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fcw wrote:

Did you assplain to them that the robots are called Huey, Dewey and Louie?

If you were surprised, like me, the first time you heard a little guy was inside R2D2, wait till you hear what was inside those 3.

Trey wrote:

But no Dern series would be complete without The Cowboys, a movie that I love for many reasons and Dern is only one of them.

Not only have i never seen it, i've never heard of it. Out of my way, i have a movie to watch!

Shifty Bench wrote:

I have never seen Unforgiven.

It's worth seeing if only for the "it's a hell of a thing killing a man" scene.

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Shifty Bench wrote:

Raw Deal?

Commando is better big_smile

No, i'm gonna have to disagree. I really have a soft spot for that dumb flick.

Trey wrote:

I like you, Shifty.  That's why I'm going to kill you last.

Dude, don't encourage him.

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Astroninja Studios wrote:

... Das Boot ...

The director's cut is a crazy 5hrs but it's great. At the end i was like 'already?'

Down in Front wrote:

Casablanca is my pick off of that.

Excellent choice. smile

fcw wrote:

Or, how about doing Dern In Front?
The Driver

Love that movie.

Speaking of guns to critters' heads - this poor dog is still waiting...

beldar wrote:

http://i54.tinypic.com/dlj1gh.jpg

Maybe you should do Raw Deal.

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Well... she needs to get fixed up before she can fool the the camera into a flattering picture. Ok ok, i'll drop the 'hot' part. 2 out of 3's good enough for me.

I think i like the first one better, kind of a reverse-deatomization thing happening.

But what horrible thing is being done to your balls to cause that pain? smile

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Down in Front wrote:

We should just have a "film school" month where we do shit like Lola Rennt and Fellini flicks.

That's a great idea.

Plus maybe a 'fan suggestion month'. You make a short list of our suggestions, then we vote. Might be fun.

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Shifty Bench wrote:

... a God-damn sexual Tyrannosaurus ...

Strap this on your ass, pal. smile I loved him in that movie and as a colour commentator with Gorilla Monsoon but that's about it. He couldn't theorize his way out of a paper bag. I happened to catch him on Larry King with Oliver Stone and he was a total nut job. Coincidentally or not, i think it was the next day that King announced his retirement.

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This was like the 'talking over Teague drinking game'. smile You look at what Alvin Sargent wrote and you think 'why did people hire him' but he did the screenplay for Paper Moon, which if you haven't seen you really should, and won an oscar for Ordinary People, so that keeps your career going during the dry spells i guess.

Doc Ock's flabby shirtless trenchcoat was the dumbest supervillain look of all time. In the old animated Spider-Man, he'd sometimes fight crime at the north pole, i have no idea what he was swinging from.

What in the hell was all that hate for Kirstin Dunst! She's hot, has a great rack...

http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/kirsten-dunst.bmp

and parties hard.

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/k_dunst_drunk_small.jpg

I am so much in love it's not even funny!

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Bugsy Malone.


Setting: pitch meeting at paramount circa 1975. The communal coke salad bowl is half empty.

"It's the story of Al Capone during prohibition. But get this, it's a musical!!  And all the actors are little kids!"

"I LOVE IT!!!"  *snoooort*

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maul2 wrote:

In the same vein, Kingdom Of Heaven could be fun.

I'd heard the director's cut was a big improvement on the theatrical. I just watched it and enjoyed. Thanks for mentioning it.

switch wrote:

please don't make me watch Kingdom of Heaven again... I've wasted 6 hours of my life on that film, and that's enough.

I had a hard time understanding the accents, especially at the beginning. And the dialogue was a little surface-y, or comic book-y but otherwise i thought it was great.

"We are, all of us, what we do. Rise a knight!!"

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smile

I see the resemblance, you kinda look like him.

But let's face it, he has better taste in clothes.

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Down in Front wrote:

Top five creative uses of the camera

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I didn't know hamsters could get that big, and make tauntaun noises! So cute.

TRON

Someone talks about an iphone being much faster than anything seen in the movie or that was used to render the cgi.

Looks like an iphone does 3.5 mflops and a cray-1 (seen in the foreground briefly as they sneek through a computer room) did 136 mflops. So an iphone's about 40 times slower.

But keep in mind the cray was a frickin $8m supercomputer, the fastest in that room. Plus the cost of building a room with a raised floor, a UPS, an operator's salary and the power use of about 6 average US homes. And an iphone doesn't have a cool bench built into the case.

For comparison, modern desktop CPUs like an intel i7 920 are about 25,000 mflops.

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I've heard that hand out mentioned before but i don't remember it. My google-fu is poor so if you ever come across a link please post.

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Shifty Bench wrote:

It's a prequel of what happened in the Norwegian camp ( that just so happens to have Americans in it)  It's still going to be called 'The Thing', which is a bit fucking pointless, if you ask me.

It might be a prequel but it looks like a shot for shot remake with Kurt Russell replaced by... Lucy McClane from Live Free or Die Hard? Wow, yeah that sounds really bad. But i'll wait till i see it before calling it crap. Not a lot of sf movie coming out these days.

Also, everyone knows the Alien prequels are dead, right?

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Really enjoyed this one, wish i hadn't missed the live chat. I didn't think i could learn anything new about Star Wars but there was a ton. Rick James? David Fincher? Great enhancements too, the lovingly selected Carrie shots were appreciated.

For the Vader death thing: i always thought he didn't disappear, then Luke gave the body a respectful funeral (he was his father, and turned good at the end afterall), which "pleased the Force" or whatever, which in turn let him RIP and do the ghost thing.

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Congrats!

pimp

Wow that's a beauty, i'd love to watch a movie there.

... The girl pretends that she doesn't remember who Qui-Gon is ...

Wow, he didn't get it at all. That video is satire, not an unbiased documentary.

Down in Front wrote:

This was either written by Rick McCallum, or is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

Or Rick Berman. What is it with Ricks!?!

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This whole facebook thing was already in the newspaper. Didn't you see Men In Black? It's where to get the real news.

Btw, 13,000+ comments over there?! Gaa.

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For a guy who crashed his bike a few times with no helmet, i think Busey's doing pretty good for himself. Meatloaf? The impact he had in Fight Club plus all the music royalties and he still has to do stuff like this?

Lindsey Lohan would be perfect on that show.

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Invid wrote:

This is a business, not art, and too many mortgages are on the line to just sit back and wait for perfection.

I dared to argue that some movies aren't art in the Inglorious Basterds poll and was shot down like a Mitsubishi Zero. I'm glad to see you've come around. smile

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*insert joke about Zarban's sexual confusion here*

Yeah a lot of cuties in 10, including Julie Andrews. And the leading man is... Dudley Moore? wtf? A great old school movie.

I'm not a huge Bond fan but i love when Connery, sitting in a chair shoots the traitor in cold blood then slowly takes the silencer off (Dr No?). I always liked Dalton, he could've been the best if the movies were better. The actual actors were all good come to think of it, with Brosnan at the bottom.

They always seem to be out of touch with the times or rebooting, why don't they just wait till a great script's ready instead of 'time to make another one, start writing!'

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I love the Spider-Man 2 poster, Kirsten Dunst looks orgazmic.