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Re: Hobbit 3 - Battle of the Bloated Trilogy (Soilers)

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On the subject of the violence, it's tempting to forget that you're an adult with years of experience and desensitivation towards more severe forms, but I'd encourage all of us to not to think that the lack of blood spurts and gore somehow makes violence more acceptable or more appropriate for kids. A beheading is still a beheading, and firing an arrow through an orc's head is just as violent without blood as with blood. The DoS EE has been given a 15 rating here in the UK, which puts it on the same level as Taken 2 (which I'm sure we'd all agree is not for kids).

There was a bit of debate over violence and ratings over Christmas (my siblings all have young children) and it was interesting to hear how even 'clean violence' was still influential. I've seen the young ones attempt to duplicate the fighting of Power Rangers, so on the face of it, there's no such thing as clean, appropriate violence, no matter how cartoonish it is. That's probably another topic though.

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I would not mind having that debate. On another forum, a poster was actually happy to see "wet stuff" referring to the Orc blood on Orkrist making it more realistic. I'm sitting there going, I don't need to see that in order to know that this is a rather violent film.

I agree with BDA in regards to the child-like tone of the film as to the physics, the over-the-top cartoonish actions that he listed. Unfortunately, PJ tried to blend such elements in to a progressively darker film, as Doc mentioned, with the grittier aspects of a war, and beheadings, and torture and madmen and the like. It is, in my opinion, a ridiculous blend that waters down both elements to the point that it is hard to take the film seriously.

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"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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I'm not saying I wouldn't watch it, but I don't think it's really for the general market in the way Sony was imagining.

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not long to go now...

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not long to go now...

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That's crazy!

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Compare that to LotR, which was under $300 million, and it's rather abundantly clear where a lot of the problem came from.

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Yes, I'm looking forward to a good fan edit once all the Extended Editions are out in November and you have about 8 hours of raw material to cull down to about 3-4 hours. The action sequences can be trimmed, a lot of the Kili love subplot, Stephen Fry's assistant in BOTFA, most of the stupid dwarf antics, etc. There might even be a decent movie there for a dedicated editor to extract. Whether it's worth anyone's time - probably several weeks' worth of work...

not long to go now...

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Indeed.

I knew that several fan edits would come to light, but there is some genuinely good scenes and acting the Hobbit trilogy. It is just drowned out in excess material.

By the way, I have not forgotten my attempt at a review audio podcast. I just decided to wait for the EE so I can see all the material and make my evaluation.

I doubt there will be enough to salvage it but I'll least have seen it all.

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Ok, so Hobbit 3 EE is 'available'. It's definitely a lot more violent, and the battle scenes are the most expanded element of the film (understandable given the nature of this one).

There's no fix for the Ravenhill scenes (obviously), and these are still probably the weakest parts of the film (it's needlessly convoluted and the whole 'Kili and Fili are sent ahead to investigate' stuff makes no sense).

It's also filled with humour that's a whole lot funnier than 99% of the Alfrid stuff. I'm amazed at how out of place his scenes are. He's Jar Jar Binks level awful in this.

There are a couple of scenes, including a bit with Legolas, which are absurdly ridiculous.

I'm looking forward to getting the bluray and listening to the commentary.

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I can't...can't. I probably will never watch any of these movies again. In my life.

I was too young to be upset by the Star Wars prequels, but after watching these, I finally understood how upsetting it can be.

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Just ploughing through the 11 hours of extras on the blu-ray EE set. Amazing bonus features, as always. Peter Jackson's team does the best DVD extras by far, ever since LOTR. Must be 70 hours worth in total for the two trilogies. Some parts are warts 'n all. Some are just contrived "funny" events that happened on set, rather than a technical lecture on behind-the-scenes. Very watchable. The craft of Weta Workshop is extraordinary. They burned through more money that you didn't see on screen than the entire budgets of other tentpole movies.

The commentary is alright - but I get the sense both Jackson and Boyens are happy to see the last of Middle Earth. Jackson doesn't seen very knowledgeable on the Tolkien mythology despite being immersed in the universe for 15 years. It's not that informative and repeats material already in the extensive Appendices.

Now waiting for some fan commentaries of the EE Hobbit movies (wish it was a FIYH marathon) and a fan edit.

not long to go now...

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I'm steadily watching The Hobbit: The Tolkien Edit, which is a 4:21h long super cut of all the movies.
I haven't watched The Battle of the Five Armies yet either, so I'll watch this now, and then maybe later watch all the extended editions and see for myself, but for now, I just want the story, not the bloated exposition and side-plots that are too mushy and pointless, even for a season of One Tree Hill.

But yeah, my point is, there are actually several fan edits out there. This one in particular has gotten some great reviews as well.

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not long to go now...

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