I just watched the first five episodes of the original Twilight Zone. Pretty cool. I've seen a few other episodes fairly recently also.

Rod Serling wrote 92 of the 156 episodes himself. He had an interesting imagination and seemed able to see things from a perspective I'm not sure I could access. Many episodes had a twist ending that revealed the "actual" reality the characters inhabited: they are dolls, dead, robots, fictional characters, subjects in a sensory deprivation tank, and so on.

Serling saw very heavy fighting in WW2 and was wounded several times but remained a private after three years because he was kind of a screwup (he would wander off and get lost, for example). The madness of war and arbitrariness of death (he once saw a comedian decapitated on stage by a falling crate) clearly informed his writing.

Many of the episodes don't have much of a point. They seem unable to answer the question "Why did you just tell me that story?" They often seem to be just fucking with the main character, leaving him in a hopeless situation or, strangely, given new hope for a fuller life.

I always sort of assumed that the first couple of episodes would explain the concept of the "twilight zone", but they don't. Apparently the universe just goes a little crazy now and then, and you'd better just hang on and hope you get back to normal reality intact, assuming you even ever existed in normal reality.

On the other hand, the characters are often rather two-dimensional. They often have a lot of trouble realizing or believing what is happening to them. Sometimes this adds to the dreamlike or nightmarish quality of the story, and sometimes it just doesn't ring true.

While One Step Beyond explored ostensibly true paranormal stories and The Outer Limits explored stories about alien invasion, The Twilight Zone focused mostly on regular people trapped in nightmarish circumstances. That—along with better writing overall—is what I think makes it more personal and memorable.

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Trey wrote:

The best Bond was Timothy Dalton, and the best Bond movie is The Living Daylights. ...

The three most overrated songs in rock history are Knights in White Satin, Hotel California, and Stairway to Heaven....

Spaceballs is a terrible movie....

"February" is a stupid name for a month.

My legal counsel has advised me that I can disagree in degree but not in kind.

Except for the February thing. I can agree wholeheartedly with that. All the months should be renamed.

  • Primon

  • Secundon

  • Tertion

  • Quarton

  • Quinton

  • Sexton

  • Septimon

  • Octavon

  • Nonon

  • Decimon

  • Lennon

  • McCartney

Then we can celebrate Christmas on the 25th of McCartney.

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HDTV and Home Theater Podcast
Filmspotting SVU (Streaming Video Unit; I've kind of given up on Filmspotting itself)
Film Pigs
Judge John Hodgman
Lexicon Valley
Car Talk
The Doctor Who Podcast
Chinstroker vs Punter
NPR Science Friday
Radio Free Skaro

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Just remember another.... I hate Woodie Allen. Even Annie Hall is terrible, in my opinion.

I've tried and tried... I've seen probably 8 or 10 Woodie Allen movies from early to the time that he stopped starring in them. Zelig was okay, and what I remember of Sleeper was pretty good. That's about it.

Teague wrote:

Wow. I read every single one of those entries, and wow.

I'm so psyched. I think the first-Jake and first-Anthony are currently missing, which I think are The Mist (or Hulk?) and Spider-Man, respectively.

So cool. Thanks Doc.

EDIT: I was wrong about all of that. Damn you're thorough. Well played.

According to my records....

The Mist for Jake.
http://www.zarban.com/?tag=jake-lloyd&view=date

Spider-Man for Anthony.
http://www.zarban.com/?tag=anthony-alba&view=date

2001 for Serge Delpierre.
http://www.zarban.com/?tag=serge-delpie … ;view=date

Watchmen for Eddie.
http://www.zarban.com/?tag=eddie-doty&view=date

Wild Wild West for Ryan Wieber.
http://www.zarban.com/?tag=ryan-wieber&view=date

Hurt Locker for Matt.
http://www.zarban.com/?tag=matt-vayda&view=date

Aladdin for Stephanie.
http://www.zarban.com/?tag=stephanie-wo … ;view=date

Pan’s Labyrinth for Cloe.
http://www.zarban.com/?tag=cloe-z&view=date

Fountain for Steve Reedy.
http://www.zarban.com/?tag=steve-reedy&view=date

Frighteners for Eric Webb.
http://www.zarban.com/?tag=eric-webb&view=date

Mulholland Drive for both Chris Hanel and Chad Peter.
http://www.zarban.com/?tag=chris-hanel&view=date
http://www.zarban.com/?tag=chad-peter&view=date

