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Mulholland Drive
I saw Naiomi Watts' nipples.

Also, it's old. Why not an episode about commander keen, or Sim City 2000?

Yes, especially want to see his awkward first kiss with himself.

So I just watched Elysium. My disappointment is palpable.

That edit is not good.

There are great bits involving robots and technology, buried under heavy-handed moralising, a predictable third act, and lashings of sentimentalism.

I wasn't bothered by the divide between the haves and the have-nots, nor the disregard shown. By and large that's totally accurate.

There are choices in the film which I would not have thought a professional cinematographer (Haris Zambarloukos - also did Thor) would make, so I have to put those back on Branagh. Shots with overdone motion blur, others which are out of focus, and action sequences which are pushed in so tightly, and cut so quickly, that you literally don't know who's doing what to whom. There didn't seem to be a uniform stylistic choice to the film, which can work with characters, but this felt haphazard and unfocused.

Visually it's a bit of a mess.

I really liked watching Costner and Pine together, despite some memorably bad dialogue, they had a good dynamic and they both have an earnestness to their delivery which is engaging. Knightly though, is never the right choice - she has no depth to her performance.

It may get a bit ... Punchy.

One niece was disowned on Boxing Day.

This reminds me rather of our lord Jesus.

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