Ooh, I forgot about Gravity! Also, I'm kind of excited for Cabin in the Woods, The Great Gatsby, and Les Miserables.

Nice to see some love for Chronicle! I think it'll be a breakout hit.

You guys should do Secretary.

I'll admit, I'm a tad bit disappointed that Transformers 3 didn't make the cut, but otherwise I'm psyched about this list. Looks like I have to watch Unforgive now...

My dearest, loveliest Teague,

My days at present are ill and black. A grim cloud o'erhangs my every thought, and sometimes I feel that my very mind has been sicklied over with evil and chaos. There is but one thought that awakens me to action each gray morning, and that thought is of you.

For when my ever-troubled mind rests on your beautious image, evil turns its back on me. The glimmering light of your complexion strikes sparks onto the eternal dark of the night. Once, your bright red hair was the magical flame that kindled my very soul, and now the brown that rests softly on your head soothes me, and brings me to an inner peace. Your full beard is a constant reminder of a bountiful harvest field, and your eyes hath in them more pulchritude than a million million stars.

O Teague, O Teague, from where did you come? Surely not from heaven, for the voices of every angel together in song surely could not match your beautiful vocal expression. And it is known that whenever your digits touch the keys of a piano, even the greatest composers tremble in their graves, ashamed and astonished to behold true art. "Oh god!" they cry, "Mine ears doth quake with this everlasting beauty! My abilities would fill a teacup as his overflow a hogshead! Oh lord, do strike mine ears from off my head before I am driven into madness by this overwhelming magnificence!"

But Teague, your image can only defend my mind from horror for so long. Every day is a struggle, a torture, a hardship. And you are the only force in the vast and monstrous cosmos that can uphold the small goodness in it. Teague, you are that small goodness. You are a tiny ray of light in an uncaring world. You are my only hope for a life beyond pain.

Teague, you are the only star worth wishing on when night falls.

Yours in love,

Doctor Submarine

Wow, that was actually a fun writing exercise. I highly recommend it.

Teague will change your member status for anything. A polite wave and he's all over you.

Are Ebert jokes fair game? Because I've got a whole stack here and I've been waiting for the go-ahead.

I think I know why you thought there were 18 films on the list.

Fucking spreadsheets...

Also, I changed my list a bit. Now Transformers 3 and Kick-Ass are tied for the final spot.

Here's a spreadsheet I made last night. It is updated every time someone posts a new list to ensure up-to-the-minute accuracy.

I might have OCD.

EDIT: My Top 6 is different from Maul's. I think he might have missed the more recent votes.

Last Airbender is one of the worst movies I've seen...well, ever. It is also fucking hysterical. People were rolling in the aisles when I saw this film.