Topic: The Chronicles of Riddick

lol wtf twohy

Sorry Matt.

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isnt the directors cut the only one out there? I mean that usually defies logic, but I remember when this movie was released... only the directors cut was in stores n' shit...

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Just downloaded and looking forward to listening. However, I think this might be one commentary that I disagree a lot with you guys on.

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Leave notes for us to discuss, I look forward to conversation.

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You have never been wronger than in this commentary, guys. Chronicles of Riddick is an *awesome* movie. The biggest error you made is watching Pitch Black first, and trying to make a connection. I did it right, and watched Riddick first, thinking, when I later watched Pitch Black, "what freaking B-movie ripoff of alien is this?".

Riddick rules. End of discussion. smile

This bodes well though; I will probably thorougly enjoy Sucker Punch ! (After all, I love Hudson Hawk)

/Z

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MasterZap wrote:

You have never been wronger than in this commentary, guys. Chronicles of Riddick is an *awesome* movie. The biggest error you made is watching Pitch Black first, and trying to make a connection. I did it right, and watched Riddick first, thinking, when I later watched Pitch Black, "what freaking B-movie ripoff of alien is this?".

Riddick rules. End of discussion. smile

This bodes well though; I will probably thorougly enjoy Sucker Punch ! (After all, I love Hudson Hawk)

/Z

I haven't listened to the commentary yet but from the posts so far I feel I will be disagreeing as well. Riddick is f'ing awesome.

Still looking forward to it though. I just listened to the complete thrashing you rightfully gave Surrogates.

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MasterZap wrote:

The biggest error you made is watching Pitch Black first, and trying to make a connection.

But Pitch Black is the first film, Riddick is it's sequel. How were they supposed to watch it? Riddick first? That makes no sense.  If you watch a sequel to a film that totally changes the tone (and even the genre) of course people are going to try to make the connection.

Oh, look, the discussion hasn't ended after all........ wink

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I have to go with Jimmy on this one. If someone made a movie followed by a sequel that had virtually nothing in common at all with the first movie, the burden is not on me to watch the second movie first. The burden is on the second movie to make sense. It's not my fault it's in the same franchise, they could have named it Indiana Jones. (With similar results, but.)

Riddick is a weird mess, some people like weird messes. Even I like them occasionally. (Snow Crash, Sucker Punch.) The thing is, though, "weird mess" is a status, not a genre, and it's even more mileage-may-vary than a controversial genre would be.

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Exactly and it's not as though Riddick is a prequel. Although, I'm not sure it would make any more sense if it was as both films still seem to take place in different realities.....

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But you yourself agree it's not really a sequel. Your mistake is thinking of it as one. Stop! 'tis an awesome hi-budget movie preceeded by an okay-ish small budget fair... which you can think of as a test-movie, or something that just happens to use the same actors and character names. FORGET ABOUT IT, Pitch Black isn't what's important, CHRONICLES is what's important!!!!

/Z

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I'm not a fan of the movie regardless of its sequel status. It's just extra baffling that it is a sequel, to a movie it in no way resembles.

Pitch Black couldn't even be argued to be a test film, because the universe, rules, and scope are completely different. What were they testing? Just Riddick? "I wonder if Vin Diesel wearing goggles will reflect photons well enough that he could be exposed on film alongside other actors." "Before we do anything, we should make a tightly plotted little survival thriller to test it out."

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Ya'll be trippin'. Riddick is a classic example of a bad movie. The plot is totally overstuffed, and completely nonsensical.

On a similar note, when I told a friend of mine recently that I had the same complaint about At World's End, he told me that he actually liked it better than Dead Man's Chest (because there were less random story tangents and fewer running gags), and that he never understood how people found it confusing. Apparently, he always understood it perfectly. Is that what's going on with the Riddick fans in the room?

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Teague wrote:

"I wonder if Vin Diesel wearing goggles will reflect photons well enough that he could be exposed on film alongside other actors." "Before we do anything, we should make a tightly plotted little survival thriller to test it out."

