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I've never been so heavily GIF'd before.

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This seems like it could be therapeutic. And potentially condemning...

Alien 3 is a better film than Aliens.

All three Matrix movies are great.

Zack Snyder is one of the most interesting directors working today.

Last Crusade is the weakest of the original three Indiana Jones films, and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is pretty much on par with it.

The 1996 Doctor Who TV movie with Paul McGann and Eric Roberts is perfectly fine.

Breaking Bad is a good show, but not one of the best shows of all time, and not even the best current TV has to offer.

Quantum of Solace is a good movie, and better than Casino Royale.

My favorite band is Paramore. Which isn't necessarily an unpopular opinion, providing that I'm talking to a group of teenage emo girls.

While I still love the movie, The Dark Knight is actually my least favorite of the Nolan bat-trilogy.

I feel so exposed right now, and it isn't even sexy.

I saw this last night. Had to go to an 11:00 showing because the 9:45 was sold out, which I found surprising with a Bond film. I had a very good time with it, but it wasn't the revelation the reviews led me to expect. Pretty much on a par with the previous two Craig films. But MEGA gorgeous and with better acting, perhaps.

My one major complaint is that the Aston Martin had the gadgets, honestly. Because in this continuity it's not from Q branch, he won it off Dimitrios. So when did all that get put in, and why does M know about it? Alternatively, if these films are suddenly meant to be sort of prequels to Dr. No now, he STILL shouldn't have it, because it was new in Goldfinger. Also, the Komodo dragons were shit.

Now, somebody smarter than I am chime in here; is this a sexist movie? Severine is fucking useless and not even Bond gives a shit when she dies. Moneypenny starts as a field agent but is so crazy bad at it that she ends up a receptionist. M dies and gets replaced by a man. Not necessarily sexist on the surface of it, but I think the execution might make it so. M dies because she's shit in a gunfight. That's really all it is. She's so shit she gets shot and drops her gun. Whereas Mallory is so badass that he can get shot, then be pretty much totally fine, scrounge up a gun, and take down some thugs. Just something that's been floating around in my head, I hate being the guy who calls sexism...

Jimmy B wrote:

Mitchell is in a couple of panel shows here as well as radio work. His partnership with Robert Webb has spawned a radio then TV sketch show and Peep Show which is apparently popular but I've never watched.

Chiming in to say that Peep Show is hysterical, and available for viewing on Netflix Instant. So is That Mitchell and Webb Look, for that matter...

Peep Show has the added point of interest for filmy-type people of being shot entirely through POV shots. Just throwing that out there.

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So I've been listening to episodes in chunks spread out across the week for a while now, just about an hour and twenty-five minutes into this one... Can we PLEASE get t-shirts that say, "Holy shit, Thor was right"?

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I haven't watched any of the X-Men trilogy movies in years, probably not since 2007, actually. But I really liked X2. I thought it was a great sequel, perfectly building upon the foundation of the first. My memory of it makes it the best X-Men film, even over First Class, but as I said, I haven't watched it in a long time, so like Dorkman I'm not sure if it would hold up to a rewatch. I've got the DVD, I'll have to test that sometime soon.

I never understood all the hate for The Last Stand, though. Word of mouth was so bad that I skipped it in the theater, and I ended up watching it on hotel pay-per view shortly before it hit DVD. I was pleasantly surprised by it, honestly. It's not a GREAT movie, and it's certainly weaker than its immediate predecessor, but I think it's roughly on the same level of the first X-Men. If The Last Stand is a weaker film, it isn't by much.

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Good episode, weird scenario. It's weird how much of my childhood Disney now owns. Their original animated films they actually made, then they bought the Muppets, they bought Pixar, now Star Wars and Indiana Jones... They just need Ghostbusters and it's all there.

Something that I haven't seen a lot of discussion on, and it wasn't addressed in the episode; Disney owns Skywalker Sound and Industrial Light and Magic now. What, if anything, does this mean for them?

And you guys joked about Lucas finding out he has cancer and trying to sort everything out before he dies... But is it just me, or does he seem really off in that Future of Star Wars Movies video Owen shared?

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I'd kind of like to see Paul Goddard as the Doctor.

Teague wrote:

Are you...sure? Because it's already getting hazy for me, the way that reveal-montage worked, but I distinctly recall thinking the white-man-black-woman combo out the window was not Hans and his wife, but Zachariah and his black ladyfriend. I wish the Wiki had the plot written down, or I could watch that scene again.