Matrix Revolution for Matt Hingstman.
http://www.zarban.com/?tag=matt-hingstman&view=date

Men in Black for Lowell Cunningham.
http://www.zarban.com/?tag=lowell-cunni … ;view=date

Mystery Men for Sax Carr.
http://www.zarban.com/?tag=sax-carr&view=date

Orgazmo for Jeff Schubert.
http://www.zarban.com/?tag=jeff-schubert&view=date

Planet Terror for Seth Brower.
http://www.zarban.com/?tag=seth-brower&view=date

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Jimmy B wrote:

You know Chris Langham wrote for the Muppet Show and ended up as a special guest once when the original guest (Richard Pryor) couldn't make it.....

I remember that episode! I had no idea who he was, so I assumed he was a popular British comedian they were introducing to the states. He did some sort of Hawaiian song, as I recall.

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avatar wrote:

So you're on a hot date, things are going well, she brings you back to her place, but then you see 'x' in her Blu-Ray collection. You immediately gather your things and take your leave. What's your deal-breaker?

Child pornography.

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Visually astonishing and a lot of fun for what it was. The story really could be clearer, but it feels like even then it wouldn't make a whole lot of sense.

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It's kind of funny that the ending seems to be designed to make the audience go, "OHH I GET IT. The jilted ex-girlfriend's brain was put in a killer dog robot and her residual anger is making her attack humans." As if THAT makes any sense.

That would have worked if they hadn't repeatedly implied Bond was too old. It would have been better if the talk was about MI6 having outlived its mission, making double-0s dinosaurs. But then the end wouldn't have worked because the bad guy is a FORMER AGENT, which just reinforces the idea that MI6 is more problem than solution.

Now would have been just the time to drop SPECTRE into the mix and end on an anonymous dude with a cat in his lap. SCREENWRITING IS EASY, SONY.

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Invid wrote:

Let listeners with no life (hi, Zarban!) compile and list those moments.

http://i.imm.io/LXvr.jpeg

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Teague wrote:

I generally like your taste.

Careful. The last person Teague said that to, he ate.

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Teague wrote:

Safe place! Safe place!

http://www.zarban.com/pics/torch-and-pitchfork.jpg

Oh... uh... then... I'll just put these down somewhere then.

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It's been a while now, but I had my manservant Lyle read Casino Royale to me, and it was a cracking good story. It was considerably better than the several other Bond books he'd read to me.

Also, Kidnapped, by Robert Louis Stevenson is a rollicking good story with ships and deadly hand-to-hand combat in the first half... and then chapter after chapter of sneaking around the Scottish countryside in the second half. I insisted Lyle replace all references to Scotland with Barsoom to make it more interesting.

I love this thread.

That Rik Mayall sketch may not have been written at all, but Mayall cranks it up a notch immediately. I loved him in The Young Ones.

That 9-and-a-half-minute puppet sketch is a hell of a long way to go to get to a blow job joke.

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Faldor wrote:

Zarban, when can you have a first draft ready?

Like Hitchcock, the movie is already finished in my head. Like Michael Bay, it's loud and doesn't make a lot of sense.

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John Carpenter's Revolt of the Living Dead will have both scale and grim drama.

("John Carpenter" is the name of Don Cheadle's character. It's an homage.)

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http://www.zarban.com/pics/hulk-smash2.jpg

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I hated Shrek 1 and fell asleep about 15 minutes into Shrek 2—which I NEVER DO.

