True, my tripod had rivets. I drilled one out and replaced it with a 33 cent screw.

My mom is a rabid hockey fan. I can't explain it; every so often she'll buy a standing room ticket for a Blackhawks game on a lark and go shout at the players for a few hours. Anyway, this is one of her all time favorite movies. Pro-tip: this is not a movie anyone should watch with their mother.

Notice that he totally jacked your flow in his reply too. Wack.

I'm just spitballing here. No need to let the thread just die or nuthin'.

CHRIS exists to take from the poor and give to the rich. He's under their control in an oligarchic economic collaptocalipse. CHRIS is a clever acronym denoting the legions of evil-Robocop-Voltrons our masters want to impose over us, but we're not going to let them! An unlikely alliance of cool teens, hacker geeks and lame adults conspire to commandeer enough CHRISes to form their own giant CHRISTOPHER and protect freedom and liberty by robo-punching the bad guys into submission.

Thus you are also somewhat uncertain of the elapsed duration of your incarnation, and could be well upwards of 900 years old. I stand by my demographic assessment. 

Haha, Teague has gestated another one.
Non-foreign, hetero, upper end of the age demo.
I vote we let him in anyway.

Welcome aboard man!

Teague is going to lose it over this. Nice artwork!