meine Nippel explodieren mit Lust

("You're welcome", according to my phrasebook...)

Sup punks?

My name is Meghan and after enjoying (???) several years of IRL friendship with that oft-bearded semi-tyrant Teague, I thought it was due time for me to come join the internet masses and meet his friends.

A little about me? I have blue hair. It's a thing. Don't make it weird. I sell sex toys for a living. My most often used phrases are "I know that guy" or "I can find you a guy to do that" or "Of course I'll have more whiskey."

I'm a massive cinephile, spending many of my free days sitting in theaters (and living rooms) and am most fond of psychological horror, slasher films and dark, cerebral, think-about-your-life-and-feel-bad films.

I look forward to your banter, and I look forward to finally getting to pick on Teague in front of his friends.
(Moooom Stttoooopppp!!!)

I think the remarkable thing about Toy Story is that it successfully gets the audience to identify with a minor supporting character (Andy) instead of the heroes. This is even reinforced by, of all things, the merchandising campaign, which allows you to own duplicates of the heroes just like Andy.

So the message becomes "you never really stop loving your toys, even when you stop playing with them" rather than "sometimes our parents/god stop loving us".

Interesting perspective, tho.