Topic: The Expendables: Female Edition

Okay, so we've got our movie (and its sequel) starring the biggest names in action from the past thirty years. But they're all guys.

Cast an all-female version of The Expendables, with the most kick-ass women of cinema from the 80s until now. Go.

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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Buffy

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River

Ripley

Last edited by BigDamnArtist (2012-08-17 02:32:25)

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Geena Davis based solely on Long Kiss Goodnight, which is seriously one of the most under-rated action flicks of the 90s: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdxnlmbaMQU

Also Gina Carano, and Milla Jovovich probably deserves a spot too.

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Sigourney Weaver
Linda Hamilton
Geena Davis
Cynthia Rothrock
Milla Jovovich
Pam Grier
Michelle Yeoh
Maggie Q

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Whoever played Nikita in La Femme Nikita

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The TV show from the 90s? That would be Peta Wilson, she was also in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Good shout smile

Last edited by Jimmy B (2012-08-17 02:51:18)

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Uma Thurman was my first choice.

"The Doctor is Submarining through our brains." --Teague

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Somebody already had the idea:

http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/female-expendables-1024.jpg

My question is, why Yeoh and no Liu? And also, can Michelle Rodriguez please go away forever.

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Brian wrote:

My question is, why Yeoh and no Liu? And also, can Michelle Rodriguez please go away forever.

This, for starters:

Though I agree Liu deserves a spot, certainly over Michelle Rodriguez and Vivica Fox

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Or how about Rothrock and Yeoh together?

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No Gina Torres, no movie.

Teague Chrystie

I have a tendency to fix your typos.

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Lucy Liu has freckles. Makes my knees all wobbly.

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Jimmy B wrote:

Or how about Rothrock and Yeoh together?

Holy crap, I gotta track that down and watch it. How did I never hear of Cynthia Rothrock?
Was I just too young, being a child of the 90s?

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You've never heard of Cynthia Rothrock? Wow. She's pretty good when the script and direction is good except she often picks projects with shit scripts and worst directors.  She's been in more than a few stinkers but that clip shows how good he could be. If you can find her Hong Kong films, stick with them, her American stuff largely sucks with very poor fight work. Want to see her take on Sammo Hung? Course you do-

Obscurus Lupa on the That Guy With The Glasses network has a major girl hard-on for her and has reviewed a few of her worst films.

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Famke Janssen, who played Xenia Onatopp, from James Bond: Goldeneye. She got off as she beat you up. What more do you want?  lol

not long to go now...

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Grace Jones.