1,951

(99 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Honestly, the most enjoyable experience I've ever had with a video game was with Portal 2 earlier this year. We talk about "perfect movies", and this was a "perfect game".

First R-rated movie you saw in the theaters?

1,952

(80 replies, posted in Episodes)

This is the best Christmas present I've ever received!

However, coming from a Jew, that doesn't mean a whole lot.

1,953

(21 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I just got back, and I loved it. I'm still in that stage where the film is swirling around in my head too quickly for concrete opinions to form, but my initial reaction is very positive.

1,954

(3 replies, posted in Off Topic)

http://www.cracked.com/article_19631_th … ments.html

1,955

(21 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Films 2 and 3 of the Swedish trilogy feel more like TV movies (probably due to the fact that they literally are). I don't even like the first Swedish film much. It just feels uninterested and uninvested in the characters.

1,956

(21 replies, posted in Off Topic)

I'm seeing it tonight, and I'm trying to go in without expectations, but the more I hear about it the more excited I get.

1,957

(449 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Given recent events, I figured that we might as well have a dedicated thread for trailers. Could be fun.

1,958

(16 replies, posted in Off Topic)

The entire forum begins to wonder how Teague imagines them.

My microphone is broken (and it was crap to begin with) but I might give this a shot this afternoon. We'll see.

1,959

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Oh yeah, I heard about that movie. Seems like it could be alright. That Nolan guy seems like he's got talent.

Here's my story about that trailer: I saw Mission Impossible on Thursday night at an early screening (it's great, by the way, check it out). I saw it in IMAX, knowing full well that my theater would not have the DKR prologue. Instead, out of the blue, I was treated to this. In IMAX. Needless to say, it was a pleasant surprise.

1,960

(198 replies, posted in Episodes)

You know, ever since I saw that someone with the username "HabeasPorpoise" had joined the forums, I've been on pins and needles waiting for a first post. You, sir, did not disappoint. Welcome!

1,961

(35 replies, posted in Creations)

I keep seeing this all over the internet. Good for you guys!

1,962

(23 replies, posted in Episodes)

In IMAX, Tron Legacy was so loud that the seats literally shook.


I think I'd be okay with this movie if it had been, you know, entertaining. The plot could have been just as dumb, but if we got five more awesome fight scenes, I would have loved this movie. I would have acknowledged how terrible it was, but at least I wouldn't have felt like I wasted my time. Tron Legacy makes the mistake, for me, of being unbearably boring, and that's the worst crime it commits.

1,963

(431 replies, posted in Off Topic)

Saniss wrote:

Well, maybe not the last two hours, which were fucked up discussions and bad jokes in the chat... whatever.

Hey, those are my bad jokes mostly all of them!

1,964

(209 replies, posted in Creations)

Love it. LOVE. IT.

1,965

(7 replies, posted in Episodes)

I always found the controversy over the "full retard" line akin to the people who got angry at Randy Newman because they thought he actually hated short people.

1,966

(2,061 replies, posted in Episodes)

I think that Rise of the Planet of the Apes works really well. I didn't find it unbelievable that Franco got away with keeping his pet chimp. It's not exactly illegal to have one. Giving his dad the drug was unethical to be sure, but as this movie shows us, the corporation he works for cares less about ethicality and legality than for results that can make them money. Come on, corporations do that every day.

1,967

(198 replies, posted in Episodes)

The Intermission might be a great way to talk about franchises. Is it worth it to do commentaries for all 87 Friday the 13th movies? Maybe the first one would inspire a full conversation, but the rest of them all together would make a fun discussion in brief.

1,968

(1,649 replies, posted in Off Topic)

FAKE. I can tell because of the pixels.

1,969

(39 replies, posted in Episodes)

Joe wrote:

I wonder how much all of the tie in content from other movies will actually help Avengers. Are they really going to ease the mental gymnastics that the average movie goer that isn't well versed in the Marvel universe will have perform to accept that this is on some level possible? Just off the top of my head there's the Arc Reactor, super soldier serum, vibranium, the cosmic cube, aliens and whatever the Hulk is, that's 6 magic beans.

I think that we can excuse the arc reactor, the serum, and certainly vibranium as Movie Science. Or maybe we can link them because they all come from Howard Stark, and "genius movie scientist" isn't really a magic bean. The Cosmic Cube is the closest thing that the universe has to a true magic bean (or maybe it's more of a Macguffin, because it's the thing that everyone wants and, as far as we know, it's nothing but a glowing box). The magic/science that comes from Thor's world is the most absurd thing, and since Loki is the villain of The Avengers, that will probably be the magic bean.

Pop culture has been accepting the Marvel Universe and its countless magic beans for a while. And even people who don't know anything about it will acknowledge that, since it's a comic book movie about superheroes, things are going to be ridiculous.

1,970

(5 replies, posted in Off Topic)

http://www.slashfilm.com/girl-dragon-ta … -377693636

I had two immediate thoughts when I read this story. First, that this was awesome, and second, wait, why is the album three hours long?

The sampler is superb, especially if you're a fan of Reznor/Ross's work on The Social Network. It's chilling and atmospheric.

I know that Reznor likes to be unconventional when it comes to releasing his music, but if he has three hours of score that he's putting out there for sale, how long must the movie be? The Social Network was two hours long, and the soundtrack album was 67 minutes.

1,971

(8 replies, posted in Off Topic)

The problem is that all of those are so much simpler than they appear.

1,972

(29 replies, posted in Off Topic)

But we knew that Cars 2 was going to be be bad. Maybe we hoped that it wouldn't, but there was little chance that it would be good. In fact, some Pixar fans are still roaming the internet praising it as another Pixar masterpiece.

However, I'll give them another chance. Yes, the trailer for Brave is silly, but lots of Pixar trailers have been. If Brave really is bad, perhaps Pixar will be finished. But I'll give them one slipup.

1,973

(8 replies, posted in Off Topic)

The toughest one for me was the flower that The Crow is holding in its beak. It's "Iris".

1,974

(25 replies, posted in Episodes)

To be fair to the scientists in that scene, they didn't say, "It's a bird, it being in there won't affect the test." They said something to the effect of, "It's probably just a bird; it'll fly away before the experiment starts." Use of the word "probably" is still a totally fair complaint.

1,975

(39 replies, posted in Episodes)

Transformers 3 is almost as bad as Transformers 2. The Chicago stuff is cool, but the whole movie is so dumb.

Also, Thor is to the Avengers as Superman is to the Justice League.

http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/i-QHvrLCn/0/L/i-QHvrLCn-XL.jpg


ALSO also, And I Must Scream isn't what Teague said it is.