I love the fact that the thing that set O'Reilly off in that video is the phrase "play us out". He didn't know what it meant for a music video to play out the rest of the show's time after the host's sign-off. It was something that Entertainment Tonight did all the time.

Die Hard 9 - McClane's ghost comes back and coaches a Jack on kicking some more ass.

Nothing is forever, Trey.

I fucking loved that Return of Bruno album. I listened to that bastard for hours while shooting baskets in my driveway.

I destroyed a lot of baskets with that shotgun....

Okay, I admit, there are some pictures where Felicia Day looks cute.

Look at her little face there. It's adorable.

Oh, Rihanna. You have got to quit that man.

Again, my name is Brian Finifter. I live at Brian's house in the city, county, and state of Los Angeles.

Fun fact: The US Navy has decommissioned all its actual battleships. The biggest gunboats now are cruisers which, like destroyers, mostly shoot missiles. (They do have a gun for old time's sake.)

The rest of the navy, more or less, just supports aircraft carriers.

Like License to Kill, Skyfall was good, but it wasn't a good Bond film. In a way, it really felt more like an Austin Powers or Johnny English movie. The gay villain; the shit about not using gadgets; the hacker bullshit; the idiotic Moneypenny reveal; the baffling return of the tricked-out Aston-Martin that's almost 50 years old....

But it's not the exact same thing. That's the joke. Confused Matthew isn't a film. DIF gives every film its full due when they analyze it. Confused Matthew doesn't.

My problem with Confused Matthew is that he gets really angry at movies that are doing their best to entertain him. The Last Samurai isn't a hack job. It just doesn't quite work. Wagging his finger at the writer and saying, "Too obvious, John. Too fucking obvious." isn't film criticism. It's something else.

I was talking about this today and said, "It's basically Animal House with real animals." And then I thought WAIT—THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

Most of the characters would just be their nicknames: Otter would be an otter. Pinto and Flounder would be a horse and a fish. Stork would be a stork.

Bluto could be a bear. D-Day could be a bull. Neidermeyer could be a lizard. Mandy and Babs could be sexy bunnies. And Dean Wormer would be a worm!

Oh great. So he's lurking here and knows I hate him? Now he'll show up at my house or something. He's not a well man.

EVERYONE TELL HIM I'M BRIAN.

Yes, you did. You tacitly acknowledged that it's okay when you previously stated that you had used arguments like those in his editorials. And just now you excused his bigotry with "his means of expressing his opinion is radical". NO, his opinions themselves are hateful, and his arguments supporting them are demonstrably invalid.

Well, let's all fan ourselves and sigh over the incivility of these uppity types on the Internet. It's getting so man can't publicly denounce queers in multiple editorials anymore without getting called names.