I'm pretty positive. It's Walken and his wife in the Quaker's place in that flashback. It's him for sure we see in the hospital for his neck, with his wife. Walken makes a reference to God having lost his kid too at some point, and in the psychopath story it was the Quaker's kid that got killed, by the born-again fella pre-born-again. Walken corrects Marty on his story in the car, saying that he was never alone stalking the guy, which is when it's revealed that his wife was with him. Marty ultimately has "the Quaker" whatever on his psychopath list, and Zeljko Ivanek talks about having killed "the old Quaker guy" near the end, after he's shot Walken. I do think it's kind of weird and confusing that two of the Seven Psychopaths had matronly black wives, but that's kind of a thing with McDonagh, I guess. Brendan Gleeson's dead wife was also black.

Teague wrote:

Okay, check this out: the Vietnamese guy didn't exist, and Charlie did. There were two endings to the movie in the movie - the one joke ending Billy talks about, and how the movie actually ends. In the joke ending, if the argument is "this is a potential way Billy sees his life going in the immediate future," then the Vietnamese guy shouldn't be in there because he's not real. If the argument is "this is how Marty should end his movie," then Charlie shouldn't be in there whining about his dog, because that's what's really happening to them, not part of the script.

Unless is is a part of the script, which is an indication that the movie Marty is writing is the one we're watching.

Certain details of the graveyard shoot-out are fuzzy to me. Is the dog present? Did Charlie talk about his dog? I only remember the reference to Zachariah's rabbit as far as animals. He gets away, because you can't kill the animals. If Bonnie was in that sequence, I don't remember him.

Regardless, I'll say that the fact that this confusion is present enough for us to have the debate is perhaps a sign that there is a lack of clarity about the fictional script's relation to the story. That Charlie would be in there talking about his dog doesn't necessarily represent a 1:1 relationship between the fictional script and the actual movie we're watching, but on the other hand it certainly could.

Although now that I think about it, if what we're seeing is the movie that Marty's written, the semi-post-credits sequence with Zachariah shouldn't be there.

bullet3 wrote:

See, I couldn't disagree more. The movie  they sell in the trailer looks like a silly, play-it-safe studio comedy. Instead, he starts with that premise and uses it to deconstruct the genre, and critique the audience's need for a violent resolution.

This, absolutely. I had the same problem with In Bruges; trailer made it look like an above average buddy comedy with no real substance, and not something that would end up in my top ten favorite films. It looked good enough to get me to see the movie, but it wasn't at all a good representation of what the film ultimately was. I think the trailer for Seven Psychopaths is an even worse example. If I hadn't already loved In Bruges and really enjoyed reading Martin McDonagh's plays, this probably isn't a movie I would have seen, based on the trailers. At least not in theaters. But I gave McDonagh the benefit of the doubt, and I fucking loved this movie. Not AS much as In Bruges, but that's a special film.

Teague, in response to your review, I can totally respect your feelings on the film. It's obviously not for everyone, and some of the friends I went to see it with shared a lot of your complaints. But I had two specific things I wanted to address.

Thing one, Hans wasn't the murderer-cum-born-again-Christian, he was the father who tormented him. I'm not sure how you could get confused on that, they even revisit the moment of the throat-slitting later and put him in Harry Dean Stanton's place, with his wife at his side. Then show him getting his neck seen to at the hospital. And if I remember correctly, it's the Harry Dean Stanton tormenting father who gets labeled as the second psychopath, not the born-again Christian. He's also the one written down on the list, Marty keeps crossing out the religion.

Second thing, I never came away with the sense that the script Marty writes in the movie is the movie we're seeing. I think the meta commentary comes from the fact that McDonagh is using the screen-writing aspect to comment on the very genre the film inhabits, and uses the Psychopath script and Billy's wild proposed ending to make his criticisms. Marty never discusses a thread that ties his various Psychopaths together, and I never felt like there was an intimation that the connective tissue was ever going to be the primary story we were seeing. The Vietnamese guy was obviously intended to be an actual character in the screenplay Marty was writing. And while Billy's shoot-out was insane and over-the-top, he HAS read the rest of the actual script, which he's basing his ending around, and that would imply to me that all the Psychopaths are real and interact in some way leading to the climax, which isn't true of the film we're watching.

Obviously there's a certain amount of overlap. Most of the Psychopaths do exist in Marty's real life, and he has his interactions with them. And he comments in the car about wanting his characters to go into the desert and just talk for the second half of the movie, which is very nearly exactly what happens. But that read to me as a writer drawing certain elements from his life for inclusion in the script, as most writers will do, regardless of the story and genre they're writing. It never gets recursive enough for me to believe we're watching the story the main character is writing, in the way that Adaptation did.

