You didn't even offer surrender terms! YOU MONSTERS!

If that's an example of the artistic ability of the VFX guy who created it, I think I've found his problem.

I have an Amazon Associate account too, and there are all kinds of rules about when you get credit and when not, and I may not have done it right to give DIF credit, but I can't see a reason why they would accuse you of using it yourself.

But let's not derail the discussion here. I'm losing my virginity.

I've heard the mini is actually more convenient, and I might actually buy one of those too because I'm thinking of getting an iPad for my mother anyway.

I plan to use the iPad for entertainment when I fly, which is very frequently, and for showing off photos that I just took with my camera at family gatherings. I'm constantly taking pictures and then having to pass the camera around, so I'd rather swap SD cards and keep shooting while the subjects are looking at the photos on the tablet. Ideally, there would be some wireless card thing that automatically transfers the photos as I take them.

And maybe doing lines of cocaine. Also, is it any good as a bludgeoning weapon?