To be fair, it was you who went off course by questioning BDA's question

Whack-a-mole! Whack-a-mole! The danger of being bitten adds to the thrill, and let's face it, you would only be killing time until your enevitable demise anyway.

You have the option to replace a perfectly healthy limb with an artificial one with similar level of function / sensation. Do you?

Well... James Cameron seems like an ass who's pretty in love with himself, so I'd keep away from that guy for sure. Stephen Fry would be an experience, but he's also a pretty large man, and airplanes are not spacious. Megan Fox... I'm just repulsed by her for some reason. Next. As for Richard Dawkins I'm sure there'd be plenty of interesting discussion to be had, but for 13 hours straight? That leaves Jon Stewart. He's funny, he seems pretty approachable, and he's also tiny. Perfect plane-ride buddy.

Oh no, you've happened upon a wizard and gotten on his bad side! He decides he's going to turn you into an animal. You beg and plead with him not to do it, and he graciously allows you to pick from any animal on the planet, including insects. What is your new form?

Carl Sagan has been auto-tuned many times, which (sorta kinda) makes him a "musician". There is only one Carl Sagan and he, more than any other, died too soon.

In a few years, you have your genome sequenced as part of a routine medical check-up. The doctor holds an his envelope which reveals the year that you're projected (accurately) to die of old age and whether you're likely to get Alzheimers, etc. Do you open the envelope or throw it in the bin?

I'd stay just to see what happens if I attempt to change things. Let's see which time travel movie got it right!

You get to ask George Lucas one question whilst he is on some sort of truth serum, what do you ask?

I'd throw the rights in the trash where they belong. All semblance of credibility, of reputation, of goodwill, has been leached out of the franchise. It's been debased, infantilized, pimped out, and gutted of any dignity. It couldn't be more pathetic if it was $2 heroin-addled hooker spread-eagled and lifeless in the dumpster.

Which planet do you want to visit most? Mars? Pandora? LV-426? Middle Earth? Arrakis?

I smile and nod usually and say 'hi' or 'hello'. If they offer to shake my hand, I do so, but I never offer first. I always maintain eye contact, especially if it's for something important like a job interview. I try to be as polite as possible when meeting someone new.

My Q: If you could turn any existing non-musical film into one, what film would it be and why?

Anyone in all of history? No contest. Shatner.

You are challenged to a duel by a European duke (or duchess, as the case may be) for a rather shocking offense which, to be frank, you are brazenly guilty of. What weapon and location do you choose?

Reality is dull. Sure exiting things happen, often horrible disturbing things, but when was the last time you saw a dragon or spaceship in real life? Us humans have always made up stories that are fantastical, we all want to escape from reality on occasion. From cheesy romance novels to Sci-Fi stories about far off planets.

If you could be a member of a movie/TV/book family, which one would you want to be part of? A family member that doesn't already exist mind you, create a character.

I think ideally I'd choose to be born to a wealthy English-American family and be raised in England with dual citizenship. I'd hate to lose my ability to vote against Republican candidates but I'd love the history and posh accent.

In fact, make it a duke's family, and then I could challenge Avatar to a duel and stab him while he was readying his imaginary video game gun.

Imagine an elephant cut lengthwise from the trunk, over the brow, down the back, and splitting the tail. What looks almost exactly like one half of an elephant?

Yes, I just thought I'd shake things up a little.

But what is your question?