776

(93 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I disagree.

777

(4 replies, posted in Movie Stuff)

Your memory is right, Trey. They show that while bulletproof glass is great for stopping things from getting it, it also keeps you from getting out smile

778

(4 replies, posted in Movie Stuff)

Remember when turning comedians into action stars was a thing?

OK, you still see it with regard to superhero movies, but once upon a time it worked. Eddie Murphy in 48 Hrs. Bruce Willis in Die Hard. Billy Crystal in Running Scared.

You heard me.

The story is simple. Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines (who gets top billing) are two plain clothed Chicago cops. Long time partners, they are at that point where they are a bit too comfortable at their job. Legal niceties are ignored to get the bad guys, resulting in lots of lawsuits, but get the bad guys they do, all while enjoying themselves. A bust of drug dealer Jimmy Smits goes a bit wrong, and our heroes are forced to take a vacation in Key West... where they discover retiring might be a pleasurable option. Returning, they decide to take one more crack at getting Smits before heading south. But, as old Buffalo Bills coach Marv Levy used to say, once you talk about retiring, you are retired. They become cautious. They... are running scared.

But, forget all that.

This movie lives or dies on the chemistry between Crystal and Hines, as two old friends who honestly like each other. It is thus more of a Butch and Sundance relationship than most cop films. They wisecrack, run scams, and generally know the system well enough to do what they want. Those who oppose police over reach will not like this film smile For the most part, it works. The jokes are good, with some especially good lines (on re-watching it, I discovered it to be the source for one I use often at hockey games: "Hey, no autopsy, no foul!"). The actions scenes are fun, including a car chase on Chicago's elevated tracks. The ending, too, is not quite what you expect, as the expected beat is nicely stepped around.

All is not perfect in this Peter Hyams film, though. The plot is mostly dealt with by having someone come up to our heroes, giving a few lines of exposition telling what the new development is. None of it makes much sense, and Smits is not a real character. Also, while most of the improv in the movie is great, the two leads having good chemistry, I really wish the director had reigned in Crystal a bit. A couple times he goes into silly voice mode. These are characters from his Saturday Night Live days, and stuck out as a bad idea back in the day. Nowadays, maybe, they'll work better as you youngsters probably haven't seen those bits.

I will say Crystal and Hines make good cops. Crystal in particular looks the part, and even physically seems in good enough shape. I really wish he had kept doing these type of roles, either sequels to this or just more action movies in general. It looks like this was his first staring role, so a more successful box office could have easily sent him off in that direction. Imagine, no Harry Met Sally, but instead Running Scared 3: Still Running!

In closing, it's a minor classic that is well worth watching.

779

(112 replies, posted in Episodes)

Just for the fun of it, I looked at the wiki entry for the 1981 Lone Ranger movie. I never saw it in theaters, for the same reason nobody else did: the horrible PR regarding TV Lone Ranger Clayton Moore. Basically, the new owners of the rights forbid the old guy from wearing the mask at county fair appearances, and came out looking like evil bullies (not good in Reagan's new America!). I do remember catching it on TV much later, and thinking it wasn't horrible. I'm now amused to see a) Christopher Lloyd played the bad guy, and b) they re-dubbed the voice of the guy playing the Lone Ranger. That... well, that's a special kind of stupid.

780

(112 replies, posted in Episodes)

Trey wrote:

The one impression I kept from those ancient Pertwee episodes, and which seems just as true in the four 21st century Who episodes I just watched (and Torchwood as well), is that one of the themes of Doctor Who is that the universe doesn't give a damn about anybody.  Every episode seems to involve one or more random people getting royally farked by random circumstance.

Yup. If I"m not mistaken, in the About Time books about the original series, they mention in only ONE story of the entire series does nobody die. ONE. The Doctor often seems to not be interested until some poor guy is killed (the 4th Doctor was usually guilty of this).

The idea that the Doctor showing up is a sign for people to panic, as something horrible is going to happen, is a fun one that I think New Who dealt with for a bit.

781

(2 replies, posted in Creations)

I'll have to talk to my editor about the typos, although the one at the very end I know of and will be corrected the next time I update the site. As for the sex, yeah, the stories aren't for everyone. Those scenes keep me from even considering putting the stuff in online stores, but I usually only include them when they're needed. Given the site hosting my stories is a sex site, they're quite restrained smile

The Waifs has only one or two erotic scenes, so should pass everyone's prude test.

782

(991 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Benny was his female companion after Ace, but otherwise not a bad list smile

(In the same book that introduced Benny, the wonderful "Love and War", it's hinted the personality of the 7th Doctor killed the 6th because there was serious business to do and that aspect of him was too egotistical and self centered)

783

(112 replies, posted in Episodes)

OK, can we just get rid of this whole "first series, 5th series" thing? The show started in 1963. Just name the Doctor. That's all the "series" information we need!

784

(112 replies, posted in Episodes)

Also keep in mind Doctor Who is the type of show where people jump in at whatever the current point is. Doesn't matter if you come in with the 1st Doctor, 3rd, 6th, etc. Ignore the whole idea of seasons, or this whole "continuity" kick modern Who has. Just pick a good episode, prime the new viewer with some context, and go.

785

(112 replies, posted in Episodes)

Trey wrote:

Not a flick - Golden Cronenberg is in the new SHIELD series.  Rumor has it we'll also see Firefoot, Sergeant Pants, Lady Drywall, and Paperclip. As for the rumors of a cameo by Cheesestraw and Tickling Otter, I'm not holding my breath.

Not Holding My Breath is on First.

