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Dean: I think we acknowledge that there's cool ideas in the script. But I can't put a bunch of raw beef and wheat stalks on a plate and call it a burger, no matter how premium the beef is.

Penguin's a dark mirror of Batman in being alone in the world and seen as a freak by society. Okay, and what do we learn about Batman through that? Nothing, as far as I know. Shit, the penguin frames him for murder and, having hacked the Batmobile, takes Batman on a wild rampage through town. So Batman's going to experience being reviled by Gotham for circumstances beyond his control, right?

Well, no. Actually aside from using what Penguin says to him during said rampage to thwart Penguin's political aspirations in their infancy (dude's not even on a ballot yet), you could've cut that entire "framed for murder and reckless driving" section out of the movie, since we never see Batman treated any differently by the city, and his goals are in no way hindered by those events. In fact within 24 hours they're throwing up the Batsignal again, like nothing happened.

Likewise, Catwoman is a crazy person in a costume like him, taking advantage of the freedom of anonymity and empowerment to wreak havoc. But Batman is never tempted to abuse his power or otherwise wrestle with the "splinter" of himself she represents.

Shreck, same deal. They're both rich guys and in exactly one scene does that comes up. Shreck offers him an opportunity to sacrifice his principles for money, he says no without a moment's hesitation, and that's over.

I think there's way LESS going on here than you're giving it credit for. You're seeing missed opportunities for thematic depth but giving the film credit as if it actually leveraged them.

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Dean wrote:

In fact almost all the main characters in the flick are just fractured pieces of Batman's psyche.

Terrific analysis. Batman is the only superhero whose villains are as interesting as he is.

Dorkman wrote:

You're seeing missed opportunities for thematic depth but giving the film credit as if it actually leveraged them.

Nope. Siding with Dean. The film doesn't have to show Batman becoming his villains. It only needs to show directions he could have gone. The film's not a masterpiece (the Batmobile hack being a good example), but it stands among the better superhero movies.

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You might not be able to get away with something like that in a 'regular' movie, but I think for a superhero movie, unless you're telling the origin story - and Burton never really did - the hero character is pretty much already set up. All you have to do is say "this is what this character is like" and that's it. The focus on a superhero flick should be the villains, because they're the ones who have goals and are pro-active the whole time. The hero mainly just sits around waiting for the villain to do something, then try to thwart their evil plan. They just react to stuff. The villains are the ones that have a story to tell. The heroes exist to be, essentially, the antagonist for the plot-driving villain characters.

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Squiggly_P wrote:

The focus on a superhero flick should be the villains, because they're the ones who have goals and are pro-active the whole time.

It can be but shouldn't necessarily be. James Bond and Harry Potter are basically superheroes, and those movies focus more on the hero solving the mystery than on the bad guys working their plans. That's how any good action movie or thriller is plotted.

The major problem with superhero movies is that the villain isn't made strong enough, so the hero only needs to discover his identity and location to stop him. That's the fundamental problem with Superman.

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A Superman movie needs Darkseid as the villain...

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Superman 2 almost had the right idea in terms of a proper villain with General Zod.  But yeah, Darkseid would be nice to see in a movie.

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oh, and there's more than 25 different variations of the batman logo.

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In B&R, Clooney is an Adam West impression. And not a very memorable one. But I'll allow for the possibility that he could have been great as a real-world Bruce Wayne. In Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns, Batman comes out of retirement in his 60s because... who knows. But Clooney could probably play the HELL out of that incarnation. An old, grizzled, angry Wayne is something I'd love to see him do.

EDIT: This reminds me of Pierce Brosnan as Bond. He was perfect for the role, but he was stuck with terrible scripts (sans Tomorrow Never Dies, which I would argue is a top 3 Bond film).

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I've said this before, that I want Clooney to play Bruce if they ever—ever—make a Batman Beyond film.

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Great commentary.
Its a film of missed opportunities, the main being that they really do not address Batman's issues whatsoever.

Clooney would be a good choice. However, I have always though Jon Hamm (Mad Men) would be great playing an older Bruce.

I went on Trey's suggestion and checked out 'Waking Sleeping Beauty'. Great doc by the way. When they show Tim Burton early on I just cracked up.

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Was unfortunately unable to be for the live show for this movie but after finally being able to listen the archive of it I have to say that this is definitely one of my favorites commentaries that DiF has done.  Trey's stories about his experience while working on it only added to it.

Not including the Nolan movies, this is perhaps my 2nd favorite Batman movie with the 1st Burton Batman and Mask of the Phantasm animated movie being my favorites.

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Xtroid wrote:

A Superman movie needs Darkseid as the villain...


No doubt that the Darkseid characer would be a great villian for a Superman movie.  They've used him in some of the DC animated movies, even one of them having him fighting Batman, and it was done well.  Link to such a scene:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE5RXhPwlKc

If you want to see a good Superman vs. Darkseid fight check out the Justice League episode "Twiligh part 2".

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re: Batman and Robin

this was the first movie that i ever actually considered walking out on.  at one point i almost stood up and yelled, "you have to be kidding me!" and walked out...but i didn't.  i thought that there was no way it could continue to be a pile of steaming dog turds and that it had to get better.  so i sat through it.

it never got better.    i almost want to see it again to see if i was being overly harsh, but based on the commentary, it sounds like i was right the first time.

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Best. Commentary. Ever. And I say that based on the fact that I hadn't even watched the film upon listening to it. Not in full, anyway. I got it a week later or so on Blurry, and watched it with my significant other, and we both agreed it's not at all about Batman. It's a decent film, not at all great, but man, DeVito's performance is really up there.

I fell asleep once during the film, so I guess I can't say I've watched it in full still, but I got the gist of it. Batman's nearly in it, Selina is hot as hell, Walken does a great role that isn't Walkenized, and the Penguin get's every sympathy point I have.

That being said, the plot is pretty boring. The Penguin wants to find his parents, and is abused by Shrek for some conspiracy? WTF. At least Nolan brings the characters down to earth. However, if you're gonna accept the movie for what it is, it's still pretty bland.


And as an end note; All I could think about while watching the final scenes of the Penguin in his lair, was the damn penguins going "Yo". Thanks a lot for ruining an otherwise emotional ending, Trey. Although, I have to say it also lifted the film a bunch.

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Who wins?
Points are given for style, nostalgia and kitch.

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Another acceptable answer is... we all win smile

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Left.

Sorry, Adam.

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I like the middle one

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I'll take the one in the middle.  (is that pervy?)

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I think the one on the right is cooler. The one on the left is too swoopy, its curves look stupid.

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I just can't stop staring at that woman's bum......

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Related to the discussion of how little Batman there is in this film:

Batman's percentage of screen time in Burton's, Schumaker's, and Nolan's films.

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I probably just misheard/misunderstood you guys, but just in case: Phieffer isn't "resurrected"
by those cats, the awnings and the snow broke her fall, and her brain is basically messed up
because of it. More shock/mental breakdown. Those cats all around her in the alley was just symbolism junk.

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