Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (12)
00:17:20 - 00:17:30  "Every character has to have angst" "Tell that to Christopher Walken."
00:28:08 - 00:28:11  "Can my part of this commentary just be me going Ungngngnghhhh"
00:53:08 - 00:53:25   Dorkman on the "Across the Stars Theme" by John Williams
02:17:58 - 02:18:12   Yoda shitting his intestines out

Fight Club

42:28-43:48 Flying bottle discussion, and Brian making up themes.
1:02:54-1:03:39 A stunningly racist joke.
1:09:47-1:10:39 Why Fincher’s allowed his indulgent editing.
1:58:23-1:58:42 Fincher’s relationship with Fox.
2:20:09-2:21:28 A lovely lesson on efficient suicide.

right, made it through one movie, now time to turn in, I'll get through at least one tomorrow, possibly more.
I know a lot of what were going for is a bit shorter funny things, but I was listening for both that and hopefully incite full moments.

Aladin:
0:06:00 - 0:07:25
Racism & censoring of song lyrics

0:12:50 - 0:14:36
Racism vs stakes into traditional vs CGanimation vs Stop-motion

0:17:12 - 0:19:30
Robin Williams insanity, theme of imprisonment in place vs original story

0:20:50 - 0:21:25
Morality plays of Disney features

0:22:30 - 0:23:02
Dinosaurs in Disney

0:24:10 - 0:25:05
What does brad pit sound like & deaf joke

0:27:10 - 0:27:50
Grass is greener

0:29:10 - 0:31:25
Artwork, design and color theory crash and burn

0:32:20 - 0:34:50
Disney script quality vs Pixar script “mastery”, the pre & post prequel theory

0:35:25 - 0:37:50
Carpet as character and 2d vs 3d, with slight offshoot in middle

0:40:20 - 0:41:10
nonmusical @ disney & Emperors new groove

0:41:10 - 0:41:50
Genies fuck you hard, foustian pact

0:42:35 - 0:43:45
Musical plot/song structure

0:45:30 - 0:47:12
magic bean and hanging lantern on rules

0:48:19 - 0:49:20
supernatural elements and explinations, zombies & ark

0:50:50 - 0:51:20
snaggletooth 12 year old

0:52:15 - 0:54:30
sinister wish granting & faustian bargain description

0:57:00 - 0:57:40
Fit in

0:58:55 - 1:01:45
Disney Princesses “I would fuck the shit out of her”

1:03:00 - 1:04:15
Alan Menkin songs

1:05:00 - 1:05:30
Sphinx’s nose

1:06:30 - 1:07:20
Extraordinary Claims Extraordinary Evidence

1:09:00 - 1:09:40
Unstuck in Time

1:09:45 - 1:12:45
Fantasmic & disney culture

1:14:00 - 1:14:55
“I wanna blow Jack Sparrow”

1:17:00 - 1:17:55
Teague can’t remember Gargoyles, and thinks its every other disney tv show

1:18:20 - 1:18:50
“Lose grip on Reality”

1:20:10 - 1:21:05
Think it through please

1:22:00 - 1:22:30
wait what? I cant do that

1:25:20 - 1:26:10
Disney & killing off parents

1:26:35 - 1:27:09
stuck in the lamp from a bet, not the rules

1:28:21 - 1:29:05
Genie Fuck Bracelets (tm)

1:30:00 - 1:30:33
Stoning Jasmine

Iron Man:
Wow, this was a bit to much of a love fest, more of a “this is cool” so not quite as many “humorous” moments

00:00 - 00:12
Brian doing UFO & Transformer sounds

11:05 - 11:24
Stark Torpedo in Moby Dick

14:30 - 14:50
pulling in moments from large history as callbacks

17:13 - 17:35
Way to go Her

17:34 - 18:50
English computer butler

22:10 - 22:45
ABC’ing of Tony Stark, and amazing sequences

26:10 - 27:00
how do magnets work?

28:10 - 30:05
Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark, into ad-libbing on features

31:55 - 32:40
rooted in reality

32:50 - 33:45
the one magic bean

37:30 - 37:40
villainous face

38:40 - 40:01
Studios are stupid

41:35 - 42:30
magic bean garden

45:20 - 46:25
Face or no face in costume

46:55 - 47:13
Carlin & Flamethrowers

48:30 - 48:35
“Im loving this commentary I can just chil”
49:15 - 53:10
what would FOX have done?

53:10 - 54:20
gweneth paltros character & actress

55:06 - 56:50
scarcity of magic bean & blue shirt white collar hypothosis

58:01 - 58:30
pull off the goatee

59:01 - 59:45
levels of tech

1:00:35 - 1:03:03
Rhodey casting & character change

1:04:27 - 1:05:25
Jake paraphrasing Dorkman, most important thing & becoming more important to being

1:06:50 - 1:07:10
boner for bridges

1:08:04 - 1:08:45 & 1:19:15 - 1:10:10
amount of effects vs practical

1:13:55 - 1:14:30
things that Jake hates

1:27:25 - 1:27:55
Army of One

1:29:25 - 1:29:55
Your Just a Tracer

1:34:25 - 1:35:15
Magic Bean Suit

1:35:25 - 1:36:25
I Love that Part & Your Mom

1:36:25 - 1:37:00 & 1:37:30 - 1:37:00
Teague doesn’t now Quantum Leap

1:38:40 - 1:40:00
Movie OS’s & Sector rant

1:40:05 - 1:41:08
Copperfield getting mugged
1:41:10 - 1:41:48
Bridges amazing beard

1:51:20 - 1:51:40
Teague hates acronyms

amazingly not much beyond random conversation in the end climax and end, a bit to much comic book discussion with worked for the movie, but not as much for out of context referrals

TRON:
0:10:04 - 0:11:05
What happens inside the tv, and a good cold open, into story structure

0:11:47 - 0:12:50
Great setup & buildup, to a … boring premise (corporate espionage)

0:15:40 - 0:16:07
Making sure still on Eisners side

0:16:15 - 0:16:48
getting attached to file structure

0:23:05 - 0:24:25
Spiders, random pacing & effects showing off

0:24:25 - 0:25:05
Lasers are the root of everything

0:25:10 - 0:26:05
Schluby leads, and who is the lead

0:29:27 - 0:30:05
naked calikovision

0:34:40 - 0:35:30
laying out the stakes early

0:37:05 - 0:38:30
stupid vr interfaces, and bad dating movie choices

0:39:16 - 0:40:05
digitizing our consciousness, and oranges

0:43:33 - 0:45:20
escape movie with no tension, and discussion

0:50:28 - 0:51:50
daydream movie

0:53:08 - 0:56:00
OMG Effects, and the effort behind

1:03:40 - 1:04:10
Jeff Bridges is Neo, but better

1:05:40 - 1:05:55
Christianity, just following the fad

1:07:35 - 1:08:30
first cg character

1:09:25 - 1:10:35
is the Matrix Tron?

1:12:00 - 1:13:05
“Dorkman fix Tron”

1:15:32 - 1:19:25
3 out of 4 and derivative production design

1:19:25 - 1:20:10
scarcity of environment, and Family Ties porn

1:24:37 - 1:26:53
“anointed one” stepping aside to let others be hero

1:28:26 - 1:29:11
what is technology?

1:32:52 - 1:34:20
great fight reactions, and the digi-viscera

1:36:55 - 1:38:00
validity of sacrifice

1:38:01 - 1:39:10
high burden of proof to resolve plot