That could be the case. Vin Diesel only reflects photons if he wants to.

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dork man got the war hammer 40k thing right on. made me really want to see a WH40k movie but not as a pitch black sequel.
If this had been a free standing concept and thus the story changes necessary to do that, could this have worked maybe?
the Necromongers as Sardaukar or Harkonnen would be great too.

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Doctor Submarine wrote:

On a similar note, when I told a friend of mine recently that I had the same complaint about At World's End, he told me that he actually liked it better than Dead Man's Chest (because there were less random story tangents and fewer running gags), and that he never understood how people found it confusing. Apparently, he always understood it perfectly. Is that what's going on with the Riddick fans in the room?

You're friends with someone who prefers At World's End to Dead Man's Chest? Why?

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Sorry, I will not apologize for loving Riddick. It's over the top, yes. But it thrusts me head first into this beautiful-to-the-point-of-absurdity world *without* going all tounge-in-cheek about it (fifth element, I'm looking at you), it's unapologetically operatically over the top, and doesn't flinch about it. I wish more movies were like that.

Heck, I even like the acting, and would NOT place dame Dench on such a pedestal as y'all do here. Sure, she does her job, but you guys seem to be of the impression she is the only one able to act here? The whole POINT of these operatic-to-the-max things is that it SHOULD be the battle-of-the-poseurs, FFS!

Yes, I saw Riddick before Pitch (notice how - at least in this part of the world, there is no "Chronicles of Riddick" labeling on Pitch Black?) and this colors my opinion. I understand you guys are confused and shell-shocked by that transition. I get that.

But come-on?

Isn't this FANTASTICALLY operatically over-the-topically glorious?

Also, the Necromongers aren't aiming for a "specific point in space"; but the underverse, which seems to be some kind of afterlife-ish thing/parallell dimension-ish/magical realm-ish, which completely explains why they need followers (perhaps you need a belief-quotient-density greatrer than 62 hail-mary's per cubic inch of space to warp space-death-time enough to pass over?)

You guys lack imagination smile

/Z (I still love you, tho)

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[Edit] This was a little snarky and nonconstructive. [/edit]

I tend to disagree MasterZap, but wholeheartedly back your right to love awful films. For example I love Undead and Bad Taste, both of which are terrible.

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What, you had something snarky and you deleted it - or - you thought what I said was snarky and unconstructive?

If the former, I'd love to read your snarky version smile>

/Z

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MasterZap wrote:

Sorry, I will not apologize for loving Riddick. It's over the top, yes. But it thrusts me head first into this beautiful-to-the-point-of-absurdity world *without* going all tounge-in-cheek about it (fifth element, I'm looking at you), it's unapologetically operatically over the top, and doesn't flinch about it. I wish more movies were like that.

Many movies ARE like that. WANTED and SUCKER PUNCH are two off the top of my head.

My favorite bit is where you insist that the Necromongers' motivation is "completely explained," then proceed to speculate possible reasons and exhort us to use our imaginations in coming up with our own, essentially admitting that no explanation is actually supplied by the film.

But maybe the movie makes more sense in the original Swedish.

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Seriously, guys. It's fine to like bad movies. We all do.

But don't kid yourself about how good or bad it is. How much you enjoy a movie is a matter of subjective opinion. How well it tells its story is not.

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That's spot on, Mr. F.

And it is perfectly fine to like bad movies, I love action movies from the 80s and a lot of them are 'bad'. And by ' alot' I mean 'most' big_smile

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For the most part, I agree with Zap.

First of all, you guys did a great job with this commentary. It was entertaining and constructive, without being a total slam fest, which I don't think you want to do. You guys made me think...for good or ill...and here are my thoughts:

1: Plot summary: Every since "Pitch Black" and the statement that that movie could be summed up neatly while "Chronicles" could not. So, I figured that I would summarize it. "The fate of the universe rests with a murderous loner to try and stop a marauding army led by a crazy half-dead." Not perfect, but it works, IMHO.