Whoever wrote the Robin Hood rap/Fiona kung fu scene in Shrek 1 should get shingles.

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I'd like to see an old-school zombie movie, sort of along the lines of The Serpent and the Rainbow.

Don Cheadle is an American who discovers a plantation in Haiti using slave labor. He gets poisoned by a zombie master. Semi-conscious but with an undetectable pulse and unable to move, he gets buried by the local doctor and later dug up by the zombie master. He gets dosed with a hallucinogen, hung on a cross, and his soul beaten out of him. He gets put to work on the plantation but ultimately shakes off the regular doses of drugs and leads a zombie uprising to kill the plantation owner and the zombie master.

Lots of machine guns, machetes, four-wheel-drive vehicles, and helicopter chases.

Naomie Harris features as the madam of a zombie brothel that includes Amanda Seyfried and Amber Heard as college girls who get kidnapped at the beginning. Kate Beckinsale is Cheadle's oversexed wife who goes down to try to retrieve his body. Michelle Rodriguez is a streetwise tough gal. The zombie master is Paul Reiser.

/flexible on the Reiser casting
EDIT: Sam Jackson?

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The pixels are of different sizes and the color isn't true 8-bit.

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Doctor Submarine wrote:
bullet3 wrote:

I agree with this too. I don't like Stewart very much. He does way too much of just playing a ridiculous fox news clip and then making ridiculous faces and yelling.

I like Stewart a lot more than Colbert, though I admire them both a great deal. Although it doesn't seem like it would be the case, Stewart is actually a lot more cutting and incisive in his criticism than Colbert is.

I love them both, altho Stewart sometimes blows things out of proportion in a way not entirely unlike the pundits he mocks. But his staff's ability to put together video showing flip-flopping or hypocrisy puts "real" news organizations to shame.

One thing that bugs me is that Stewart often mocks news channels by showing them all having the same take on a story. Then he'll do a joke about a story and Colbert will follow with the EXACT SAME JOKE.

Not having a villain for half the movie is a much bigger problem than unrealistic hacking. We all know practically any system can be hacked.

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Dorkman wrote:
Zarban wrote:

The Godfather is one of the greatest movies ever.
...
Princess Bride is great, great, great.
...
Doctor Who is one of the most uneven shows I've ever seen, but I like it a lot.

None of the above are especially "unpopular" opinions. They're pretty much the mainstream consensus.

Yeah, that was a mix of confession and responding to the opinions on the podcast, just done as I was listening. I can't let someone shrug off Godfather or Princess Bride.

I listen to a few Doctor Who podcasts, and I'm always a bit surprised when people act like nearly all of Doctor Who is great when some of it really stinks.

redxavier wrote:

With the exception of the True Grit remake, I don't like any of the Coen brothers movies, especially The Big Lebowski, which everyone always seems to go on and on about.

Altho I don't share it, that is an understandable opinion. There was a point a few years ago that I realized the Coen brothers weren't the total geniuses I thought they were after Blood Simple and Raising Arizona and that they do a lot of things by feel rather than figuring it out intellectually. I really WANT Barton Fink to make perfect sense, but deep down I bet they themselves couldn't write a coherent 8th grade book report on it.

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I hate Halloween 1978.

The Godfather is one of the greatest movies ever.

I think Jumanji is good fun.

I hated Chasing Amy... and every other Kevin Smith movie, altho I haven't given Dogma a chance yet.

I was surprised to really like Donnie Darko.

Princess Bride is great, great, great.

Doctor Who is one of the most uneven shows I've ever seen, but I like it a lot.

I hate, hate, hate The Mist and Children of Men.

I really didn't feel the love for Game of Thrones. I was totally ready to love it, too.

The Beatles are the greatest, but their earliest stuff is pretty lame and their more avant garde later stuff is crap.

I like Terminator 3 just fine.

I hated ET when I was 14 and I hate it still.