*pimpshades*

So by liking both Postal & Blankman I ... win?

If this is winning, why do I feel so dirty?

Room for one more?

If I could sing, or was vaguely pretty, I'd have you make my music video.

Vampire films are dead, pending a Pirates-like reboot.

You could also check out Choice, a consumer advocacy and advice service started in 1960.

There is a market for this, but first you need to establish some credibility. Customers want to engage with a person, not data points. What about some free advice on a youtube channel?

I'd just like to clarify a point in my own point of view. I don't believe religion is required to temper "baser instincts", or any other formalised structure for that matter. Empathy alone will pretty much do it.

I like to think of myself as a humanist; I've no spirituality but think that if someone has a belief system that helps them through the tough times, more power to them. Occasionally wish I had something similar.

I don't have the belief gene; tried it, couldn't do it.

Keeping Bronzeberg

In the summer of 1974 mankind will meet their maker, and put a pin in it!

Young Idahoan, James Walker, lives with his grandmother on the family farm after a tragic accident which took the lives of his parents. James struggles at the local school, the anger he feels at his parents deaths makes him lash out at all around him. Eventually he is befriended by Emily Taylor, an introverted girl and keen lepidopterist who brings James out of his shell via her love of butterflies.

Their friendship blossoms and James notices his feelings towards Emily begin to change. Keen to impress her, he sets out into the fields of Idaho intent on finding the perfect butterfly to pin, and thus capture her heart.

James walks for hours and eventually stops by a pond under the shade of a tree. There he feels a sense of profound peace and wellbeing, and is approached by god. God introduces himself as Bronzeberg; a tiny winged man and creator of all things. They talk about life, how being a god doesn’t mean omniscience, and how pretty Emily is underneath the glasses and hair, Bronzeberg wants to help his young friend, and creates a butterfly for James to capture.

James realises that while butterflies are neat, presenting Emily with the creator of the universe is likely to be far more impressive. James nets him, puts him in the killing jar, and drops in the ether-soaked cotton wool.

The next day James presents Emily with his prize, a mounted god, pinned and framed. Emily loves the gift and they walk together into the sunset.

As the Doc said, Next Title: What Kyle Said

This is why we can't have nice things.