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(431 replies, posted in Off Topic)

joerule wrote:

This summer I sent my senior animation to a few festivals. ... It's on the front page of my site if anyone is interested.

Very nice! I've got to think of something horrible to put in my spare room so I can warn my niece and nephew never to venture in there.

Meanwhile, welcome!

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(255 replies, posted in Creations)

I'm interested again, tho happy to let others have a shot.

/never needed to be first in line in kindergarten

603

(27 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Tesla Model S: highest safety rating ever

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(27 replies, posted in Off Topic)

BigDamnArtist wrote:

(Assuming Musk isn't talking out his ass about that whole thing).

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Not a man who talks out his ass. Allow me to introduce you to his rocket.

http://www.latimes.com/business/money/l … 0337.story

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ParaNorman start out great but ultimately feels a bit hollow. It takes quite a while for the plot to develop, for one thing, and Norman is left guessing as to what he needs to do, which seems frustrating in a kid-oriented film. There are really no clues about the nature of the terrifying events until the end of the second act, which seems too late.

The acting from all parties is quite good, and the animation is really excellent. It's doll animation, and the facial expressions and whatnot are often priceless. There's a moment where monster-movie-obsessed Norman is brushing his teeth that is clearly inspired by Calvin and Hobbes, which just makes me pine for a Calvin and Hobbes movie all the more.

Worse, the message of tolerance is undercut by the central conflict. It's weird.

**SPOILERS from here on out**
Norman and Neil are outsiders who get bullied, so the message is be tolerant of people who are different. After all, they aren't dangerous or anything. The witch, who is revealed to have been a little girl a lot like Norman when alive, was convicted and executed for witchcraft. Awful, right? BUT THEN SHE CURSED EVERYONE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS AND TERRORIZES THE TOWN IF NOT APPEASED. So this is a world where witchcraft is real and witches really do unleash death and terror on regular people when they get angry, so EXECUTING WITCHES IS THEREFORE MORALLY RIGHT in this world.

I don't accept the argument that "she only cursed them because they convicted her wrongfully". The fact that she, and certainly PAST witches also, can and do curse people when they get angry means that the townsfolk's fear of witchcraft is PERFECTLY SOUND and their laws are quite reasonable.

After all, you have to PRACTICE witchcraft (Norman can, like her, see dead people but he can't do witchcraft), so it's not like being born black; it's like purposely amassing a cache of hand grenades. And then, when you're convicted of possessing illegal weapons (that you, cross your heart, totally were never going to use to blow people up) YOU BLOW PEOPLE UP AS REVENGE. I mean, what did Agatha PLAN to use her witch cursing powers for? Making her garden grow? No, it's for controlling and terrorizing people, as clearly demonstrated in the film.

To be fair, my 10-y-o niece and nephew did not agree with this assessment, because, I suppose, little Agatha seemed innocent in the brief scene where she's on trial. But there's no attempt to explain away WHY she was practicing witchcraft. I can only imagine it's because she is tired of being teased for saying she can see ghosts and wants to hurt the people who bully her.

**FIX**
My fix is simple: Agatha is one of the ghosts Norman sees in town. After he's been bullied, she strikes up a conversation with him, saying "I know what that's like. People were afraid of me, and all I wanted to do was make my garden grow." As they part, she acts sleepy but says, kid-like, "I'm not tired." This establishes her as a character, sets up her back story as a good witch gone wrong and a little girl who can be put to sleep once a year with a bedtime story. In the end, she apologizes for her "tantrum" and makes the town blossom.

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(2,068 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I watched these with 10-year-olds and had a good time, altho neither goes to the top of the list.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/pattygopez/default/girl-crush-kat-dennings--large-msg-134513703089.jpg

I'd heard Josie and the Pussycats was a lot of fun and figured it would be about the band solving a crime, but really it was pretty much the old success-spoils-you story with a thick coating of commercialism-is-bad. It mostly hit the right notes, but plot-wise the girls are WAY too passive. Almost nothing that happens is driven by their actions. There is, I think, one single scene in which Josie does some genuine sleuthing.

Aside: my niece said "That's not Carson Daly. His face is too fat."

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I'd heard ParaNorman got good reviews and was happy to find an animated movie my niece and nephew had never seen. It started out pretty great, but I started to feel like it was a bit hollow. It takes quite a while for the plot to develop, for one thing, and Norman is left guessing as to what he needs to do, which seems frustrating in a kid-oriented film. There's really no clues about the nature of the terrifying events until the end of the second act, which seems too late.

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(123 replies, posted in Episodes)

Moby Dick originally got mixed reviews because people back then recognized it was kind of a rambling mess too. There were plenty of books about whaling if you wanted to read them. It was a huge industry.

If you can make a movie better by taking something out, you should. There are plenty of clear cases.

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(2,068 replies, posted in Off Topic)

"Eragon" is a perfectly good title for a movie.

"Seven" is a bad title for a movie.

We talked about this in the Random Movie Talk thread. I said there's way too much non-adventure. It's all talk.

Action beats:

  • Unimportant space battle

  • Darth Maul fights Anakin, then Obi Wan

  • Clones attack Dooku's base while heroes casually fly away

That's it.

All told, if you could fix Jar-Jar and Anakin in the first movie, the awful romance and corny droid humor in the second, and the clunky last act of the third, they'd be pretty good movies.

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(123 replies, posted in Episodes)

Roger Ebert said that most movies could stand to lose 15 minutes, and I'm inclined to agree, at least with the recent crop of 150-200 min films.

