well that would've worked out for me!

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Thanks for this commentary, it kept me sane today while work was driving me crazy. And I love Titanic because I was a 15 year old girl when it came out... I had all the Leo posters on my wall, etc etc.

Nowdays, I look at it and wonder quite what it was that I saw in Leo's baby face, but I still love the movie. 2/3 of the way through your commentary, I popped over to YouTube and watched the original trailer, and discovered that it still gives me goosebumps.

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Is there a problem with the MP3 for this? Because I tried to listen to it and it kept skipping and was impossible to listen to sad

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Quick thoughts on Star Trek:

I'm no Trekkie - I literally know next to nothing about the franchise, characters etc. I saw the earlier Star Trek movie, but only once and I barely remember it.

I went to Star Trek Into Darkness with my mum, as an excursion (dinner and a movie) for Mother's Day. And considering she found Serenity to  be "too violent", it's possible that part of my consciousness was wondering what she was thinking of it (she is a fan of the original show as a teenager) but loathes violence in general. She enjoyed it, I enjoyed it. Sure, there were massive plot holes and some scenes made me roll my eyes uncontrollably, but overall, I liked the message of the movie, that people in power have a responsibility to be careful and respectful of that power, and of other cultures. In direct contrast to how I felt leaving the cinema after Iron Man, which seemed to believe the exact opposite (certainly from a world-view perspective) and I walked out of Star Trek with a smile on my face. I didn't think too hard about it, but it didn't offend or annoy me on any serious level. Overall I give it a 3 / 5. I wouldn't pay to see it again, but I didn't feel like I'd wasted hours of my life.

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Warning: long post ahead!

Okay, here’s my attempt at explaining why I really really didn't like Iron Man 3.

I should preface this with a disclaimer: I had never seen the first two Iron Man movies. I had of course seen The Avengers, which I really liked, so that was the extent of my knowledge of the character.

I feel like there was a good movie inside this one, just screaming to get out. I don’t know what the writing process was or how many script reviews it went through, but I feel like the original concept was (or should’ve been) an exploration of Tony’s awareness of his own mortality, and the question of whether the suit is the hero, or is the man inside it? (Which was somewhat done in the film, but pretty clumsily.) Here’s how it felt to me like it could’ve played out:

-    Tony is traumatized by the events of The Avengers – in which he almost died (had to face his own mortality)

-    He can’t sleep, so he spends a lot of time making a suit that he doesn’t need to be inside.

-    Then because of his fear of his mortality, he lets the suit do the work. But he doesn’t tell anyone…he tries to make it look as though he’s still inside the suit (still the hero, putting himself on the line).

-    Considering he almost fell from a great height to his death in the Avengers, the sky diving scene would’ve scared the crap out of him – right? Can’t help thinking that’d be the major time to have a panic attack. So he uses the remote control suit instead. He lands the people in the water, they cheer, he flies up onto the bridge and gets hit by a truck – and it’s revealed that he’s not in the suit.

-    Now people know that he’s not in the suit. The question is raised – if he lets the suit do all the work, is he still a hero? Does it make him less heroic to not be putting himself on the line? Is it fair to expect him to?

-    This is where the storyline with the little boy could’ve come into effect – the little boy being the audience’s touchstone for feeling betrayed and Tony’s guilt (which he’s trying to suppress / avoid)

-    But Tony does doubt himself, the villains prey on that, and then Pepper gets kidnapped and the remote control suit breaks down and Tony HAS to get back inside the (original) Iron Man suit to save the day. He has to make that conscious decision to BECOME the hero, to put HIMSELF on the line, to save the day.

-    And he does, and then he decides that he is not prepared to do that, that he is willing to relinquish his fame and the admiration of others to keep himself safe, and so he gets the thing taken out of his chest etc etc as happens at the end of the movie.

That’s my take on it. I would be really interested to read earlier drafts of the script, because this version makes the hero not overly ‘heroic’ so I can imagine that studios may have baulked at it, and little things like random panic attacks were all that were left in the end product…

There have been quite a few comments made already about the PTSD and I want to respond to some of them:

Doctor Submarine wrote:

Tony's anxiety attacks were fascinating, and a fantastic addition to the movie. It's a superhero sequel where the hero has PTSD from the final battle of the last movie. That's brilliant. And to say that they had no bearing on anything? Did we watch the same movie? Tony's entire character arc was fueled by them. He's afraid to be outside of his suit. He's become too dependent on his suit. He has a psychological obsession with the suits. But by the end of the movie, he realizes that he doesn't need the suit, because he's the real hero. The suit is just a tool. That's the whole point of him jumping in and out of them in the finale. Iron Man is in the title, but Tony Stark is the superhero.

I agree that this is what they were going for. I don’t think they succeeded. Panic attacks are not something that you have for a minute and then get up and walk away from. Robert Downey Jr acted them superbly, no quibbles there, but while the PTSD made complete sense to me, his easy recovery from them made absolutely none. They only debilitated him for seconds at a time.

Doctor Submarine wrote:

And I loved Pepper saving Tony at the end. It calls back to her covering him during the attack on his mansion. It gives their relationship a dynamic that no superhero movie (save The Incredibles) has had before.

Maybe, but she wasn’t really in control of those powers. And the feminist in me took mild offence at his later assertion that he “fixed her”.  (Yes, I’m aware that I just contradicted myself…)

Jimmy B wrote:

I totally buy that a traumatised Tony made all those other suits in order to try to get over his ordeal in New York.

I do too, I just think he should’ve only made one, and had an arc as outlined at the start of my post. It was never really made clear that his reason for making other suits was because he didn’t want to be inside the suit anymore (if that’s even the point the movie was trying to make).

fireproof78 wrote:

So, I think in 3 (and bear in mind I haven't seen it but have gathered enough from this thread to make a preliminary diagnosis  ) he is literally going from dependent on the suit to not needing the suit but still calling himself "Iron Man" because he feels that what makes Iron Man special is himself, not the suit.

In theory yes, that's what they were going for. But the movie fails to make him EARN that. In my opinion.

And before I go, I also want to add that I found all of the scenes with the Mandarin being a scary Middle Eastern terrorist incredibly offensive. Whether or not the Mandarin was a “real” threat or not… The scene in Pakistan when “Iron Patriot” shows up and threatens to shoot a group of men and then gets on his phone and chats to Tony while the Pakistani men just stand there, apparently eavesdropping and laughing at his conversation… NO. Just no. How dare you, movie? And the women working in the factory – “You’re free, if you weren’t before.” SHUT UP MOVIE. I had such MAJOR issues with all of that. The implication that Americans can just fly around the world, spreading their democracy and fixing the world… the arrogance of it all horrified me. Sure, the political allegory in Star Trek: Into Darkness was pretty heavy-handed, but at least it was asking people to look at themselves critically and decide where their morals lie, and what level they are prepared to stoop to in the pursuit of those who threaten them.

(And yes, I’m well aware that I don’t live in a country that has been directly affected by threats of terrorism, and perhaps my opinion would be different if I did, but that doesn’t stop me from having the opinions that I have.)

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Ah but to comment in the Star Trek and Iron Man threads I would have to form coherant thoughts...

Two Kiwis! Awesome. We'll slowly but surely take over the world...