I could be wrong, and I certainly can't speak to Martin McDonagh's intent, but that was my feeling watching the film.

TheGreg wrote:
avatar wrote:
Squiggly_P wrote:

Tune in next year to find out!

If the Prometheus sequels and Blade Runner sequels aren't a complete steaming pile of shit, it'll be a triumph.

When I'm in charge sequel making will be a federal crime. While I realize that some people will claim that occasionally there is a sequel worth watching, we'll be saved from a whole lot of bullshit. Plus, the peace dividend will be huge. We have to realize that for every Transformers 12 a potentially good movie could have been made.

For every Transformers 12 as many as forty potentially good movies could have been made.

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iJim wrote:

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I love Quantum of Solace unashamedly. Casino Royale was great, but it was a little bloated and the drama isn't very nuanced. Which is fine, because that's not what I go to a Bond film for, but if you're not going to commit to it 100%, don't try it. Quantum is a lean, brutal movie. Daniel Craig has really found his footing in the role and is wonderfully ruthless and deadpan. The last scene in Russia is one of the best in Bond history. Disregarding the shakycam (which actually doesn't bother me, personally) I think it also has the best cinematography in the franchise. Though we'll see how I feel about that come November 9th.

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iJim wrote:

I've always felt bad for Pierce because I think he was the best Bond. But he was stuck with some really crappy scripts. TND is the exception and he shines here. Brosnan has the ability to do the fun charming stuff and yet he can drop the beat and be a stone cold killer.

He also just *looks* like Bond to me.

I'm so glad to see somebody say this. I've always been a fan of Pierce Brosnan as an actor, and I know he really loved the franchise. It was nice to see him being genuinely enthusiastic with the press when he talked about the movies. I think his first three are all actually pretty good, (or amazing if we're grading on a curve and putting the Moore films in there), but he could have  been a really great Bond if he'd had better material. It seemed shitty to me that he was always pushing to go darker with Bond and when they finally did it they canned him.

That said, I really love Daniel Craig and think he's made the role his own in a way nobody since Connery has been able to. And even Connery was sleepwalking through the franchise after (or maybe even during) Goldfinger.

iJim wrote:

The score in the film is traditional Bond too. I really hate when composers get cutesy with the theme. As in Goldeneye, half of the Rodger Moore films, etc.. Your synthesized cover of the theme never ages well, people.

How do you feel about David Arnold being replaced by Thomas Newman for Skyfall?

As for my favorite Bond, it's a genuinely hard choice. From Russia With Love has been at the top for a long time, but its spot gets taken over by On Her Majesty's Secret Service every once in a while. Weirdly, while I think Lazenby is the second worst Bond, he's the guy I see and hear when I read the books.

The Living Daylights, Tomorrow Never Dies, and Quantum of Solace are also big favorites of mine. But I dunno, I guess I have to give it to FRWL.

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So I just listened to this episode, enjoyed it a lot. But I have to ask; why did you all agree that District 9 is found footage, but then decided that the Christopher Guest movies are faux documentaries? I would think District 9 would be a faux documentary too, if you're making the distinction.

I recently went on a commentary binge and listened to the commentaries for Alien and Blade Runner for the first time. The way Ridley Scott talks, just the fact that he's full of himself and uses these bizarre sentence structures (like ending sentences with, "yeah?")... I swear to God he's the real-life David Brent.

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Scarecrow's definitely strangling some crows. Woodman gets in some bobcat decapitation and wolf slaying. Lion joins him on the wolves and also mauls a massive spider. All are involved in the group murdering of angry tiger-bears. No time for bees, I'm afraid. The flying monkeys are under the control of a mysterious golden cap, and have much more than just the one scene MGM gave them.

China country and hammerheads? Check. Glinda being a separate witch from the south and not Dorothy's greeter, thus not just a conniving bitch? BIG check.

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Fido wrote:

With Prometheus being the first movie in a trilogy (according to a 1min google) could the hate be premature if/when the following parts turn all the mad into big_smile ?

Unless in the third one it's revealed that Noomi Rapace has been trapped in the Engineer's version of the Matrix since before the events of the first movie, and the stupidity of her "scientist" comrades was all some bizarre sociological experiment... No.