2. I saw this movie before "Pitch Black," and was not familiar with the movie at all, so the tone and feel did not feel off to me. Yes, it has more of a fantasy epic feel than a hard sci-fi piece, but that does not take away from the film. However, I do agree that they could not decide what kind of movie this was going to be, and that muddies the film a little, making a few scenes feel a little out of place. Overall, though, I think the world is very interesting, and engaging, which drives me to enjoy this movie.

3. Yes, I get the Necromongers  motivation. We are told they will "kill or convert" every human being. In this way, they are not different than the Borg or the Empire in their desire to dominate the galaxy.. I find it interesting that we accept that the Empire in Star Wars as evil but all other bad guys must be defined and defined well.

4. Perhaps the point I want to emphasize the most is that in this movie Riddick has character development. In "Pitch Black" he is just a killer or happens to be able to save them. In "Chronicles" Riddick goes from being a loner, to having some relationships with Kira and Iman. He cares enough to risk going into the middle of the Necro army and take on Iman's killer. He manipulates the Mercs into going to Crematoria where he knows that Kyra is, based on what Iman told him about her. He goes from an anti-hero to reluctant hero, as he is forced to take on the Necro army.
I think people who watch Pitch Black then Riddick have a problem because Riddick goes from player to main character. While Riddick is an interesting from a character standpoint, having him be the main guy upon which the whole movie turns perhaps is a dramatic turn and not everyone reacted well to it. I personally enjoy Disel's performance, but not everyone will.

By the way, know your enemies:
Necromongers:
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2 … -Vaako.jpg

Necromancer:
http://www.tuckborough.net/images/sauron.jpg


Those are just a few important tips big_smile

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Good post, man.

fireproof78 wrote:

For the most part, I agree with Zap.

First of all, you guys did a great job with this commentary. It was entertaining and constructive, without being a total slam fest, which I don't think you want to do. You guys made me think...for good or ill.

Thanks dude.

fireproof78 wrote:

"The fate of the universe rests with a murderous loner to try and stop a marauding army led by a crazy half-dead."

You forgot Space Jesus, but sure. The problem I could hear Dorkman having with my point about a clean sentence, even at the time, is that ultimately you can boil anything down to a sentence, what's actually more telling is how much you have to leave out of the sentence.

In the case of Pitch Black, I think "A spaceship transporting a convict crashes on a planet of nocturnal monsters during a total eclipse, and only the convict can get them through it" basically sums up everything in the movie, where your sentence - while not inaccurate - doesn't encapsulate everything. Hence, Riddick is a bit more convoluted. 

The other reason my point about a one-sentencer isn't quite valid is that some things that are truly good can't be described in a sentence either. (I can't think of any, at the moment, but.)

fireproof78 wrote:

We are told they will "kill or convert" every human being. In this way, they are not different than the Borg or the Empire in their desire to dominate the galaxy.

Can't speak intelligently about the Borg because I've been busy having sex my whole life, but I always thought of the Empire more as the galactic police, with a drop of corruption, not an uprising army. So it's a bit easier for me to buy the Empire.

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fireproof78 wrote:

"The fate of the universe rests with a murderous loner to try and stop a marauding army led by a crazy half-dead."

Except that for most of the movie, he's not trying to stop them. Even at the end, it's more about him saving what's-her-name than defeating the Necromongers.

Jimmy B wrote:

And it is perfectly fine to like bad movies, I love action movies from the 80s and a lot of them are 'bad'.

As a man who loves Howard the Duck, I don't have the righteous high ground to judge anyone.

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Brian Finifter wrote:
Jimmy B wrote:

And it is perfectly fine to like bad movies, I love action movies from the 80s and a lot of them are 'bad'.

As a man who loves Howard the Duck, I don't have the righteous high ground to judge anyone.

Very true. I love Little Monsters, The Golden Child and Tango & Cash, so I can't judge anyone either* big_smile



*which I would never dream of doing anyway, people can love whatever film they want to.

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