However, the original article's recommendations were pretty bizarre. In many cases, you couldn't EDIT them down by 15 min. You'd have to rewrite them. But half of them need another rewrite anyway.

Matt Singer is terrific. He's half of Filmspotting SVU.

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(2,068 replies, posted in Off Topic)

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g348/stillafool2/1337431020A.jpg

Watched this yesterday: The Wrong Box. It's a mid-60s drawing room farce with a terrific cast and a fun little plot. Not all it could be, but if you like Ealing comedies or the Magnificent Men/Daring Young Men movies you might get a kick out of it.

Not nearly as lascivious as the poster suggests, by the way. Once those two meet, Caine has a hilarious line about "I often see you thru the window when I'm walking, and I get the most powerful urge to nod. But my uncle doesn't approve of such things."

Fingers crossed that George Lucas produces and Willard Huyck writes and directs.

♫ Rocket Raccoon
Ain't no way to conceal it.
With a furry touch I love him apart. ♫

♫ (Call him) Rocket Raccoon
If it ain't funk, he don't feel it
And he shot an arrow straight to my heart ♫

That was interesting, but there's way too much non-adventure. It's almost all meetings and conversations. Here are the action beats:

  • Unimportant space battle

  • Darth Maul fights Anakin, then Obi Wan

  • Clones attack Dooku's base while heroes casually fly away

That's it.

His Phantom Menace rewrite is a little better. There's more action, and it's more meaningful, but it's also a lot less different from Lucas' version.

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(670 replies, posted in Creations)

Teague wrote:

This requires more explanation. You shot and edited video. What is the music?

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(255 replies, posted in Creations)

Cool! Great job!

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(27 replies, posted in Off Topic)

♫ "Hyperloop breaks guitars" ♫

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(27 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Elon Musk (CEO of Tesla and Space-X, chairman of SolarCity), just released his draft design for what he calls the "Hyperloop" transport system. I've been following this with some interest, and I wonder if anyone else has.

http://www.zarban.com/pics/hyperloop.jpg
Source and plan PDF

The basic idea is this:

  • Build a pair of 11'-diameter tubes along California's Interstate 5, up on pylons so they don't interfere with traffic or wildlife.

  • The tubes are maintained at low pressure (but not vacuum) with fans at stations.

  • Transport pods have battery-powered fans that suck in air in front of them and blow it down to create an air cushion and backwards to create propulsion.

  • The pods are designed for aerodynamic lift at high speed (700+ mph), floating on the cushion of air.

  • The pod fans are augmented by linear electric motors at stations and every 70 miles along the way to provide initial acceleration, periodic boost, and final deceleration.

  • Most of the power comes from solar panels on top of the tubes, supported with compressed-air storage.

  • Luggage would be stowed at the back of the pod and loaded and unloaded by Hyperloop staff.

Musk gives substantial detail in the PDF on design and cost, and estimates a total cost of less than 6$ billion—much less than the high-speed rail currently planned—for 350-mile LA-to-SF travel in just 30 minutes.

I've reviewed some of the 57-page PDF, and design challenges I see are:

  • How does the pod enter and exit the low-pressure tube at a station so passengers can enter and exit under normal pressure? Musk's answer is airlocks, which seems slow and unreliable.

  • How do pods (which are envisioned as separate transports), avoid each other along the route if some are entering and exiting at different points? (Trains do this by being few and far between; cars do this with multiple lanes.)

  • Airport-style gate-checked luggage handling is inherently slow and inefficient. The 30-minute journey could be more than doubled by the loading and unloading process.

  • Overall, Musk envisions airport-style security and safety checks (TSA, seat belts, etc.), which are the worst parts of flying (after delays) and exactly what rail passengers want to avoid.

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(123 replies, posted in Episodes)

This was an interesting discussion. There are clearly people, particularly young people, who think that there should never be a time when they are not able to instantly communicate. That's probably going to overwhelm traditional taboos about such things at movie theaters, funerals, church, school, business meetings, and elsewhere, especially as technology makes it more and more possible to be connected during air travel and remote vacations and whatnot.

The concept of everyone in one place being truly present and in the moment is probably doomed.

/sound of cloister bells

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(9 replies, posted in Off Topic)

The first one is a Point Break remake, the second one is a Karate Kid remake... Did they just march thru '80s classics? Is Fast Five a remake of Ghostbusters?

Watching a movie in a hot tub is a stupid idea, altho it would at least eliminate the need to have to miss part of the movie to take a leak.

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(469 replies, posted in Episodes)

I gave up my weekly mani-pedi and donated what I would have spent.

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(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

dj_bakerman wrote:

Impressive. That's exactly as unfunny as the cartoon was.

623

(25 replies, posted in Episodes)

My theory is that Cloverfield would have been better received if it was about something and didn't suck and if the characters weren't all completely hatable.*

*Spellchecker wanted to changed that to "eatable" but I'm stickin' with "hatable".

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(3 replies, posted in Pitches, Fixes, and Rewrites)

I completely agree. My guess is that Charlie Day came in with a lot of ideas to make his character genuinely funny, and GDT let him do them, so he nearly steals the movie. It doesn't feel "of a piece" with the rest of the film.

I really think that just a little bit of punch-up can change a lackluster script into a fun adventure, but it needs to be applied with an even hand. Imagine if the self-sacrifice scenes--which were great ideas with good actors--had had a little more punch behind them because we liked the characters more. As is was, it involved the two least emotionally accessible characters.

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(2,068 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Watched Sound City today. Not only a great look at a time of great music, but really slickly made. Congatulations, Dave Grohl.