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I just re-listened to the Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection commentaries this week. I REALLY hope you commentate all over Prometheus, and I hope you bring Eddie and Matt in for it. You guys were all hopeful about the potential  of the prequel(s) when you were doing Resurrection, and now I want Eddie to hate-rape the squandering of that potential.

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In the same vein as the Dawn of the Dead one-two punch, I'd be interested in hearing commentaries for the original Nightmare on Elm Street and the remake. The remake was pretty poorly received by critics, but having seen both of the movies for the first time recently, I thought they were more or less equal. Both of them are pretty effective horror movies, and they excel in separate areas. I do think Jackie Earle Haley's Freddy was more compelling than Robert Englund's, but that opinion will probably get me burnt at the stake.

Poltergeist might have some interesting material to mine on the subject of the Tobe Hooper/Steven Spielberg debate.

Does American Psycho count?

Blair Witch Project could be good, from what I remember you guys haven't talked a lot about the found footage subgenre.

Psycho, for obvious reasons.

An American Werewolf in London might be fun.

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I'm glad we live in a universe where David Byrne and St. Vincent have not only met, but also made a kickass album together.

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I enjoyed that. The whole thing was pretty good, but the last ten seconds or so were perfect.

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We actually ARE lucky enough to be getting it same-day, September 1st, here in the ol' US of A.

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BigDamnArtist wrote:

Cheers,
-a slightly blunt but honest BDA.

After working on this for years and finding it hard to get anything more than an, "I liked it," "Eh, it was alright," or, "This specific thing isn't exactly like the book so rot in hell you pedophiles," a blunt, honest critique is very appreciated. Some of your criticism I certainly agree with. I think Drew and I both agree that it's not our ideal version of the scene, but we need it for so many things we couldn't afford to sit on it and polish it any longer.

As far as the shakycam, Drew can speak to the technical far better than I can, but it's not really director's choice, except insofar as the director chose to be bad at setting up tracking markers. We keep refining that as we shoot, though, and we're getting it sorted, I think. I do like handheld camera work, nothing too intentionally aggressive, just something on the shoulder with a little float, and that's what we're going for. I think the shot it works best in in the forest is the one where Dorothy returns and the camera follows her in as she goes to oil the neck. That one is my favorite in the sequence. But the handheld thing is never something that's applied in post, if it's there on a shot it's because the camera was on my shoulder when we filmed it.

As far as Woodman's voice being disconcerting, this is something I really agonized over. We knew from pretty early on that we didn't want to do anything like malleable tin, so there's not going to be any real lip sync as such on the character. When he talks the plan is for Muppet-style flaps of the jaw. But he's supposed to be totally frozen with rust in this sequence, and it felt weird to me for his jaw to be the exception, when the hinge that moves it is no different from what lets his elbows and knees bend. One option was to have him  speak all "mmmm's" and grunts in this bit, and that was quickly dismissed. So we decided that since there's really no mechanism that allows speech, it's all magic anyway, we'd let him talk normally and just apply a substantial echo, like the sound is bouncing around inside of him. Once he's oiled and can open his jaw, most of that echo would die away. Hopefully it will work in context, but maybe not.

In regard to weird shot choices and editing... I don't really have any explanations for myself. That's the way I wanted to shoot it and the way I wanted to edit it. Felt right at the time, I dunno.

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Zarban wrote:

Cool! The low-budget roots certainly show, but I like the acting, and some of the visual effects are terrific. I was a little confused by the audio, tho.

Scarecrow's voice in particular seems disconnected from the character because, I think, the actor was recorded in a studio like a podcast but Dorothy was recorded on set with a boom. That tonal difference was quite noticeable. I thought it was some kind of voiceover at first before I realized it was supposed to be coming form Scarecrow.

First, thanks for the nice words. Always room for those.

Weirdly, Dorothy is actually ADR'd, and we recorded her audio and the Scarecrow's audio in the same location with the same microphone. I'm not sure what would lead to the effect you described, I've unfortunately had to do the sound work myself thus far and I'm afraid it's not something I have much talent for.

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BigDamnArtist wrote:

Cool, you have any specific shots from the trailer you worked on? (Although I can't imagine the crew was huge for this kind of production?)

On the first clip I just modeled, textured, rigged, and animated the Tin Woodman, contributed a few small bits to the environment. On the second clip I modeled, textured, and rendered the environment, and did the compositing (with a matchmove assist from Mr. drewjmore). As far as not effects work, I also directed and edited both of them. Your assumptions about crew size are totally spot on.  wink