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(314 replies, posted in Creations)

Teague wrote:

This is really gross, so if you're squeamish, look away.

http://media.tumblr.com/aaa04b60dec5d8819f6b25c738850245/tumblr_inline_ml30emN9YO1qz4rgp.gif

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(162 replies, posted in Off Topic)

"Movies like this embrace goofiness with an almost sensual pleasure. And so, on a warm summer evening, do I."

--Roger Ebert

There is nothing wrong with enjoying a movie for being dumb fun. Never has been, never will be.

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(2,068 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Squiggly_P wrote:

You're right, but time travel is clearly the reason for making the movie. Most of those other films aren't about time travel, it's just an excuse to have one or more characters go back and time so your high concept story can happen. What if a black guy was in camelot? What if there were cops that went through time? What if the future is totally fucked and they send prisoners back in time to try to fix things? Primer does this as well, but the time travel aspect was clearly the reason the film was even written. It wasn't an excuse to get Marty McFly back to 1955. It's not something you do at the beginning and then the end of the movie, it's a constant thing that drives the film.

It's not just two friends who start fucking each other over. The relationship deteriorates because of the time travel aspect. If they were just two dudes fucking each other over, they'd just have a scene where one finds out, they have a big fight and then they become enemies, or maybe they make up, or maybe one kills the other, etc. They're fucking each other with time travel, tho, and that gives everything this paranoid aspect where you're talking to a guy, but the same guy is in a meeting across town, or he starts following you even though he didn't follow you. It's central to the plot. It's not a gimmick, it's the reason the film exists, and it's the reason their relationship breaks down the way it does.

Or does it? It's been a while since I've seen it, and it's not exactly the easiest film to follow, but I got a sense that by the end they weren't really enemies, they were just not working together anymore. Their relationship was different, but they were never really trying to be hostile toward each other, it just seemed that way because the 'old' versions of themselves couldn't figure out what the 'new' versions of themselves were trying to accomplish. It makes me want to rewatch it again...

Okay, but that's kind of my problem with the movie right there. You don't make a movie just to show off some cool idea about made-up technology. Just write a blog post if that's all you've got. Primer's story is basically a paper-thin excuse to show off his neat time machine concept. I wish the movie was really about these two friends and what causes them to have a falling out, but at the end of the day that's hardly in there.

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(2,068 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Squiggly_P wrote:

Primer is an interesting time travel film to me primarily because it's about time travel. Most of the films that have time travel in them are using it as a means to an end. Back to the Future is a movie about a kid trying to fix the past because he accidentally traveled back in time. Time Cop is a movie about a cop that chases bad guys down if they go back in time in an attempt to escape or alter time. Looper, Star Trek 4, Terminator, Bill & Ted, 12 Monkeys...

Primer is a movie where a couple of kids figure out a limited way to travel through time. In those other movies, the bulk of the story and the things the characters are focusing on have nothing to do with travelling through time. Fixing things, catching criminals, saving someone, etc. It's a means to an end. Primer is about time travel. Two smart & ambitious friends + time machine(s) = Primer. I don't think it's an amazing film, but I have a soft spot for it because it tries very hard to stay as grounded and focused as possible, and it's one of the few time travel movies I'm aware of that takes it that seriously.

Totally disagree. Primer absolutely uses time travel as a means to an end. Like Zarban said, it's a film about a friendship that deteriorates due to jealousy and greed. The invention could have been basically anything. The film's downfall is that it focuses far too much on the scientific aspect and too little on the character relationships. It's a big missed opportunity in that way.

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(2,068 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Zarban wrote:

http://www.zarban.com/wp-content/cache/imdb/images/0390384_big.jpg

Meh.

Yeah. Still don't get the obsession people have with this film.

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(956 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Sam F wrote:

The argument against abortion has nothing to do with what the woman does to her body. I think everyone is fine with that. The abortion argument ultimately rests on one question:

Is it a person?

Because if it is, then the effects on the woman's body becomes secondary to the death of the other person. And even if we say we're "almost certain" it's not a person, is it worth taking that chance?

Robbing an innocent person of their entire life, no matter the "expected" quality, is much worse than whatever the mother would have to go through. I don't need to be a woman to make that call. Now, I'm not belittling what the mother goes through at all, and of course a lot of the time the pregnancy isn't her fault. But that doesn't justify killing a person.