786

(112 replies, posted in Episodes)

The King read versions were only released on audio tape (I have them), but very careful searching can drum up rips. Ebay will probably get you the originals.

A warning to anyone now interested in going back and watching classic Trek: A couple years ago, Paramount paid a company to do new CGI effects for the original episodes, and that's the version now streaming on Netflix. They tried, but from what I remember at the time they had to crank them out on a fast schedule. The result is... lacking, although not horrible. The Phase II guys do better, but then they can barely do an episode a year.

788

(112 replies, posted in Episodes)

If you can, track down the audio version of Stephen King reading the first three Dark Tower books. Not only is it the original version of The Gunslinger, but King's voice really brings you into the story. Sadly, starting with book four he fell in love with the voice of a professional reader and only that version is available on CD. King also reads Bag of Bones, another personal story for him.

The final three Dark Tower books suffer because he decided to write them all at once, regardless of what his muse said. With the others, if the story stopped coming to him with the characters in the middle of a Riddle contest, he stopped the book there and waited a half decade before going on. It was the one series that actually felt like it came from somewhere else. Then, after the accident, he forced things so he could guarantee he'd finish them before dying, retiring afterwards. The retirement didn't last long smile

Harlan Ellison's book is definitely worth reading. I had heard the bad things Roddenberry said about the original script, and, yeah, they're not true smile

Regarding the Prime Directive, it's the kind of thing that gets suspended in an emergency. You can have a rule about not interfering with native people, but if in WW II you really have to put an airfield on that island, you do it. I'm sure that's the experience Coon was drawing on.

790

(2 replies, posted in Creations)

I just finished a short book, more a novella than a novel.

http://www.asstr.org/~Invid_Fan/a-servant-of-wisdom/

"God appeared to Abram, and said unto him, I am El Shaddai."

A Tree. A Mighty Oak. A Goddess of old. Tom heard her. Heard a God of his ancestors make a covenant with him, him and his descendants. All it would require... was a sacrifice. (Author's Note: followers of the God of Abraham may find this tale annoying)

http://www.asstr.org/~Invid_Fan/_Media/a-servant-of-wisdom-cover_med-2.jpeg

791

(112 replies, posted in Episodes)

It should be pointed out that the Japanese often couldn't do the "crap the Japanese did in the 70's with guys in suits that looked COMPLETELY ridiculous..... but actually done so it looks AWESOME" well. The 80's and 90's Godzilla movies LOOK great, really. They're just boring as hell. I like a few of the 2000-era films, particularly Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla, but that's more for the human story than the monster action.

1800's Western Batman has been done. It's called Zorro, who was not just a direct inspiration for the creation of Batman, but in the lore has become the movie Bruce and his family was leaving when his parents were killed.

Balance of Terror is a remake of the World War 2 movie "The Enemy Below", which I quite liked. Robert Mitchum stars as a US Destroyer captain who tracks a German sub.

Galileo 7 was written so they could get the money to build the shuttle sets. You'll notice The Enemy Within plot doesn't work if they can just send shuttles down to rescue everyone, but they had no shuttles yet smile

(years later, they put the saucer separation in the Next Gen pilot as they knew they'd never be able to justify the cost if they tried to fund it from a regular episode, then only used it once or twice in 7 years. The saucer on the original Enterprise could separate as well)

793

(346 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I have to admit, it sounds like they're trying to do a space elevator with balloons. Hell, if you can build the 140,000 foot tether this thing needs, I don't see where an actual space elevator wouldn't be a better option.

Keep in mind, it's Roddenberry who said the pilot was rejected for being "too cerebral". It was much more than that, knowing how much he tended to twist things, and the network did like enough to give him a second pilot.

Thinking about it though, I'd consider this to be the good basis for a movie, in the sense that you can have a injured or dying crewmember on a ship commandeered by his or her friends travelling to a place they shouldn't be going in order to find some way for that person to live again.

That's the basic plot of Star Trek III, as they steal the Enterprise to take McCoy and Spock's brain to the Genesis planet.

795

(346 replies, posted in Off Topic)

They keep trying air launches, but the plane part basically just replaces the disposable first stage, and in the end it's more complicated and expensive than just starting with rockets on the ground. The best you can hope for is a reusable rocket first stage, like Space X is trying to build.

If anyone DOES manage to do it, it will probably be the military, as the ability to put something small into orbit without a large, easy to detect ground launch might have uses worth the price. Hell, the small unmanned mini-shuttle they're playing with might be air launched at some point.

796

(19 replies, posted in Episodes)

Yeah. Everyone would think it was all films about the US Civil War.

797

(93 replies, posted in Episodes)

is there video footage of him saying he ripped off the guy, like there was of him saying he ripped off some old Outer Limits episodes for The Terminator? smile

798

(93 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I'm damned tempted to rent Robot Jox, to see if the forerunner of this film has improved any with age. I remember being very disappointed when it came out, based on the writer and director.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8c/Robot_jox.jpg

799

(469 replies, posted in Episodes)

OK, so is this a new feed we're talking about? If so, the old one should be updated to end with a pointer to the new one, for those who know nothing about this site and get all their news from the podcast.

Your comment that TNG redid the Naked Time episode is correct. They did it for the same reason original Trek did it: it was a good way to get into the heard of the main cast early on. They didn't do as good a job, which given the quality of season 1 TNG shouldn't be surprising. It didn't help that they never knew what to do with Tasha. The writers guide I bought during season 1, which doesn't even have Worf in it yet and has Data built by aliens, says Tasha was to form a close friendship with Weasley. That would have been interesting.

The Mudd episode was the first "comedy" episode. You get one or two a year.