That's why we have restrictions on how long after conception it's acceptable to have an abortion. And again, I'd love it if every mother who wanted an abortion chose to give the child up for adoption instead. But it's not up to me. It's up to the mother. And it's not my job, nor anyone else's, to legislate what's best for women. A woman has the right to decide what's best for her. And that's why I'm pro-choice.

And anyway, yeah. Kittens!

http://skilldrick.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/kitten1.jpg

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(956 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Lamer wrote:
Doctor Submarine wrote:

I don't like abortion, but I don't think that the government has the right to regulate what women do with their bodies.

Or anyone else for that matter.

Yeah, that's what baffles me about how many modern conservatives bill themselves. "We don't think that the government has the right to interfere in your affairs! Unless you're a woman. Or gay. Or you disagree with us politically."

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(956 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Yeah, I hate when people frame the debate as "pro-life" vs. "pro-death." I don't like abortion, but I don't think that the government has the right to regulate what women do with their bodies.

fireproof78 wrote:
Allison wrote:
Trey wrote:

I dunno if I would label Melisandre as evil, but she is definitely dangerous.  And worse still, she's often right.   And if she's right, then where's the line to be drawn when it comes to her doing what needs to be done?

That's the thing! I agree that burning people at the stake is probably not the best way to go, but she is really the only one concerned with a) ending the war with minimum casualties and b) THE TERRIFYING ICE ZOMBIES.  I do sympathize with those who wish to see Edric Storm and Gendry and all of the other bastards who carry king's blood live, but it seems to be the price to pay for peace. It's use a smoke Terminator to kill Renly in his tent, or waste thousands of lives and valuable land trying to kill him on the field. And if a few sacrifices can hold off the Others, are they justifiable? Does saving one child you know justify letting thousands you don't die?

In the long run, I worry about the people that become devoted to the LOL in the way Queen Selyse and her men do. I think view Stannis as someone who doesn't view himself as Azor Ahai, but is choosing embrace that myth as a means to an end. That is, he'll stop all this fire nonsense once order is restored. But if Selyse still has power during peace time, will we see more "heretics" being burned?

That is an interesting theme to explore and one that has been seen in fantasy before (read Sanderson's Mistborn, and even Denothor in LOTR to an extent). Once you have the power, do you allow it to end once you have accomplished your goal, ie Ice Zombies. Or, since you have played the role for so long, do you continue it to maintain your power base?

And that's what worries me about Mel. Do we know enough about her to decide one way or another if she's evil? No. What we do know is that she's focused, ruthless, and intelligent enough to almost always get what she wants. Right now, her goals seem to be for the good of the realm. But what happens when she decides to go another way?

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(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Jimmy B wrote:

I just think he's a twonk.

Well, I have a new favorite insult. big_smile

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(162 replies, posted in Off Topic)

BigDamnArtist wrote:
Doctor Submarine wrote:
BigDamnArtist wrote:

You have no idea how much this concept frustrates me.

A movie is a movie is a movie, and it's release date is no excuse for it's content.

Ugh.

/Haven't seen MoS, but...ugh

You wouldn't hold Before Midnight to a higher standard than White House Down? I mean, I get where you're coming from, but we have to draw a line.

Honestly, I would.

Now I'm not talking like, they both need to be cinematic expressions of the inner most thoughts and desires of the repressed subconscious mind here. But I'm not going to give a movie a free pass on not even trying to include a story or make sense, or insert X quality here, because it's a movie that has a release date between June and September. That's not how this works.

A bad movie is a bad movie. And you can like it if you want, I don't care, but at least call it what it is and not try to put some thin veiled smoke screen over top of it to try to excuse yourself.

I just think that having identical standards for every type of movie is really unfair to all movies. And when I say "summer movie," I'm just talking about the type of movie that typically gets released in summer. Literal release date has nothing to do with it. I can enjoy Frances Ha just as much as Iron Man 3, but you can't deny that they're enjoyable in different ways. If that's the case, why can't you hold them to different standards? It makes sense.

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(162 replies, posted in Off Topic)

BigDamnArtist wrote:
Doctor Submarine wrote:

And by the way, the rest of you have absurdly high standards for a summer popcorn flick.

You have no idea how much this concept frustrates me.

A movie is a movie is a movie, and it's release date is no excuse for it's content.

Ugh.

/Haven't seen MoS, but...ugh

You wouldn't hold Before Midnight to a higher standard than White House Down? I mean, I get where you're coming from, but we have to draw a line.

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(162 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Tomahawk wrote:

Saw it just now. Not sure yet apart from that I loved it. It's the best Superman film to date. IMHO, anyway.

Yeah, I agree on that last point. I haven't seen the first Superman in a while, but I think it's a lot better than any of the other ones that have come out.

And by the way, the rest of you have absurdly high standards for a summer popcorn flick.

He looks so awkward in that picture. I bet he can pull it off though.

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(162 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Jimmy B wrote:

Really?

http://celebsview.info/wp-content/uploads/starbuck_og.jpg

Well, ok then......

He and Henry Cavill would be one sexy couple.

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(29 replies, posted in Creations)

You could read /pol/. Or you could just smash your head through a couple windows. Same basic effect.

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(956 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Ha. When you're a Breaking Bad fan, that poster is all you need. It got me super pumped.

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(255 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Incidentally, the new Under the Dome show isn't half bad. Not great, but far from terrible. And given that they apparently changed the book's AWFUL ending, I'm optimistic.

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(162 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Bryan Cranston's Lex Luthor.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

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(17 replies, posted in Pitches, Fixes, and Rewrites)

This seems functionally identical to the movie we got, just with some scene shuffling and minor character/dialogue changes. So yes, it's great!

What I don't like about this fix is that it's less about Superman and more about other people reacting to Superman.

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(28 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Dorkman wrote:

Why not? It's not like extra boards cost money.* I can post my prequels and finish fixing the Matrix sequels.

(*Do extra boards cost money?)

I smell a Kickstarter coming...

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(28 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I like this idea.

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(162 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Just got back. Good movie.

Things I liked:

- Casting. Pretty much all the parts are perfectly cast. Kevin Costner and Michael Shannon in particular knock it out of the park.

- Direction. Snyder did a really solid job. This should prove to his detractors that he isn't a slave to style and flash.

- Nods. The little references to other DC universe characters were fun and not distracting.

Things that were meh:

- Score. I didn't hate it like a lot of you guys, but it was so goddamn repetitive. I swear Zimmer plays the same snippet of the theme about 500 times. It wasn't as oppressive as his TDKR score, though. So at least there's that.

- Opening Krypton stuff. It just didn't grab me at all. Mostly I was just confused. And since Jor-El recaps all of this to Clark later, you could cut basically all of it and lose nothing of substance.

- Lois. The movie places her in danger in ways that get increasingly harder to buy. I guess this comes with the territory of doing a Superman movie, but it stood out to me.

Things I hated with all my soul:

- The structure. That first scene of Clark flying all over the world should have been joyous. But we know so little about who he is at that point that it just comes across as arbitrary. A linear structure would have given him a much clearer arc, but it's halfway through the movie before adult Clark has any sort of character or personality attached to him. This was a major mistake in my opinion. I'd like to see a recut of the film that puts it in order, to see if the story flows better.

- The product placement. This is the first time that product placement really bothered me in a movie. I mean, did we really need a shot of Faora where a MASSIVE SEARS LOGO is taking up the entire screen behind her? There's way too much stuff like that.

All in all, though, I thought it was pretty successful, even if the plot was a little convoluted.

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(364 replies, posted in Episodes)

Atlas Shrugged Parts I and II are now on Netflix. Double feature time.

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(8 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Act III

At the mysterious Devil's Tower, Barney and Mindy come across a massive and dangerous alien life form. Despite their urges, the creature is captured by an opportunistic showman and taken back to New York to be part of a stage act. Mindy has formed a strange connection with the beast, and objects to its capture.

Back in New York, the alien becomes agitated by a group of reporters, and breaks free of its restraints. It kidnaps Mindy and goes on a rampage through the city. With Mindy in hand, it climbs the Empire State Building, where it is shot down by airplanes and falls to its death. Mindy survives, and is comforted by Barney, as they both sadly look upon the ruination of the beast, who died to protect Mindy.